Current Events > What's the greatest Indiana Jones adventure?

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I think Raiders is the most popular but I have a soft spot for Last Crusade.

With the exception of the weird Blonde lady's character arc and her having sex with Sean Connery for no reason, it's like the perfect movie.

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Maze_ posted...

With the exception of the weird Blonde lady's character arc and her having sex with Sean Connery for no reason, it's like the perfect movie.

Do you need a reason to have sex with Sean Connery?

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Temple of Doom. It's the most badass one. People whine about Wille and Shortround, but they never bothered me. I think Willie is kinda adorable and I like how she's basically the complete opposite of Marion. Yeah, she screams a lot, but wouldn't you if you saw all that crazy stuff? I'd shit my pants like 5 times over.

I also love the musical number at the beginning and the contrast of it and the rest of the movie. "Anything goes" indeed.

TOD>LC>ROTLA>>>>>>>>>>>>CS

EmbraceOfDeath posted...

Do you need a reason to have sex with Sean Connery?

This. Don't blame her at all.

"She talksh in her shleep."

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Depressing fact about Raiders:

Indy seduced and fucked Marion when she was underage.

He was 26 and seduced her when she was like 14, fucked her when she was 15, fucked her for 2 years and then they broke up.

Justifying it as "Well she loved me so it wasn't abuse...."

They have line of "I was a child! it was wrong and you knew it!" and as a kid I always assumed that child just meant "I was young" like 19 years old young

But no, look at their ages and the times specified. It was 26 and 15. And it was establshed that they knew each other for at least a year before they fucked.

Now that probably wasn't uncommon in the 30s but still. Indy is a pedophile sex predator.

Kinda puts his relationship with Shortround into a new disturbing light.

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