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Kanaya413 posted...

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also why was sharpedo so mad

Sharpedo used us to assassinate that boy's father, but then we used our reward for our part of the plan to save the dude's life. And now the boy knows the problem with Magikarp so even if another karp came along, it wouldn't work again. Now the town is going to open up and develop and will no longer be run by Sharpedo's gang.
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E. This is a job for an elite! Go Bruno!

Somehow you feel like Bruno might have experience with this. You throw his pokeball out and Bruno appears before you in all his glory!

Awkwardly staggering about before bending over and throwing up all over Dwebble's rockpool. Clearly hungover. You make a mental note. Healing cures wounds but doesn't hydrate you.

Bruno: "Ughhh God.... Where am I?...Ugghhhh not again... this is the 7th worst place I've woken up in... Wait... I forgot about Gligarman's sock drawer....8th worst."

The Tentacools just walk right past him and grab you. You can feel their dozens of tentacles all over you, it's gross. Even for a fish.

You: "Magikarp! Magikarp! MAGIKARP!" (Bruno! Bruno! OVER HERE HELP! HELP HELP!)

Just when it feels like you're completely engulfed, you see the Tentacools sent flying, one by one. Then enough tentacles retreat that you can see Bruno taking them all down. Kicks, punches, chops, sweeps, throws. Every time a Tentacool steps up, Bruno smacks it down with authority.

Bruno: "YEAH! You don't mess with me! I'm one of the Elite 4! I eat Tentafools for breakfast me!"

Magikarp: "Magikarp!? Magikarp Magikarp Magikarp?" (Wait you understand me?)

Bruno: "I don't know what you're trying to say Fish but I know the look when someone wants something hurt. I've seen it 100 times."

Suddenly the Tentacruel emerges from the water in a rage. Seething from seeing all of her kids scattered across the Island in pain.

Tentacruel: "TENTACRUEEEEEEEEEL!" (MY BABIES!)

She grabs Bruno with her long Tentacles and uses Toxic. Spurting black mist all over his face from point blank.

Bruno is unnaffected by Toxic.

He burps loudly before throwing up directly back in the Tentacruel's face. Making it stagger backwards in disgust and let go of him.

Bruno: "Still better than Fosters."

You: "Magikarp! Magikarp!" (Bruno! Use hi-Jump Kick!)

To your surprise he smirks and nods. Then he starts running up one of the Tentacruel's tentacles like it was a staircase. He leaps into the air and spin kicks her directly in the right eye.

Bruno lands awkwardly in a heap but the attack is super effective. Tentacruel recoils backwards. Bruno leaps back to this feet, pretending he meant to land of his face. Then he picks up two of the Tentacools, one in each hand and starts windmilling them around. Beating the Tentacruel across the head with her own children.

The Tentacruel squeals loudly before retreating back into the sea. The Tentacools follow suit. Bruno throws the two Tentacools he was holding at her and then adopts a series of ridiclous poses.

Bruno: "That's right you better run! No one messes with me! Bruno always wins! I'm with the Elite Foooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Without warning the Tentacruel grabs Bruno by the legs with her extremely long tentacles from a distance. Keeping her body safely underwater. She drags him acoss the floor, scraping his face across the sand, then lifts him upsidedown, 15 feet into the air.

Bruno: "HEY! That's no fair! You can't use tactics! You were losing!"

The Tentacruel starts smacking upsidedown Bruno around with her tentacles.

What do you do?

A. Bruno! Use Seismic toss
B. This isn't going well. Withdraw Bruno. Use Trainer (injured)
C. This isn't going well. Withdraw Bruno. Use OfficerJenny
D. Withdraw Bruno. Use Splash.
E. Flee while it's distracted with Bruno


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woah go Bruno!
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uwnim posted...

Sharpedo used us to assassinate that boy's father, but then we used our reward for our part of the plan to save the dude's life. And now the boy knows the problem with Magikarp so even if another karp came along, it wouldn't work again. Now the town is going to open up and develop and will no longer be run by Sharpedo's gang.

thanks!

uwnim posted...

Sharpedo used us to assassinate that boy's father, but then we used our reward for our part of the plan to save the dude's life. And now the boy knows the problem with Magikarp so even if another karp came along, it wouldn't work again. Now the town is going to open up and develop and will no longer be run by Sharpedo's gang.
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Yeppers.

Sorry If I didn't make that clear.

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Guns_of_Verdun posted...

Yeppers.

Sorry If I didn't make that clear.

Its okay I just have poor reading comprehension

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Guns_of_Verdun posted...

Bruno: "Still better than Fosters."

I loled.

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C, this looks like the job for a nurse!
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Drunk beats octopus jellyfish, that's just basic Pokemon science.

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A. Bruno! Use Seismic toss

The Tentacruel seems to have taken control, holding Bruno upsidedown and slapping him around. The bruised Tentacools regain their confidence and squelch back onto the island.

You: "Magikarp! Magikarp Magikarp!" (Bruno! You're stronger than her! Use Seismic Toss!)

Somehow Bruno seems to get the gist.

Bruno: "I'm gonna throw you with enough force to flip the world upside down!"

Bruno reaches up and uses his hands to grab the tentacles that are wrapped around his legs. Then he uses his large belly as a center of gravity as he pulls down on the Tentacruel's tentacles with all 4 of his limbs. Hoisting the Tentacruel out of the water, over his head and slaming it down hard, head first, dead center of the island, directly ontop the Dwebble's rockpool.

Water and rocks are sent flying in every direction as the Dwebble crawls out of the crater that was once it's home.

Puke covered Dwebble: "DwebbleDwebble!?" (Why are you doing this? What did I ever do to you!?)

Now back on his feet, Bruno holds on to the tentacles and doesn't stop there. He starts spinning around. Waving the Tentacruel about like a hammer. Eventually the bravest of the Tentacools steps up and leaps onto Bruno's face. Wrapping its tentacles around Bruno's head to blind him.

Tentacool #4: "Tentacool Tentalcool!" (Stop hurting my mommy!)

Bruno lets go and topples over in surprise, sending the Tentacruel flying 40 feet through the air and landing harmlessly back into the ocean with a mighty splash. The Tentacruel whimpers and starts to slink away. Followed by the Tentacools with the one that leaped onto Bruno trailing behind.

Bruno: "Hey you want a piece of m-.... Wait... You're... You're running away?... I ... I won? I WON! I really won!? Did I? Did I just win?... For the first time since.... Wait of course I won! I'm Bruno! I'm part of the Elite 4! I always win! MWahahahaha! Bruno is undefeatable! WOOOO!"

He starts waving his arms around and whooping while running in circles.

Bruno: "I won! I won! I won! I won! You're all dumb losers and I won! Wanna come back and try a second round!? HMMM!? No? Well then! I'll bring it to you!"

Bruno runs knee deep into the water and grabs the nearest fleeing Tentacool, the one that jumped on his head. Then starts smacking it around with its own tentacles.

Bruno: "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Bwahhaha you're so weak! You're all so feeble compared to me! Hey big fat squid thing! You suck!"

You see the Tentacruel turn around and look back.

You: "Magikarp Magikarp Magikarp!" (Bruno that's enough. We've won)

Bruno: "Hey little squid thing? You like my face so much? How about some more of it!"

Bruno then starts headbutting the Tentacool over and over again, the Tentacool squeals and thrashes around helplessly. You're reminded of when Uncle Sharpy grabbed you. The Tentacruel looks more and more angry.

You: "Magikarp Magikarp!" (Bruno stop!)

Bruno: "Wanna know the only thing that sucks worse than you!? Your little freaks here. They're the suckiest. You should be honored that someone who sucks so much got beaten by the Elite 4! But don't feel bad! I'm the best I am!"

The Tentacruel starts moving in circles in a strange way in the water and waving it's tentacles around. After a while the Tentacools start copying her.. Then you realize, they're creating a whirlpool. There's so many of them and they're so angry that it is massive.

Bruno: "Ooo! Spinning in circles. I'm so scared! Look I can spin too!" He says as he spins the Tentacool around like a rattle. This only enrages the others and the Whirlpool grows even larger.

You: "Magikarp!" (Bruno get back on the land!)

You try to withdraw him but it's too late, he's sucked into the whirlpool and is thrashing about. Being helplessly dragged this way and that way. The whirlpool is getting bigger by the second. The waves it created smash into the island and pull you back towards the Ocean, sucking both you and the Dwebble into the whirlpool as well.

You struggle with all your might but the current of the massive Whirlpool is too strong and soon enough you're being bashed about and pulled in every direction too. Bruno is totally out of his elements as the water engulfs him. The Dwebble is too weak to handle it.

Bruno has fainted.
Dwebble has fainted.

You last longer due to your tough scales and nature but the whirlpool is too big and too strong to resist. You close your eyes bracing for the worst as you start to pass out.

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The next thing you know you're floating in the water next to a large island with a huge city on it. The Tentacruel and her Tentacools aren't around anymore. You feel fine, that whirlpool must have been all show. But something feels... off... You hear a weird noise you can't understand.

You look up and see... Something... Coming towards you. It's a vague haze of black dots, almost like a swarm of flies with no wings.

MissingNo: "MissingNo!" (0x4F????10kgXP)

It tries to attack you with Hyrdopump but you saw it coming due to your amazing reflexes. Expertly you evade it by gracefully flying into the air like an Aerodactyl. You decide to Splash ferociously at it. Plummeting back down into the water from 40 feet up, splashing water in all directions all over it.

Splash is super effective!
MissingNo fainted!

Yeah! You got it! No one should mess with you! Suddenly a pokeball falls out of you... Then another... Then another...And another? Over and over until 128 pokeballs have somehow all rolled onto the land. Wait what, they're all Bruno!

They all activate without your command and 128 Brunos start running around the city. Drinking, smashing, fighting, looting. Generally running amock! A chorus of screams pierce the heavens as nobody is safe. Before you can comprehend what they are doing, the Bruno's grab each other and come together in big pile. Until somehow they fuse into a giant 100 foot Mega-Bruno Gestlt entity

Mega-Bruno: "GWHAHAHAMWHAHAHAHA! You laughed at me! Well whose laughing now! YOU'RE ANTS TO ME! TAKE THAT MOM! TAKE THAT GRANDFATHER! Whose the big brother now!?" he yells as he smashes buildings and cars. Picking people up and swallowing them like peanuts. Moments later the whole city is on fire somehow.

Your grandfather and mom swim next to you. Your mom whaps you across the face with her fin.

Mom: "You're such a disappointment to me. I knew I should have sent your brothers."

Grandfather: "I thought letting me die was bad enough. Then you go and do this. You should be ashamed of yourself. I couldn't think any less of you right now."

Before you can react they're both gone. Meanwhile Mega-Bruno rips entire skyscrapers out of the ground and hurls them across the land while laughing and jumping about. Then he looks down at you, picks up a tree and starts poking you with it. In a soft femmine voice he says:

Mega-Bruno: "Hey is it dead?"

In a blur you wake up on a shore. Every part of your body hurts from the whirlpool. Oh thank god it was just a nightmare. Owwwwwww! Something just poked you in the eye.

You look up with your other eye and see two children looming over you, a boy and a girl. The boy is poking you with a stick.

Girl: "Hey is it dead?"

Boy: "I think so.... Nah wait it moved. I think it's just dumb."

Girl: "Why don't you catch it?"

Boy: "Because it's a big smelly ugly stupid fish. I don't want that. I'll get Rattata to get rid of it. It needs the practice."

Girl: "Teehee, your Rattata couldn't beat anything in all of Kanto."

Boy: "That's why it needs practice! Go Rattata! Use Quick Attack!"

He throws a pokeball and a small Rattata leaps out. Then it runs towards you. You're too hurt to flee.

A. Use Splash! It worked in your dream
B: Get 'em Trainer! (Injured)
C. Hopefully this Rattata respects authority. I choose you OfficerJenny!
D: Use Item: $287

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Go Trainer!
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C. Jenny/Joy needs XP!

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C. Time to unleash the Nurse.

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C. Hopefully this Rattata respects authority. I choose you OfficerJenny!

You're still in a lot of pain but manage to quickly grasp your pokeball and hurl it in front of you before the Rattata could reach you.

In a flash of light Officer Jenny appears between you and the charging Ratatta. It leaps right at her and furiously bites with ravenous intent..... Harmlessly nipping at her shoes.

OfficerJenny looks shocked and shrieks.

Officer Jenny: "EEEEEEEEEK! What is that!?"

The two kids giggle at the spectacle.

Girl: "Hahahaha! She's scared of rats!"
Boy: "Geez, isn't she like 40. Little old for that?"

Officer Jenny effortlessly picks up the Rattata with her left hand. It fidgets around but she's holding it so expertly that it can't break free or attack her. She walks right up to the boy, grabs his ear with her right hand and pinches.

Boy: "Hey! Oowowowow! Stop it"

Officer Jenny: "One: It's rude to talk about a lady's age. Two: I'm not scared of rats. I'm appalled by your treatment of this poor pokemon."

Boy: "What? He's fine? A little weak but in tip top shape. I take him to the pokecenter every week! Owowowowow!" Officer Jenny pinches harder.

Officer Jenny: "Pokecenters heal wounds. But look at his nails, his gunk filled horrible teeth, his filthy coat. And his temprament. All rage, no love. No wonder he can't hurt anything. You're not being a responsible trainer and caring for your pokemon."

Girl: "Hahahahaha! She sure told you!"

Officer Jenny: "Young lady, do you find something funny about the way he treats his Rattata?"

Girl: "No miss. Sorry miss."

Officer Jenny: "Imagine if you never got to trim your fingernails or brush your teeth. It would be very uncomfortable would't it?"

Girl: "Teehee, he doesn't brush his teeth."
Boy: "Shhhh! You're embarrasing me in front of the scary old lady! OWowooowww! Sorry sorry sorry!"

Officer Jenny lets go of the boy's ear, puts the Rattata down on a rock, then pulls out a pair of rat clippers from her pocket and trims its mishapen nails. Then she holds it in place and starts scrubbing it's teeth with a paste, cleaning them. It nips at her but to no effect. Then she pours a purple goopey gel on it and massages its fur. The Rattata hates this but is helpless as she gives it a glossy clean coat instead of unkempt dirty hair.

Boy: "D-do you carry Rattata clippers and grooming sets on you at all times?"

Officer Jenny: "Don't you?"

Boy: "Erm... I must have.... Left it at home..."

Officer Jenny: "Always remember it's not just about healing injuries. Your bond with your pokemon and taking care of them is much more important. Now go home. Your parents must be worried sick."

Boy: "Yes mam."
Girl: "Yes miss."

The boy withdraws the Rattata and the two of them run away. OfficerJenny neatly wraps up her grooming kit and puts it back in her pocket. I guess that means... She won? Or they fled? Well either way you're not dead and at least nothing else could possibly go wro-

Officer Jenny: "Eeeek! What's that!? Who would do such a thing!"

She starts running away from you up the shore and after a moment you realize why. She's spotted another injured pokemon.

It's the Tentacool! The one that was brutalized by Bruno! Or Brunolized by a brute. It's sprawled across the shore, only a stones throw from where you washed up and is in even worse shape than you are. It must gotten caught up in the whirlpool too. Officer Jenny rushes towards it and starts cradling it.

Tentacool: "Te?...nta..cool..." (M-mommy?... I'm scared.)

Officer Jenny : "Aww poor thing is seriously hurt. Wild Pokemon can be so cruel to each other. Don't worry little guy, I'll take of you."

What do you do:

A. Let her nurse it to health.
B. Withdraw OfficerJenny and abandon it.
C. Throw a pokeball at it.

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I'd normally opt for a pokeball, but I want magikarp to only catch humans.

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what a good girl Im surprised no one else is surprised about humans in poke balls though xD

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A. Let her nurse it to health.

She picks up the Tentacool and gently rocks it.

Officer Jenny: "It's okay little one. You're safe now. Those kids can't be far from town. I'll find you a Pokecenter and make you all better."

She starts to walk in the direction that the kids ran off in.

You: "Magikarp Magikarp!" (Hey wait up!)

You try to flop after her but you're hurt and traveling on land is hard. You struggle to keep up. Exhausted you collapse onto the ground and wheeze heavily.

Officer Jenny: "Aww you as well? What's happening around here? And where am I? How did I get here. Questions for later. Let's get you patched up too."

She reaches down and lifts you up under her left arm, carrying the Tentacool under her right. She's stronger than she looks, you must be heavy. The Tentacool is staring daggers at you inches away

Tentacool: "Ten...tacool!" (You... This is all your fault! You ruined everything!)

The Tentacool tries to hit you with its tentacles but it's too weak. It can barely lift them. Even point blank, Bruno pretty much crippled every single one of them. After some walking Officer Jenny has her limit of its squirming and puts you both onto the ground.

Officer Jenny: "Aww you two seem restless. I know, it's because you're out of water isn't it? Give me a moment."

She pulls an expandable bucket and superglue out of her pocket. What hasn't she got in there?

She fills the bucket with water from a puddle and glues circular rocks to the base. Then she plops you and the Tentacool inside the bucket. The water is dirty (couldn't she have done this at the sea?) and you're squished right next to the Tentacool but it is nice being in water again.

Then you realize what she did. If you push the bucket then the rocks act as rough wheels and you roll a little forward. It's crude, bumpy, slow and awkward but somehow effective. Feels perfect for you.

Officer Jenny: "There we go. Isn't that better?"

Now you can keep up with her and move alongside her as she walks. The Tentacool pokes at you aggressively the entire trip but it can't really do anything in its current state.

Eventually you reach the edge of town and it is packed! The town is completely abuzz with activity. It doesn't seem that large but so many people seem to be out and about.

Kids running and playing, market stalls selling food and goods, families enjoying themselves, jugglers entertain passersby, living statues are ignored by everyone and a Mr Mime is putting on a mime performance... you think... on second thought it might just be existing.

Officer Jenny: "Right! Now you two stay here under this tree. I don't want you to get lost in that crowd. I'm going go find the Pokecenter and then come back."

Wait no! You try to squirm to the top of the bucket and withdraw her but she's already walked off. Why can't these humans follow commands!?

You decide you don't want to wait around and push the bucket into town. You'll find Officer Jenny later. She can't have gone far.

Tentacool: "Tentacool Tentacool Tentacool!" (What are you doing! Stop doing things ! Not mommy said stay put! I forbid you to do stuff! Stop it Stop it Stop it!)

It flails around and tries to halt the bucket from moving but you completely overpower it in its current state. A feeling unfamiliar to you. You're absolutely in charge.

You literally roll into town, camouflaged entirely among a crowd of moving feet, and it doesn't take long to discover why it's so busy .

Giant signs and posters all around you inform you that today is the launch of the brand new luxury Winston Cruise Zeppelins. Almost the entire town must be out for the event. You can even see the enormous Zeppelin in the distance, it could house Old Joe's entire fishing village.

You see a chubby mother with a baby stroller. Smoking with one hand while holding a phone in the other and bragging to someone on the other end that her child is going to be the first baby to ever ride the Zeppelin.

You even see a Pikachu excitedly eating cookies with a Zeppelin ticket tucked into its tail.

Then your attention is truly piqued. You see workers loading giant pallets full of crates of medicine (among other things) onto the Zeppelin. There must be enough medicine for your whole family to comfortably swim in.

Your curiosity turns into determination. Adrenaline and hope pushes the pain out of your mind as you feel a strong desire to get on board that Zeppelin any way you can.

Then you read the blurb on the sign. "Winston Luxury Zeppelin Maiden Voyage! $250 a ticket. *Cinnabar Island gym badge holders ride free."

$250! That's almost all of your family's money. But what's the alternative?

What do you do?

A. Pay $250 for a Zeppelin ticket like a good fish.
B. Steal the Pikachu's ticket while it's eating.
C. Try to infiltrate the Zeppelin with your stealthy skills. Years of experience being totally unremarkable.
D. Take the place of the baby in the stroller while the mother is distracted.
E. Go to the gym and try to win a Cinnabar Island gym badge for a free ticket.
F. Give up on riding the Zeppelin entirely, it's a terrible idea. You're a fish not a bird.

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Thank you for this topic tc it gives me a smile every time I see what youve written

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I didn't realize there was a new page when I placed my last vote.

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E. Go to the gym and try to win a Cinnabar Island gym badge for a free ticket.

Why pay money when you can get in for free? How hard can a gym be anyway? It's certainly not hard to find, the gym building is gigantic and clearly labeled. You push the bucket towards it despite the feeble protests of the Tentacool bapping you all the way.

Tentacool: "Tentacool! Tentacool! Tentacool!!!!" (Stop it! She said! TO STAY PUT!)

Inside the Gym you realize why it's so big. It's set up as a battle arena surrounded by hundreds of seats full of cheering fans. It's completely full! So full and so noisy that no one even notices you. And better still, there's an unmanned miniature pokemon healing point in the corner so all the challengers can face the leader at full strength.

You roll up to it and toss both Trainer and Bruno's balls on the Tray. It activates and lights up but takes a long long time to heal. Then perhaps unsurprisingly you see Officer Jenny near the machine, staring at you crossly with her hands on her hips.

Officer Jenny: "There you two are! I was looking over for you! Well I can see you have keen instincts but you two can't use a machine like that without a pokeball and you don't have one so you should have listened to me and waited like I told you to!"

The Tentacool leaps out of the bucket and into her arms. It seems to be getting attatched.

Tentacool: "Tentacool Tentacool Tentacool Tentacool!" (IT wasn't my fault! It was all that fish! I tried to stop it! I wanted to stay put! I did what you said! But he wouldn't listen! Be angry at the fish! Not me!)

Officer Jenny: "Aww it's okay little guy. I know you're hurting and I'm trying to help but running away is just going to make it worse."

Tentacool: "Tentacool Tentacool Tentacool Tentacool Tentacool Tentacool!" (I wasn't running away! I wasn't I wasn't I wasn't!) it says while waving its tentacles.

Without warning the lights in the gym dim except around the battle arena. A loud voice comes over the PA system, dwarfing any other sounds.

Announcer: "Get ready for the next battle! The great gym leader will be taking on another challenger! So without further ado! Ladies and gentleme! You know him! You love him! It's BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE!"

An old man wearing a doctors coat, sunglasses and wielding a cane steps out on a stage and raises his hands. Pyrotechnic pillars of fire explode behind him as the crowd roars and cheers for their local hero. You wonder if this is to do with the Zeppelin event or if it is always like this.

Blaine steps into the Arena across from a teenage boy who looks very nervous.

Blaine: "Welcome once again folks to the Cinnabar Island gym! I as you know am the great Gym Leader Baine! We've had challengers all day wanting one of my precious badges to fly on that fancy Zeppelin. But every single one has failed! What makes this youngster any different to all the rest!?"

You realize once you hear his voice that Blaine was the annoucer. For himself... Seems a bit much to you but the crowd is on their feet. Blaine causally throws a pokeball and a Ponyta emerges. It starts gracefully trotting about, showboating for the crowd who cheer and applaud.

Teen Challenger: "Ha! I'm not afraid of you old man! You just have fire Pokemon. I came prepared! Poliwhirl! I choose you! Use Ice-Beam!"

Poliwhirl emerges in a flash of energy and is immediately trounced by Ponyta who furiously stomps on it with his front legs. Ruthlessly running a stampede on the Poliwhirl's head.
Poliwhirl fainted.

Blaine: "You were saying?"

Teen Challenger: "Oh wow.... Hey!.... I'm not done yet! Go Squirtle! Use Water Gun!"

A Squirtle emerges and fires water at Ponyta who simply gracefully leaps over the blast and starts galloping towards the Squirtle. The Squirtle retreats into its shell in fear and Pontya starts batting it about the ground like a hockey puck. Then spins it's tail and with a mighty smack sends Squirtle flying across the arena, into the wall with a crash and then collasping in a heap next to the challenger.

Squirtle fainted.

The crowd roars "Go BLAINE PAIN TRAIN! *Clap clap clap-clap-clap* Go BLAINE PAIN TRAIN!" over and over in chorus. The challenger is stunned.

Teen Challenger. "...... Well...Go.... Tauros?"

One swift mule kick sends Tauros topping over the moment it appears.

Tauros Fainted.

Blaine: "You really should just quit son. This is getting embarrasing."

Teen Challeger: "No way! I'm not giving up! Arrokuda show them what you can bring to the table!"

Arrokuda is instantly greeted by a Fire Blast that leaves it smoked on the very ground it emerged onto.
Arrokuda fainted.

Blaine: "It looks like it brought dinner..."

Teen Challenger: "S-s-shut up! I've had enough of you! Mudkip! Use rock throw!"

Mudkip leaps out of it's pokeball and hurls a rock directly at the Ponyta, who catches it in his mouth and spits it back out directly in front of the Mudkip. Then the Ponyta picks the Mudkip up in his mouth and shows it off to the crowd, trotting back and forth before chomping down.

Mudkip Fainted.

Teen Challenger: "You think you're so great w-"
Blaine: "Yes I do."
Teen Challenger: "Well I haven't used my best pokemon yet! Go Dewgong! Finish it off with Aurora Beam!"

A Dewgong emerges from a pokeball and quickly fires an Aurora Beam at the Ponyta. It hits directly point blank with a critical hit. The Ponyta stumbles back mometarily, but doesn't fall down. Then resumes charging towards the Dewdong.

Teen Challenger: "What!? No way! It barely hurt it!"

Ponyta wraps its tail around Dewgong's flippers and starts galloping around the arena in circles. Dragging Dewgong across the floor while burning it at the same time. The Dewgong squeals in pain as it helplessly flails about and gradually is scraped and burnt unconcious.

Dewgong fainted.
Teen Challenger is out of Pokemon.

The Ponyta starts rearing and neighing for the appluading crowd. Soaking up the adulation.

Teen Challenger: "Noooooo!"

Blaine: "And once again another clean sweep for the great Gym Leader Blaine! Which is me of course! Only had to use my very first pokemon yet again. You youngsters really outta be ashamed of yourself. You're all so useless and weak."

Teenage Challenger: "Hey old man! You don't have to be so mean! I tried my best. I'm better than anyone at my school!"

Blaine: "Oh so you wanted to play with the big boys eh? Well look at the adjective, play! We ain't here to play! You want a participation trophy? Try the daycare center. Here you have to step up and earn your victories!"

Another series of impressive pyro explosions goes off behind him.

Crowd: "Go BLAINE PAIN TRAIN! *Clap clap clap-clap-clap* Go BLAINE PAIN TRAIN!"

Officer Jenny: "This is horrible! How can anyone enjoy this!?"

Somepoint during the fight, Bruno and Trainer have fully healed.

What do you do?

A. Step up and splash.
B. Step up and use Trainer!
C. Step up and use Bruno!
D. Order Officer Jennny to step up.
E. This is way out of hand. Let's get out of here.

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B

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B
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A

C

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C

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B. I feel like leading off with her is the right move.

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"Well look at the adjective, play! We ain't here to play!

The part of Blaine will be played by Kevin Nash.

D.

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Guns_of_Verdun posted...

It flails around and tries to halt the bucket from moving but you completely overpower it in its current state. A feeling unfamiliar to you. You're absolutely in charge.

Lol

Guns_of_Verdun posted...

, living statues are ignored by everyone

Lmao, you are killing it with the jokes

My vote: A. We need to lead by example

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B Trainer

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