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UnfairRepresent
10/23/20 2:16:40 PM
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Would you accept?


She looks right at you and in a posh Liverpudlian accent says

"I hate to ask but I just fell into this mud after playing American football with my teammates and I simply must go wash up, I'm a sincerely ghastly sight. I know this may sound a tad weird but I have a dreadful irrational phobia of showers you see, I can't have one without someone to comfort me and help. I'm okay with support but on my own I'm prone to get scared and panic. So I'm in a spot of bother, the other girls have gone straight to the pub to celebrate our victory over Italy but I need to go back to the changing rooms first to shower and umm....well change. I am frightfully dirty don't you know? It's most unpleasing.

I know it's awkward and normally I would never cause a fuss but I simply don't know anyone else around here and you seem like a decent chap. Can you help me? I would be most grateful."

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How do you react?
Would you do it?

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BatmanVonDoom
10/23/20 2:20:43 PM
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Posh scousers don't exist

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Turbam
10/23/20 2:20:45 PM
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"Nah"

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BloodMoon7
10/23/20 2:21:21 PM
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She can shower on her own. Thot.

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Vescreth
10/23/20 2:30:08 PM
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She talks too much
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lordofmud
10/23/20 2:31:01 PM
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I'd kick her in the head. And then keep kicking her. Keep kicking. Over and over. Kicking kicking kicking!

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BobLoblaw_
10/23/20 2:32:49 PM
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lordofmud posted...
I'd kick her in the head. And then keep kicking her. Keep kicking. Over and over. Kicking kicking kicking!
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monkmith
10/23/20 2:34:33 PM
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sounds like a nutcase.

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UnfairRepresent
10/23/20 2:35:20 PM
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lordofmud posted...
I'd kick her in the head. And then keep kicking her. Keep kicking. Over and over. Kicking kicking kicking!

What the fuck

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JTilly
10/23/20 2:39:36 PM
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lordofmud posted...
I'd kick her in the head. And then keep kicking her. Keep kicking. Over and over. Kicking kicking kicking!
!?!?

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UnfairRepresent
10/23/20 6:58:23 PM
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dead even so far

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RetsuZaiZen
10/23/20 7:05:24 PM
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Hard pass.

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JTilly
10/23/20 7:06:05 PM
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No sexy stuff in the shower??

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UnfairRepresent
10/24/20 4:03:37 AM
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Vescreth posted...
She talks too much
Well she is British

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The_Korey
10/24/20 5:16:41 AM
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UnfairRepresent
10/24/20 6:44:35 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
She can shower on her own. Thot.
Well yeah but she has a phobia and gets panicky if she's on her own with a running shower

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au_gold
10/24/20 6:45:23 PM
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Only if its a golden shower.

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UnfairRepresent
10/25/20 8:12:16 PM
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au_gold posted...
Only if its a golden shower.
ewwwww

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MrFingers07
10/25/20 8:15:32 PM
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lordofmud posted...
I'd kick her in the head. And then keep kicking her. Keep kicking. Over and over. Kicking kicking kicking!

listen buddy, not everyone is as enthusiastic about mud like you are. most people would want to wash it off and not have it on them

sorry you had to learn that today
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UnfairRepresent
10/27/20 10:39:26 AM
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MrFingers07 posted...
listen buddy, not everyone is as enthusiastic about mud like you are. most people would want to wash it off and not have it on them

sorry you had to learn that today
Well he is the lord of it apparently

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nfearurspecimn
10/27/20 10:41:32 AM
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I would say no. Too easy to get into trouble that way even if you don't try anything funny.

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