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gunplagirl 01/31/21 7:58:33 PM #1:	"I was born 30 years ago. For 10 years I've ruled as this body's Empress. But for all these years I have never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the Gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in Darkness a Doom sweeps the land. This is the 31st of January; the Year of CE 2021. These are the closing days of the 3rd Era, and the final hours of my 20s." --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:950134788] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>"I was born 30 years ago. For 10 years I've ruled as this body's Empress. But for all these years I have never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the Gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in Darkness a Doom sweeps the land. This is the 31st of January; the Year of CE 2021. These are the closing days of the 3rd Era, and the final hours of my 20s." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CouldBeAnAlt 01/31/21 7:59:17 PM #2:	Do you get a free walker when you become old? <cite>CouldBeAnAlt posted [p:950134819] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>Do you get a free walker when you become old? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vigorm0rtis 01/31/21 8:00:06 PM #3:	CouldBeAnAlt posted... Do you get a free walker when you become old? No. That's socialist. --- "Can't wait to count out your coin!" -- Bethesda, 2018 <cite>vigorm0rtis posted [p:950134848] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>CouldBeAnAlt posted... </cite> <quote>Do you get a free walker when you become old?</quote> No. That's socialist. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 01/31/21 8:00:25 PM #4:	30's is when you can just start shitting in your pants in public and everyone understands because you're 30. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:950134866] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>30's is when you can just start shitting in your pants in public and everyone understands because you're 30. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FlameTurtle 01/31/21 8:00:36 PM #5:	Have you picked out a nursing home yet --- Updated Prediction for the 2020 election: https://www.270towin.com/maps/xGWGg <cite>FlameTurtle posted [p:950134872] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>Have you picked out a nursing home yet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 01/31/21 8:01:44 PM #6:	Welcome to the beginning of the end. You'll start to slow down and be worse at all physical activities Your eyesight and hearing will start to worsen Your body will being to slow down and you'll begin to experience random pain --- Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:950134908] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>Welcome to the beginning of the end. You'll start to slow down and be worse at all physical activities Your eyesight and hearing will start to worsen Your body will being to slow down and you'll begin to experience random pain </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lemondrop7 01/31/21 8:01:56 PM #7:	on Kaelon II, you would be considered halfway to your death just FYI --- This signature is used so that my one line posts aren't swept into the wedge of you wall of text wankers <cite>lemondrop7 posted [p:950134912] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>on Kaelon II, you would be considered halfway to your death just FYI </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 01/31/21 8:02:08 PM #8:	Cringe. Also, with the constant shit you post, there's absolutely no way that you're even 15. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:950134922] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>Cringe. Also, with the constant shit you post, there's absolutely no way that you're even 15. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 01/31/21 8:02:24 PM #9:	Just you wait, before you know it your knees are going to sound like someone eating crisps in a move theatre whenever you crouch down. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:950134930] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>Just you wait, before you know it your knees are going to sound like someone eating crisps in a move theatre whenever you crouch down. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 01/31/21 8:04:54 PM #10:	CouldBeAnAlt posted... Do you get a free walker when you become old? Yes but not like the aid kind, rather one of those aliens or zombies that kill you kind vigorm0rtis posted... No. That's socialist. I'm kinda one of those somewhat? Johnny_Nutcase posted... 30's is when you can just start shitting in your pants in public and everyone understands because you're 30. Already carry spare underwear in my bag/ purse because being a girl and bladder control FlameTurtle posted... Have you picked out a nursing home yet So you think I have nursing home money? In this economy? --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:950135024] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>CouldBeAnAlt posted... </cite> <quote>Do you get a free walker when you become old?</quote>Yes but not like the aid kind, rather one of those aliens or zombies that kill you kind vigorm0rtis posted... </cite> <quote>No. That's socialist.</quote>I'm kinda one of those somewhat? Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>30's is when you can just start shitting in your pants in public and everyone understands because you're 30.</quote>Already carry spare underwear in my bag/ purse because being a girl and bladder control FlameTurtle posted... </cite> <quote>Have you picked out a nursing home yet</quote>So you think I have nursing home money? In this economy? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 01/31/21 8:07:11 PM #11:	pogo_rabid posted... Welcome to the beginning of the end. You'll start to slow down and be worse at all physical activities Your eyesight and hearing will start to worsen Your body will being to slow down and you'll begin to experience random pain lmao my eyesight already was ass and I'm already in pain getting medical procedures to get giant boobs and a vagooter and whatnot lemondrop7 posted... on Kaelon II, you would be considered halfway to your death just FYI How optimistic Vicious_Dios posted... Cringe. Also, with the constant shit you post, there's absolutely no way that you're even 15. :l Made that n--- account back in 2009 but sure, I was posting in diapers. Kakapo posted... Just you wait, before you know it your knees are going to sound like someone eating crisps in a move theatre whenever you crouch down. I already sometimes need a support to get up when I crouch. Suddenly, stealth games feel so much less realistic. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:950135099] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>pogo_rabid posted... </cite> <quote>Welcome to the beginning of the end. You'll start to slow down and be worse at all physical activities Your eyesight and hearing will start to worsen Your body will being to slow down and you'll begin to experience random pain</quote>lmao my eyesight already was ass and I'm already in pain getting medical procedures to get giant boobs and a vagooter and whatnot lemondrop7 posted... </cite> <quote>on Kaelon II, you would be considered halfway to your death just FYI</quote>How optimistic Vicious_Dios posted... </cite> <quote>Cringe. Also, with the constant shit you post, there's absolutely no way that you're even 15. </quote>:l Made that n--- account back in 2009 but sure, I was posting in diapers. Kakapo posted... </cite> <quote>Just you wait, before you know it your knees are going to sound like someone eating crisps in a move theatre whenever you crouch down.</quote>I already sometimes need a support to get up when I crouch. Suddenly, stealth games feel so much less realistic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FlameTurtle 01/31/21 8:13:31 PM #12:	Whats one tip that you have for the youngsters out there --- Updated Prediction for the 2020 election: https://www.270towin.com/maps/xGWGg <cite>FlameTurtle posted [p:950135365] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>Whats one tip that you have for the youngsters out there </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta 01/31/21 8:15:30 PM #13:	wow you're 3 years older den me --- https://imgur.com/tvKkIcw https://imgur.com/Kywn3Qc https://imgur.com/Cybsdf1 http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif <cite>ssj3vegeta posted [p:950135445] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>wow you're 3 years older den me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 01/31/21 8:18:38 PM #14:	gunplagirl posted... lmao my eyesight already was ass and I'm already in pain getting medical procedures to get giant boobs and a vagooter and whatnot bad eyesight comrades! --- Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:950135557] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>lmao my eyesight already was ass and I'm already in pain getting medical procedures to get giant boobs and a vagooter and whatnot</quote>bad eyesight comrades! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 01/31/21 8:20:38 PM #15:	FlameTurtle posted... Whats one tip that you have for the youngsters out there Get. Revenge. ssj3vegeta posted... wow you're 3 years older den me Lies you're a 60 year old gmilf pogo_rabid posted... bad eyesight comrades! I'm like Velma without my glasses --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:950135653] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>FlameTurtle posted... </cite> <quote>Whats one tip that you have for the youngsters out there</quote>Get. Revenge. ssj3vegeta posted... </cite> <quote>wow you're 3 years older den me</quote>Lies you're a 60 year old gmilf pogo_rabid posted... </cite> <quote>bad eyesight comrades!</quote>I'm like Velma without my glasses </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 01/31/21 8:22:46 PM #16:	happy birthday! --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:950135748] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>happy birthday! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pogo_rabid 01/31/21 8:23:45 PM #18:	gunplagirl posted... Get. Revenge. Lies you're a 60 year old gmilf I'm like Velma without my glasses Yeah i have real bad astigmatism, without glasses/contacts, I just see multicolored blobs --- Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:950135797] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>Get. Revenge. Lies you're a 60 year old gmilf I'm like Velma without my glasses</quote>Yeah i have real bad astigmatism, without glasses/contacts, I just see multicolored blobs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 01/31/21 8:29:55 PM #19:	MedeaLysistrata posted... happy birthday! Thank you [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Thanks and that's the power of youth, endless vibrant vitality pogo_rabid posted... Yeah i have real bad astigmatism, without glasses/contacts, I just see multicolored blobs Mine's not that bad but I know what you mean. I struggled for an hour to find them the other week when they slid between the ledge I store them on and a box nearby. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:950136088] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite> <quote>happy birthday!</quote>Thank you <cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Thanks and that's the power of youth, endless vibrant vitality pogo_rabid posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah i have real bad astigmatism, without glasses/contacts, I just see multicolored blobs</quote>Mine's not that bad but I know what you mean. I struggled for an hour to find them the other week when they slid between the ledge I store them on and a box nearby. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 02/01/21 12:59:09 AM #21:	CalypsoDoom posted... Happy birthday Thanks <3 --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:950145795] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>CalypsoDoom posted... </cite> <quote>Happy birthday </quote>Thanks <3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FlameTurtle 02/01/21 1:00:08 AM #22:	why are you old --- Updated Prediction for the 2020 election: https://www.270towin.com/maps/xGWGg <cite>FlameTurtle posted [p:950145809] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>why are you old </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 02/01/21 1:02:11 AM #23:	FlameTurtle posted... why are you old The only way to free myself from the chains of time was to sacrifice EVERYTHING and the entire world watched, and did nothing --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:950145856] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>FlameTurtle posted... </cite> <quote>why are you old</quote>The only way to free myself from the chains of time was to sacrifice EVERYTHING and the entire world watched, and did nothing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 02/01/21 1:02:38 AM #24:	FlameTurtle posted... Have you picked out a nursing home yet i promised myself i wouldn't put any relatives i live with into the home if they ever turned too old. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:950145867] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>FlameTurtle posted...</cite> <quote>Have you picked out a nursing home yet </quote> i promised myself i wouldn't put any relatives i live with into the home if they ever turned too old.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivany2008 02/01/21 1:07:11 AM #25:	Speaking as someone who is 35, Not much changes. Everything just gets a tiny bit slower. Reaction speed, metabolism, etc. <cite>Ivany2008 posted [p:950145974] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>Speaking as someone who is 35, Not much changes. Everything just gets a tiny bit slower. Reaction speed, metabolism, etc. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 02/01/21 1:07:13 AM #26:	kingdrake2 posted... i promised myself i wouldn't put any relatives i live with into the home if they ever turned too old. Good. Unless they're evil and you want their life insurance/ inheritance. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:950145975] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>kingdrake2 posted... </cite> <quote>i promised myself i wouldn't put any relatives i live with into the home if they ever turned too old.</quote>Good. Unless they're evil and you want their life insurance/ inheritance. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 02/01/21 1:10:36 AM #27:	Happy bday! --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:950146041] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>Happy bday! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 02/01/21 4:47:21 AM #28:	It happened... :'( --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:950149135] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>It happened... :'( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Riev 02/01/21 4:49:36 AM #29:	gunplagirl posted... It happened... :'( If it makes you feel any better, I'm still enjoying my 20s <cite>Riev posted [p:950149164] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>It happened... :'(</quote> If it makes you feel any better, I'm still enjoying my 20s </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove 02/01/21 4:49:36 AM #30:	gunplagirl posted... It happened... :'( I'm sorry :( But happy birthday ^_^ --- I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love. https://imgur.com/YTIL81T <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:950149165] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>It happened... :'(</quote>I'm sorry :( But happy birthday ^_^ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 02/01/21 4:52:28 AM #31:	hows it feel to be old --- https://imgur.com/oQHLBrx https://imgur.com/ah5IE8D https://imgur.com/USV84z9 https://imgur.com/PSjlohO <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:950149189] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>hows it feel to be old </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 02/01/21 4:53:21 AM #32:	Happy birthday lol that wishlist got more expensive!! --- WittleJimmyJimmyjumper <cite>JTilly posted [p:950149203] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>Happy birthday lol that wishlist got more expensive!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 02/01/21 4:55:10 AM #33:	Riev posted... If it makes you feel any better, I'm still enjoying my 20s Are you really? You're on CE. ApherosyLove posted... I'm sorry :( But happy birthday ^_^ :) Rika_Furude posted... hows it feel to be old Ever wonder what it would be like to drain the life essence from small children so as to stave off the effects of aging? Neither have I. >.> JTilly posted... Happy birthday lol :) Thanks --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:950149224] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>Riev posted... </cite> <quote>If it makes you feel any better, I'm still enjoying my 20s</quote>Are you really? You're on CE. ApherosyLove posted... </cite> <quote>I'm sorry :( But happy birthday ^_^</quote>:) Rika_Furude posted... </cite> <quote>hows it feel to be old</quote>Ever wonder what it would be like to drain the life essence from small children so as to stave off the effects of aging? Neither have I. >.> JTilly posted... </cite> <quote>Happy birthday lol</quote>:) Thanks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CouldBeAnAlt 02/01/21 4:58:38 AM #34:	Happy birthday <cite>CouldBeAnAlt posted [p:950149260] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>Happy birthday </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 02/01/21 5:01:19 AM #35:	Obligatory HBD Comment --- By Odin's beard! <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:950149295] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>Obligatory HBD Comment </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unspecified_NPC 02/01/21 5:03:57 AM #36:	gunplagirl posted... "I was born 30 years ago. For 10 years I've ruled as this body's Empress. But for all these years I have never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the Gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in Darkness a Doom sweeps the land. This is the 31st of January; the Year of CE 2021. These are the closing days of the 3rd Era, and the final hours of my 20s." 1. I appreciate you 2. Never knew we were the same age. Surprised for some reason. Edit: i'm a dumbass happy birthday --- "Pedmas sounds like something Dan Schneider celebrates in December." -DocileOrangeCup <cite>Unspecified_NPC posted [p:950149327] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>"I was born 30 years ago. For 10 years I've ruled as this body's Empress. But for all these years I have never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the Gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in Darkness a Doom sweeps the land. This is the 31st of January; the Year of CE 2021. These are the closing days of the 3rd Era, and the final hours of my 20s."</quote>1. I appreciate you 2. Never knew we were the same age. Surprised for some reason. Edit: i'm a dumbass happy birthday </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 02/01/21 8:29:47 PM #37:	Got disowned by the greater family because how dare I advocate for myself. LMAO. Squidward dabbing all over those strangers screens. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:950174624] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>Got disowned by the greater family because how dare I advocate for myself. LMAO. Squidward dabbing all over those strangers screens. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CouldBeAnAlt 02/01/21 8:30:49 PM #38:	gunplagirl posted... Got disowned by the greater family because how dare I advocate for myself. LMAO. Squidward dabbing all over those strangers screens. :( <cite>CouldBeAnAlt posted [p:950174666] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>Got disowned by the greater family because how dare I advocate for myself. LMAO. Squidward dabbing all over those strangers screens.</quote>:( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FlameTurtle 02/01/21 8:32:03 PM #39:	gunplagirl posted... Got disowned by the greater family because how dare I advocate for myself. LMAO. Squidward dabbing all over those strangers screens. Who needs them? --- Updated Prediction for the 2020 election: https://www.270towin.com/maps/xGWGg <cite>FlameTurtle posted [p:950174702] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>Got disowned by the greater family because how dare I advocate for myself. LMAO. Squidward dabbing all over those strangers screens.</quote>Who needs them? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 02/01/21 8:33:16 PM #40:	They're not your family. They're just people you happen to be related to. I'm your mother now. --- CyricZ He/him <cite>CyricZ posted [p:950174756] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>They're not your family. They're just people you happen to be related to. I'm your mother now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 02/01/21 8:34:49 PM #41:	Congrats. It's always rough at first but you get used to it quickly. I remember having some insecurities initially but since then I've been actively and openly welcoming every member into the club that I know as they reach it which this past summer even included my brother who is the full on baby of the family. Realizing he's hit 30 was a bigger shock than hitting it myself lol. The funniest part is that I'm only 2 years behind 40 and in a way I'm kind fucking looking forward to that actually, as anxiety-inducing as 30 was. 40 can fucking bring it on. I'm ready for that shit. --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington <cite>Machete posted [p:950174808] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>Congrats. It's always rough at first but you get used to it quickly. I remember having some insecurities initially but since then I've been actively and openly welcoming every member into the club that I know as they reach it which this past summer even included my brother who is the full on baby of the family. Realizing he's hit 30 was a bigger shock than hitting it myself lol. The funniest part is that I'm only 2 years behind 40 and in a way I'm kind fucking looking forward to that actually, as anxiety-inducing as 30 was. 40 can fucking bring it on. I'm ready for that shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SteveNasti 02/01/21 8:35:35 PM #42:	Are you old yet --- "It's brilliant. It's everything. It's Karamazov." PSN: m01stpump3r <cite>SteveNasti posted [p:950174840] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>Are you old yet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 02/01/21 8:38:06 PM #43:	@ the people about my extended family They've only ever been strangers so it's their loss, just wish I could have dabbed for real on them lol I still have a mom and sisters SteveNasti posted... Are you old yet I crave the sweet release of death But only because then I can evolve into my next form --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:950174923] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>@ the people about my extended family They've only ever been strangers so it's their loss, just wish I could have dabbed for real on them lol I still have a mom and sisters SteveNasti posted... </cite> <quote>Are you old yet</quote>I crave the sweet release of death But only because then I can evolve into my next form </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 02/01/21 8:59:06 PM #44:	gunplagirl posted... I still have a mom and sisters Oh. Well... I'm your mom once removed. --- CyricZ He/him <cite>CyricZ posted [p:950175582] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>I still have a mom and sisters</quote>Oh. Well... I'm your mom once removed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FlameTurtle 02/01/21 8:59:52 PM #45:	I thought that you were my mom, cyric?! --- Updated Prediction for the 2020 election: https://www.270towin.com/maps/xGWGg <cite>FlameTurtle posted [p:950175607] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>I thought that you were my mom, cyric?! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 02/01/21 9:00:17 PM #46:	Haha your old now --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:950175617] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>Haha your old now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 02/01/21 9:00:57 PM #47:	CyricZ posted... They're not your family. They're just people you happen to be related to. I'm your mother now. Ignore Citric, I am your mother now. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:950175652] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>CyricZ posted... </cite> <quote>They're not your family. They're just people you happen to be related to. I'm your mother now.</quote>Ignore Citric, I am your mother now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 02/01/21 9:01:07 PM #48:	Cyric --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:950175657] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>Cyric </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 02/01/21 9:02:23 PM #49:	All the ladies could use a little more Cyric Acid in their diet. --- CyricZ He/him <cite>CyricZ posted [p:950175713] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>All the ladies could use a little more Cyric Acid in their diet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 02/01/21 9:02:45 PM #50:	Enjoy your wizard powers! --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:950175721] in I turn 30 ... [t:79270671]...</cite> <quote>Enjoy your wizard powers! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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