Current Events > My gf wont show me her mommy milkers while skyping :(

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Duncanwii
07/03/21 11:14:18 AM
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She says its too dangerous.
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Turbam
07/03/21 11:14:44 AM
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Sad

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BroodRyu
07/03/21 11:17:36 AM
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I can only imagine how that conversation would go Jesus Christ.
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Alucard188
07/03/21 11:22:46 AM
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This is either the most pathetic gimmick in GameFAQs history, or you're the only user here to unironically use the term 'Mommy milkers'. It's a sad indictment of the user base that I can't tell the difference.

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Duncanwii
07/03/21 11:23:47 AM
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Alucard188 posted...
This is either the most pathetic gimmick in GameFAQs history, or you're the only user here to unironically use the term 'Mommy milkers'. It's a sad indictment of the user base that I can't tell the difference.

Blame peer pressure. Everyone else is.
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Anteaterking
07/03/21 11:24:58 AM
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catboy
07/03/21 11:25:18 AM
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lol

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sktgamer_13dude
07/03/21 11:25:26 AM
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Alucard188 posted...
This is either the most pathetic gimmick in GameFAQs history, or you're the only user here to unironically use the term 'Mommy milkers'. It's a sad indictment of the user base that I can't tell the difference.

Yes
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Will_VIIII
07/03/21 11:25:34 AM
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What's the lore here

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Choco
07/03/21 11:27:01 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Blame peer pressure. Everyone else is.
lmao

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a-c-a-b
07/03/21 11:28:01 AM
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Did you try yelling and screaming like you do with mommy and daddy when they tell you no?
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bsp77
07/03/21 11:28:04 AM
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I highly doubt anyone who says mommy milkers has a gf

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gatorsPENSbucs
07/03/21 11:30:18 AM
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bsp77 posted...
I highly doubt anyone who says mommy milkers has a gf


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catboy
07/03/21 11:30:47 AM
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dr_strangelove posted...
no really, why is it dangerous?
probably because people can hack cameras and maybe duncan will save it and his computer will get hacked.

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Dakimakura
07/03/21 11:31:03 AM
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how much money have you given this person?

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a-c-a-b
07/03/21 11:31:16 AM
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bsp77 posted...
I highly doubt anyone who says mommy milkers has a gf

I mean, the two people on here who say "mommy milkers" the most are Vegy and Cpt_Pineapple.

That alone should tell you all you need to know about the term and the type of people who use it.
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Duncanwii
07/03/21 11:31:36 AM
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dr_strangelove posted...


no really, why is it dangerous?

People may try to record the skype and use it for blackmail. Her words.
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ReturnOfThaJedi
07/03/21 11:36:35 AM
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Nah she just doesnt wanna show em to somebody that cant beat a Pokmon game

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Duncanwii
07/03/21 11:45:07 AM
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Dakimakura posted...
how much money have you given this person?

She isnt a cam girl. Shes a real, very pretty princess.
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trappedunderice
07/03/21 11:48:33 AM
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a-c-a-b posted...
I mean, the two people on here who say "mommy milkers" the most are Vegy and Cpt_Pineapple.

That alone should tell you all you need to know about the term and the type of people who use it.
It's quite fucking sad. Those guys take the word virgin to a while other level.
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Frostmourne
07/03/21 11:50:05 AM
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Duncan's gimmick is so hilarious creepy and pointless just like the rest of them. Yet they don't care its a stupid habit. Because users here still feed these guys. Which is partly why they still do it.
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Gamerguymass
07/03/21 11:50:26 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
People may try to record the skype and use it for blackmail. Her words.

How many people are joining you in this Skype conversation?

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3PiesAndAFork
07/03/21 11:50:38 AM
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._.

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Frostmourne
07/03/21 11:53:12 AM
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Gamerguymass posted...


How many people are joining you in this Skype conversation?


Questions like this. Stop helping the gimmick.

>__>
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a-c-a-b
07/03/21 11:53:29 AM
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Duncanwii posted...


She isnt a cam girl. Shes a real, very pretty princess.

Lmfao.

I swear you deliberately try to say the most cringiest shit possible.
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catboy
07/03/21 11:53:46 AM
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Frostmourne posted...
Duncan's gimmick is so hilarious creepy and pointless just like the rest of them. Yet they don't care its a stupid habit. Because users here still feed these guys. Which is partly why they still do it.
it's not a gimmick, he'll tell me something then he'll post the same thing here

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AlCalavicci
07/03/21 11:54:05 AM
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a-c-a-b posted...
I mean, the two people on here who say "mommy milkers" the most are Vegy and Cpt_Pineapple.

That alone should tell you all you need to know about the term and the type of people who use it.

Wait, is Duncan a Vegy Alt ?

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R1masher
07/03/21 11:56:33 AM
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Maybe you should show her you daddy duncar first

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Drpooplol
07/03/21 11:57:21 AM
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Tag

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a-c-a-b
07/03/21 11:59:40 AM
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AlCalavicci posted...


Wait, is Duncan a Vegy Alt ?

Nah.

Duncan's life is far more believable than Vegy doing anything other than sitting in front of a computer his entire life.
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Dakimakura
07/03/21 11:59:55 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
She isnt a cam girl. Shes a real, very pretty princess.

Real women can exploit men for money by leading them on and even pretending to be in a relationship with them when they really do nothing.

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ReturnOfThaJedi
07/03/21 12:00:52 PM
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Show her your gym badges

if you can get 8 of them it might make her a little more willing

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bsp77
07/03/21 12:01:34 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
She isnt a cam girl. Shes a real, very pretty princess.
Have you even met this person irl?

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Duncanwii
07/03/21 12:01:59 PM
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Dakimakura posted...


Real women can exploit men for money by leading them on and even pretending to be in a relationship with them when they really do nothing.

No that was my last gf. This one treats me better then that.
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radical rhino
07/03/21 12:07:20 PM
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Filming/photographing yourself naked for your boyfriend (if your face is showing) is one of the stupidest things you can do in 2021. Good chance someone else is gonna eventually see it.

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Duncanwii
07/03/21 12:12:18 PM
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Lol just Skyped her. She was just getting off work she still had her Burger King uniform on. So hot <3
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bsp77
07/03/21 12:12:50 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Lol just Skyped her. She was just getting off work she still had her Burger King uniform on. So hot <3
Have you even met this person irl?

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Duncanwii
07/03/21 12:13:41 PM
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bsp77 posted...

Have you even met this person irl?

For 5 years now.
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bsp77
07/03/21 12:18:35 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
For 5 years now.
Based on other stuff I have seen you post, why do I doubt this?

But I will admit that I have only visited CE for the past month or so.

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Anteaterking
07/03/21 12:24:37 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
No that was my last gf. This one treats me better then that.

Wait this is different from the one you had last year?

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CADE FOSTER
07/03/21 12:28:24 PM
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imagine trying to sex online in your parents home that is sad
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Duncanwii
07/03/21 12:28:46 PM
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Anteaterking posted...


Wait this is different from the one you had last year?

No. My last gf was 5 years ago around the time I met this one. She'd use me for free meals all the time but I was too blinded by love to see she was using me.
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David1988
07/03/21 12:40:27 PM
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Did you phrase it to her using mommy milkers as well or just used the word tits?

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Will_VIIII
07/03/21 12:40:38 PM
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I recall a period where he was posting pics but they would get modded

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Duncanwii
07/03/21 12:41:22 PM
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David1988 posted...
Did you phrase it to her using mommy milkers as well or just used the word tits?

I doubt she even knows what the phrase mommy milkers is tbh.
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nothanks1
07/03/21 12:43:20 PM
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Will_VIIII posted...
I recall a period where he was posting pics but they would get modded

Iirc it was found to be from Facebook and people found the woman's profile
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David1988
07/03/21 12:44:34 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I doubt she even knows what the phrase mommy milkers is tbh.

shame, she mightve shown you the goods if you actually used mommy milkers, alliterations get women to drop their clothes quick

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