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Guns_of_Verdun
09/20/21 9:36:01 AM
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You're at home inside a small underwater cavern with your mom, grandfather and your older much more attractive/larger brothers.

Your Grandfather is very sick and your mother is caring for him.

Grandfather: "Magi....karp." He can barely speak as he wheezes weakly. Lying on his side dying.

Mom: "Magikarp Magikarp. Magikarp! (You need to hurry to the store and pick up his medicines)"

She gives you the family life savings of $300 and you swim down the river as fast as you can. Desperate to save your Grandfather and finally make your family proud, when your distracted mind causes you to be caught off guard. You're suddenly bodyslammed by a mighty Lapras from out of no where.

You're in agony now as you struggle to turn yourself back upright in the water. Then you realize to your despair that it isn't a wild Lapras, but the pokemon of a female trainer who is directly attacking you.

And they're coming around for another pass.

What do you do?

A. Splash
B. Flee
C. Use Item: $300 for Grandfather's medicines.

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monkmith
09/20/21 9:39:15 AM
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in an all consuming rage evolve to gyarados, murder the trainer, and then go on to destroy as much as i can in a rage. granpa probably dies though.

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nikko004
09/21/21 2:48:33 AM
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A

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Doe
09/21/21 2:48:56 AM
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TetsuoS2
09/21/21 2:49:33 AM
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monkmith posted...
in an all consuming rage evolve to gyarados, murder the trainer, and then go on to destroy as much as i can in a rage. granpa probably dies though.


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gunplagirl
09/21/21 2:50:09 AM
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A, splash

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samurai bandit
09/21/21 2:55:05 AM
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A

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jumi
09/21/21 8:20:49 AM
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A.

You come for the 'karp, you get the Splash.

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Spidey5
09/21/21 8:22:44 AM
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Guns_of_Verdun
09/21/21 1:46:55 PM
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A. Splash

Realizing time is of the essence you flop around in the water with all your might. Splashing vigorously and sending water flying in every direction. This has no effect on the Lapras who if anything seems to enjoy the sensation of water splashing across its body as it approaches.

However, the splashed water unintentionally flies off and splatters the trainer standing on the shore. Getting water all over her lovely clean clothes and a second splash catches her right in the face with unpleasant freezing cold water.

At first she squeals loudly, then she looks pissed off as she stomps her foot and her expression turns into one of irritation and anger.

Trainer: "HOW DARE YOU! OH THAT'S IT! LAPRAS! Use Confuse Ray!"

Instead of finishing you off with another body slam, the Lapras suddenly blasts you with some kind of beam. Your vision becomes glazed, you're dizzy and can no longer comprehend what's happening around you. Your senses are overwhelmed in a frenzy of unclear sounds, smells, sights, sensations and as you flail around in a state of total disorientation, you inadvertantly ram yourself headfirst into a rock and hurt yourself.

You're now critically injured and feel like you're going to faint at any moment, all you can think of is your grandfather when suddenly something is thrown at you. Feels like a bit of plastic or aluminium. Rather petty of them really you think to yourself.

Then everything goes dark, you don't feel the water anymore. You're no longer confused but realize you can barely move. Even the slightest physical exertion feels like trying to run up a staircase.

Oh no! It's a pokeball! You're trapped inside and you feel it constricting and getting tighter. You're moments away from being captured!

What do you do?

A. Resist. You gotta get out of this thing.
B. Submit. There's nothing you can do now.

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Slayer_22
09/21/21 1:49:04 PM
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Pics of the trainer.
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Funkydog
09/21/21 1:53:29 PM
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A. Resist and try to flop into the trainer's face as you come out to teach her a lesson.

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JE19426
09/21/21 1:54:29 PM
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A. We will Resist.
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3PiesAndAFork
09/21/21 1:58:10 PM
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A

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Guns_of_Verdun
09/21/21 2:00:31 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Pics of the trainer.

I kinda imagine her looking something like this:


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Slayer_22
09/21/21 2:07:26 PM
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Was expecting Nessa.

But I guess that's OK.

B.
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Kanaya413
09/21/21 2:08:55 PM
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A
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uwnim
09/21/21 2:15:31 PM
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A

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Slayer_22
09/21/21 2:31:32 PM
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This topic is full of people that don't want to get traded for a Zekrom SMDH.
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Guns_of_Verdun
09/21/21 2:44:15 PM
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A. Resist. You gotta get out of this thing.

You can't give up! Not now! You squirm and twist but nothing happens. The Pokeball just tightens, you can feel it closing. Then you close your eyes and with all your might try one last desperate powerful lunge for freedom.

At the last possible moment this works and you burst out of the Pokeball. The extreme force of your sudden exit from the ball causes you to launch yourself into the air and you fly right over the Lapras' head. It tries to to grab you with its mouth as you go past but it isn't fast enough.

You sail helplessly though the air, turning upside down as you glide, feeling like you're a majestic bird..... with no wings plummeting to your doom. When instead of crashing into a tree or a rock you splat hard directly into the face of the trainer by the shore.

She squeals again and drops the Pokeball she was holding as your slimey wet scales scrape across her face.

Trainer: "Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew! GROSS!"

She says as she frantically runs in circles and tries to swat you off her face. Eventually she succeeds and you fall to the hard dirty ground but she wasn't expecting that and she immediately trips right over you.

The trainer plummets into the river and lands directly on her Lapras' head with all her weight before sinking face first under the water. The trainer pokes her head back above the surface but is coughing and spluttering while the Lapras is dizzy and momentarily distracted.

You flop around, uncomfortable on the land and still critically wounded, when you realize you are right next to the Pokeball that the trainer was holding.

What do you do?

A. Splash
B. Use Item: Pokeball. Throw it at the Lapras
C. Use Item: Pokeball. Throw it at the Trainer
D. Flee while you have the chance

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uwnim
09/21/21 2:46:20 PM
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C

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3PiesAndAFork
09/21/21 2:48:10 PM
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C

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Slayer_22
09/21/21 2:52:21 PM
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C.

Maybe I can trade her for a shiny Abra.
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Spidey5
09/21/21 2:55:43 PM
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Funkydog
09/21/21 2:59:27 PM
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You only gave us one option, C, for this TC. So going with C.

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Guns_of_Verdun
09/21/21 3:20:45 PM
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C. Use Item: Pokeball. Throw it at the Trainer

You grasp the Pokeball with your your mouth and twist your body. Throwing it straight at the trainer in the water. The ball smacks her directly in the back of the head, causing her to turn around and scream at you.

Trainer: "OOOOOOOW! That hurt you son of b-"

Suddenly she vanishes in white flash as she is sucked into the ball. You see it wobble a few times as it bobs around floating in the water and you wonder if she's going to burst out like you did.

Before you get an answer however, the Lapras grabs you and it is pissed that you hurt its trainer. The Lapras holds you in its mouth by the caudal fin and starts smacking your around like a maid trying to beat dirt out of a carpet. Smashing you into the ground, into rocks, into trees. Over and over and over again.

You're completely helpless as it just punishes you. Not even finishing you off, just torturing you in a frenzied rage. If it wasn't for your tough scales preventing major cuts you're sure you would have bled to death before it stopped.

Eventually it relents and you flop to the ground, unable to move from pain.
You: "Magi....karp?"
Lapras: "LAPRAS!"

It takes one step back then Bodyslams you again, with 10 times the intensity of the first one.

The last thing you feel before passing out is the sensation of landing in the water and feeling something pressed against you as you faint.

When you wake up you realize you've drifted far far far down the river. You have no idea where you are, how much time has passed or if the river split at any point. You've never been out this far, it's too dangerous. You are totally and completely lost.

You've barely recovered and are still in great pain when you suddenly you remember your grandfather! NO! You need to get to the store! Wait! The money! You frantically check your inventory and realize thankfully you still have your $300 and.... The Pokeball! You landed on it when The Furious Lapras threw you back into the river!

You caught a TRAINER

Would you like to give TRAINER a nickname?

A. Yes ________
B. No

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Slayer_22
09/21/21 3:27:10 PM
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A). TRAINERGIRL YT ~~

Then put it up for trade on Pokemon home with a level 1 requirement.

Wait, is she shiny???
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3PiesAndAFork
09/21/21 3:34:53 PM
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B

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uwnim
09/21/21 3:42:08 PM
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XD shes definitely having a terrible unlucky day.

B

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Funkydog
09/21/21 3:46:19 PM
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A) HM Slave

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Mist_Turnips
09/21/21 4:19:18 PM
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A) slave
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Guns_of_Verdun
09/21/21 5:26:45 PM
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uwnim posted...
XD shes definitely having a terrible unlucky day.


I dunno, the Magikarp's day isn't going much better

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jumi
09/21/21 6:16:01 PM
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Funkydog posted...
A) HM Slave


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samurai bandit
09/21/21 11:31:33 PM
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B

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AvlButtslam
09/21/21 11:36:09 PM
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JE19426
09/22/21 6:08:39 AM
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Funkydog posted...
A) HM Slave

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OffTempo
09/22/21 6:59:37 AM
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A.) Tina

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Guns_of_Verdun
09/22/21 3:28:17 PM
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B. No.

After getting your bearings you look around and realize you're in some kind of rocky wilderness. The river is now so much narrower and shallower than you're used to and you swear you can hear rustling in the distance on the land every now and then. The wilderness looks like empty nature but doesn't feel safe.

You start swimming upstream back the way you came, hoping to get back home. Until you discover that the river is completely blocked by a gigantic Snorlax, stuck awkwardly between a rocky crevice. It seems like it fell into the river, realized climbing out required effort so it decided this was as good a place as any to go to bed.

The Snorlax's gigantic ass is buried deep in the river, blocking right down to the riverbed. Turning itself into a large organic dam. And it's impossible to get around it. This could be a dead end.

It's getting dark and you're getting nervous. You don't know how much time you have, you're still injured and nothing about this feels secure.

You take another look at your surroundings and see the river breaks off into 2 small streams. One trickles into a cave on one side of the river. That could be some nice shelter for the night if you are willing to risk even more time. The other stream leads alongside a path on the other side of the river.

The path looks like it has been long abandoned with a sign attached to an old tree next to it that's completely coated in moss, it is almost green.

The sign is shaped like an arrow pointing down the path and has writting on it. However moss has covered the sign so badly that it's barely legible. All you can read is "_a__d__ Town" written across it.

The rustling sound is not only still present but getting louder.

What do you do?

A: Try to wake the Snorlax. Doubling back makes the most sense.
B. Go into the cave. It seems like the safest option.
C. Head down the path towards the town. There must be a store that sells medicine there.
D. Turn around and keep swimming downstream. Sticking with the most water seems smart.

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Spidey5
09/22/21 3:32:23 PM
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AvlButtslam
09/22/21 3:32:40 PM
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C

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WaterLink
09/22/21 3:34:43 PM
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C

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Slayer_22
09/22/21 3:54:32 PM
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Wait, didn't A get more votes? SCAM!

D.
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3PiesAndAFork
09/22/21 4:00:50 PM
#43:


A

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nikko004
09/22/21 4:03:35 PM
#44:


D

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Guns_of_Verdun
09/22/21 4:43:12 PM
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D. Turn around and keep swimming downstream. Sticking with the most water seems smart.

It's good to stick to what you know and you know water. Turning around again you swim aggressively downstream, riding the current.

This is taking you further away from home but you're confident the river must run somewhere advantageous eventually.

After a prolonged period of brazen but uneventful swimming, It's becoming dusk.

The one good thing is that rusting sound is long behind you. Wait, two good things! You can see the faint outline of what seems to be a village in the distance.

The river expands wider and deeper back into more of what you're used to until it leads directly into a large pond right on the outskirts of the village.

As you enter the pond and get closer to the village you look at the buildings and notic.... Notice the....the... what is that...?

Suddenly all your attention is focused on a glowing worm/grub like entity floating directly in front of you. It's just bobbing around so alurringly in the water.

It's the most beautiful thing you've seen in your entire life. It just looks so... delicious. Your sense of smell and taste is overwhelmed by a powerful aroma that is beating down your brain like a hailstorm.

It has been so long since you've eaten... thoughts of the village or your Grandfather exit your mind as all you can think of is dinner and how much you crave it .

You realize you've been unconsciously drifting closer and closer until you are an inch away from the bright entity, It's almost touching your mouth. It already feels amazing...

What do you do?

A. Omnom nom nom (eat it)
B. Resist!
C. Splash

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Spidey5
09/22/21 4:44:39 PM
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WaterLink
09/22/21 4:44:51 PM
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A

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3PiesAndAFork
09/22/21 4:52:37 PM
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A

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jumi
09/22/21 6:37:13 PM
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C.

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uwnim
09/22/21 9:51:41 PM
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A

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