Current Events > She says ''Ugly fuck, you got 2 minutes to explain why we should fuck tonight''

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ssj3vegeta
06/13/21 11:22:04 PM
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SiO4
06/13/21 11:23:46 PM
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....Sorry I don't speak Chinese.
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trappedunderice
06/13/21 11:27:11 PM
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pfh1001
06/13/21 11:28:44 PM
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"Did Vegy pay you to say that shit?"
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skermac
06/13/21 11:28:53 PM
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I tell her she hasnt had the time of her life yet

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catboy
06/13/21 11:29:46 PM
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yo ugly heard you like T and I'm full of it

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Gamerguymass
06/13/21 11:31:47 PM
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SiO4 posted...
....Sorry I don't speak Chinese.

No one does considering no such language exists.

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skermac
06/13/21 11:38:55 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
No one does considering no such language exists.

what do people in China speak?

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Gamerguymass
06/13/21 11:46:41 PM
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skermac posted...
what do people in China speak?

Mandarin and Cantonese. Though the majority speak Mandarin, it's more the main language, as I believe Cantonese is considered more formal. There is no actual Chinese language like say French spoken by the French in France.

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Shezarr
06/13/21 11:48:10 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
Mandarin and Cantonese.
More languages than that, but your point remains. Also a surprisingly good post coming from you.

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Vegy
06/13/21 11:51:40 PM
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You think people in China ever went "Sorry, i don't speak American" and someone had to explain to dem dat American isn't a language lol

i hope my Chinese counterpart is banging cute Asian chicks all da time
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Skurvy_1
06/13/21 11:51:49 PM
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This girl gonna be extra large in a few years

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Mistere Man
06/13/21 11:52:58 PM
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trappedunderice posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pRJjBzX83-U
Still hilarious especially that NAILED IT! Look at the end.

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BenBeckman
06/13/21 11:58:27 PM
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She's wearing a wedding band, is she not?
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skermac
06/14/21 12:04:09 AM
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Vegy posted...
You think people in China ever went "Sorry, i don't speak American" and someone had to explain to dem dat American isn't a language lol

i hope my Chinese counterpart is banging cute Asian chicks all da time

but chinese is a language

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joe40001
06/14/21 12:07:16 AM
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I would not make the case that anybody should fuck me.

Due to my weight it would be wrong for any person to find me physically attractive at all.

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Shezarr
06/14/21 12:12:01 AM
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skermac posted...
but chinese is a language
Except it's not, and referring to one language as "Chinese" is an explicitly political statement.

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Jiek_Fafn
06/14/21 12:15:59 AM
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Can't we just start immediately and save us both a minute and thirty seconds?

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SiO4
06/14/21 12:57:04 AM
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Gamerguymass posted...


No one does considering no such language exists.


But could not the cup be referred to as a China Cup?
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BlankGagAccount
06/14/21 1:02:21 AM
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I slowly pull out the envelope from my coat pocket and slide it across the table to her.

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_Sazando_
06/14/21 1:03:08 AM
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skermac
06/14/21 1:51:05 AM
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Shezarr posted...
Except it's not, and referring to one language as "Chinese" is an explicitly political statement.

what is your source because i googled it and it is a language

Chinese (simplified Chinese: ; traditional Chinese: ; pinyin: Hny[b] or also ; Zhngwn,[c] especially for the written language) is a group of language varieties that form the Sinitic branch of the Sino-Tibetan languages, spoken by the ethnic Han Chinese majority and many minority ethnic groups in Greater China. About 1.3 billion people (or approximately 16% of the world's population) speak a variety of Chinese as their first language.[3]


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AldousIsDead
06/14/21 2:03:21 AM
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We could just fuck now, it'll be over quicker.

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Dakimakura
06/14/21 2:05:07 AM
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You got very visible cellulite ugly bitch, I'm the best you will get. Now go to the room and start barking like a dog.

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nothanks1
06/14/21 2:06:14 AM
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Marked for flaming
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Shablagoo
06/14/21 2:07:18 AM
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cuz im hot and got big pp

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Purple_Cheetah
06/14/21 2:09:35 AM
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I don't. I instead let Chad limitlessly pleasure her as I sit in the other room and listen to it.
Then I weep softly.
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N3xtG3nGam3r
06/14/21 3:19:23 AM
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Sorry, thats not enough, itll take about 20-30 minutes, and its a hands-on demonstration.

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Ryven
06/14/21 3:32:21 AM
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'Because i put cyanide in your coffee, so you've got two minutes to live. So you may as well go out happy.'

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Mistere Man
06/14/21 11:21:27 AM
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AldousIsDead posted...
We could just fuck now, it'll be over quicker.
Lol nice!

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gunplagirl
06/14/21 5:38:17 PM
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"I have a really small peepee uwu" would be my response

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ssj3vegeta
06/15/21 10:25:15 PM
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ssj3vegeta
06/17/21 7:06:44 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
You got very visible cellulite ugly bitch, I'm the best you will get. Now go to the room and start barking like a dog.

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ssj3vegeta
06/19/21 2:13:52 AM
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Trumble
06/19/21 2:15:03 AM
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Gamerguymass posted...
Mandarin and Cantonese. Though the majority speak Mandarin, it's more the main language, as I believe Cantonese is considered more formal. There is no actual Chinese language like say French spoken by the French in France.

It's nothing to do with formality.

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ssj3vegeta2
06/20/21 3:24:31 PM
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