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Duncanwii 09/26/21 11:44:30 AM #1:	So she's 30 now but in 15 years will be a teeenager. --- Hello I'm Duncan, I like Video Games and comedies let's be friends Donkey Kong is my friend! Come back anytime DK, don't be a stranger! <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:958429888] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>So she's 30 now but in 15 years will be a teeenager.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 09/26/21 11:44:52 AM #2:	Nope. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:958429897] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>Nope. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mareen 09/26/21 11:45:07 AM #3:	No thank you. --- https://youtu.be/63yn8aCxO84 https://youtu.be/aYHzV2Y9UgY https://youtu.be/k-COG4YTn6M <cite>Mareen posted [p:958429903] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>No thank you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Perascamin 09/26/21 11:45:40 AM #4:	Just break up with her at 18 --- I've grown. <cite>Perascamin posted [p:958429916] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>Just break up with her at 18 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamerguymass 09/26/21 11:45:50 AM #5:	Is this supposed to be a topic trying to get people to admit they would bang a fictional teenager at some point in the future? --- Now Playing: "The Hunt for the Two Missing Nintendo 64 Games" An expansion came out, but I'm still a third of the way through! <cite>Gamerguymass posted [p:958429922] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>Is this supposed to be a topic trying to get people to admit they would bang a fictional teenager at some point in the future? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nacen 09/26/21 11:46:12 AM #6:	What the fuck is wrong with you --- https://www.last.fm/user/Nacen Yep. <cite>Nacen posted [p:958429931] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>What the fuck is wrong with you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 09/26/21 11:46:20 AM #7:	tc really needs to be banned for his weird gimmicks <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:958429938] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>tc really needs to be banned for his weird gimmicks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 09/26/21 11:46:53 AM #8:	This is a Duncan topic. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:958429950] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>This is a Duncan topic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 09/26/21 11:46:54 AM #9:	Nacen posted... What the fuck is wrong with you realistically the question is will alan give him yet another slap on the wrist and say 'oh dunc! you and your misunderstood posts!' Most likely it won;t even be modded <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:958429951] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>Nacen posted...</cite> <quote>What the fuck is wrong with you </quote> realistically the question is will alan give him yet another slap on the wrist and say 'oh dunc! you and your misunderstood posts!' Most likely it won;t even be modded</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GMAK2442 09/26/21 11:49:40 AM #10:	Magic Pills --- Prosperity and Peace! 777 <cite>GMAK2442 posted [p:958430012] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>Magic Pills </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 09/26/21 11:50:56 AM #11:	"This is my 90 year old toddler wife" --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:958430044] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>"This is my 90 year old toddler wife" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 09/26/21 11:52:40 AM #12:	So she's guaranteed to die in 30 years? Pretty fucked --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:958430104] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>So she's guaranteed to die in 30 years? Pretty fucked </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 09/26/21 11:52:43 AM #13:	nothanks1 posted... realistically the question is will alan give him yet another slap on the wrist and say 'oh dunc! you and your misunderstood posts!' Most likely it won;t even be modded "You got to understand, because of his issues he doesn't understand what he's saying, so it's ok. Quit bullying him." --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:958430106] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>realistically the question is will alan give him yet another slap on the wrist and say 'oh dunc! you and your misunderstood posts!' Most likely it won;t even be modded</quote> "You got to understand, because of his issues he doesn't understand what he's saying, so it's ok. Quit bullying him." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoggyBottomBoy 09/26/21 11:53:53 AM #14:	What a bad attempt at bait --- Fingah POP'n each otha's <cite>SoggyBottomBoy posted [p:958430131] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>What a bad attempt at bait </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkprince45 09/26/21 11:54:37 AM #16:	You saying some hella sus stuff lately Duncan --- https://s6.gifyu.com/images/FAA2F70E-9A97-44BC-A273-317FBB843AE2.gif <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:958430155] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>You saying some hella sus stuff lately Duncan </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 09/26/21 11:54:51 AM #17:	https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-cmon-man-us-president-candidate-gif-16967331 --- https://imgur.com/a/X14Jka4 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:958430161] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-cmon-man-us-president-candidate-gif-16967331 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drpooplol 09/26/21 12:02:55 PM #18:	When would you break up with her, Dunc? --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" LIE "No" <cite>Drpooplol posted [p:958430348] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>When would you break up with her, Dunc? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KookyCouture 09/26/21 1:45:43 PM #21:	Don't be a weirdo --- Drink up me hearties, yo ho <cite>KookyCouture posted [p:958433051] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>Don't be a weirdo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass_X0 09/27/21 11:47:22 AM #23:	The manga Sakuranbo Syndrome already did this story. Shes not really a kid, shes just a short underdeveloped adult. But you can tell what the writer was going for. --- "Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN <cite>Bass_X0 posted [p:958463484] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>The manga Sakuranbo Syndrome already did this story. Shes not really a kid, shes just a short underdeveloped adult. But you can tell what the writer was going for. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 09/27/21 11:50:31 AM #24:	Can she at least turn into a monster? --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://imgur.com/0EJvC4l <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:958463575] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>Can she at least turn into a monster? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Demon1050 09/27/21 11:51:44 AM #25:	This would actually work well for me because I'm 32 and this lady I work for is 66 and we're as perfect as you can be for each other...except that the age gap is far too great. (Even for me, as someone who loves mature older) So she would be legal for 48 years, and I'd get to watch her become more and more attractive within the next 5. I'm down for it! And yes I know this is mostly a joke topic but I can honestly say my reply is srs. lol. <cite>Demon1050 posted [p:958463617] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>This would actually work well for me because I'm 32 and this lady I work for is 66 and we're as perfect as you can be for each other...except that the age gap is far too great. (Even for me, as someone who loves mature older) So she would be legal for 48 years, and I'd get to watch her become more and more attractive within the next 5. I'm down for it! And yes I know this is mostly a joke topic but I can honestly say my reply is srs. lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nemu 09/27/21 11:55:06 AM #26:	Even without the very weird implications, watching someone slowly fade into oblivion feels like it'd be horribly tragic. <cite>Nemu posted [p:958463705] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>Even without the very weird implications, watching someone slowly fade into oblivion feels like it'd be horribly tragic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/27/21 11:55:13 AM #27:	A female Benjamin Button <cite>Zikten posted [p:958463707] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>A female Benjamin Button</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToPoPO 09/27/21 11:56:40 AM #28:	Remember TC wished his cat could become a girl so he could have sexual relations with it because his GF wouldn't put out <cite>ToPoPO posted [p:958463743] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>Remember TC wished his cat could become a girl so he could have sexual relations with it because his GF wouldn't put out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 09/27/21 5:13:17 PM #29:	ToPoPO posted... Remember TC wished his cat could become a girl so he could have sexual relations with it because his GF wouldn't put out When did I ever do this? Why are you trying to slander me? Also my cat died not that long ago so this is a particularly cruel way to troll me. --- Hello I'm Duncan, I like Video Games and comedies let's be friends Donkey Kong is my friend! Come back anytime DK, don't be a stranger! <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:958472636] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>ToPoPO posted...</cite> <quote>Remember TC wished his cat could become a girl so he could have sexual relations with it because his GF wouldn't put out </quote> When did I ever do this? Why are you trying to slander me? Also my cat died not that long ago so this is a particularly cruel way to troll me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrNintendo1213 09/27/21 5:17:14 PM #30:	Duncanwii posted... ToPoPO posted... Remember TC wished his cat could become a girl so he could have sexual relations with it because his GF wouldn't put out When did I ever do this? Why are you trying to slander me? Also reminder TC said the best pokemon to sleep with isn't gardevoir or vaporeon despite popular opinion. He prefers the vileplume. --- Dot Dot Dot... <cite>MrNintendo1213 posted [p:958472763] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote><cite>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>ToPoPO posted...</cite> <quote> Remember TC wished his cat could become a girl so he could have sexual relations with it because his GF wouldn't put out </quote> When did I ever do this? Why are you trying to slander me?</quote> Also reminder TC said the best pokemon to sleep with isn't gardevoir or vaporeon despite popular opinion. He prefers the vileplume.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deoxxys 09/27/21 5:20:21 PM #31:	Lmao --- twylite sprinkle http://tinyurl.com/jeqyas3 https://tinyurl.com/mgvx7h2 <cite>deoxxys posted [p:958472854] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>Lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deoxxys 09/27/21 5:21:12 PM #32:	She isn't the perfect girl if she hasn't even been through puberty. --- twylite sprinkle http://tinyurl.com/jeqyas3 https://tinyurl.com/mgvx7h2 <cite>deoxxys posted [p:958472876] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>She isn't the perfect girl if she hasn't even been through puberty. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoggyBottomBoy 09/27/21 5:21:17 PM #33:	God damn --- Fingah POP'n each otha's <cite>SoggyBottomBoy posted [p:958472879] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>God damn </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 09/27/21 5:22:19 PM #34:	So if she's 30 now, what happens in 30/31 years? Just cease to exist? --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:958472917] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>So if she's 30 now, what happens in 30/31 years? Just cease to exist? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Wheelman1 09/27/21 5:23:43 PM #35:	Wtf no. She will be a child in 20 years. --- XBox Live GT: MastaMez PSN: KoolMez The Topic Killer \_0_/ <cite>The Wheelman1 posted [p:958472960] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>Wtf no. She will be a child in 20 years. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 09/27/21 5:40:42 PM #36:	Nacen posted... What the fuck is wrong with you --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:958473469] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>Nacen posted... </cite> <quote>What the fuck is wrong with you</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 09/27/21 5:43:17 PM #37:	I'm going to report Post #28 --- Hello I'm Duncan, I like Video Games and comedies let's be friends Donkey Kong is my friend! Come back anytime DK, don't be a stranger! <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:958473553] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>I'm going to report Post #28</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nothanks1 09/28/21 12:53:47 PM #39:	It really disturbs me that this is apparently ok to talk about but spoil star wars and you get usermap axed I guess the site's administration just don't have the same standards as the majority of the world. <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:958497554] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>It really disturbs me that this is apparently ok to talk about but spoil star wars and you get usermap axed I guess the site's administration just don't have the same standards as the majority of the world.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pepys Monster 09/28/21 1:05:45 PM #41:	Is this your fantasy, Duncan? A GF who keeps getting more underage? This is gross. --- Ryzen 3700X \| Evga GTX 1070 Ti \| 16GB DDR4 3200 \| Crucial MX500 2TB <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:958497887] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>Is this your fantasy, Duncan? A GF who keeps getting more underage? This is gross. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass_X0 09/28/21 1:17:28 PM #42:	Duncanwii posted... I'm going to report Post #28 Didn't work. --- "Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN <cite>Bass_X0 posted [p:958498199] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted... </cite> <quote>I'm going to report Post #28</quote> Didn't work. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 09/28/21 1:19:50 PM #43:	What happens after 30 years? Does she turn into a fetus or does she just disappear? --- https://imgur.com/6cPXvLN https://imgur.com/hVC4i6j <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:958498259] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>What happens after 30 years? Does she turn into a fetus or does she just disappear? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bladegash 09/28/21 1:21:20 PM #44:	What happens when she reaches 0? Death? In that case, I'd have a hard time not taking the offer just on the simple fact I know when shes going to die and i could take on a good life insurance policy... ~~Joking ofc~~ --- Snappin necks & Cashin checks <cite>bladegash posted [p:958498291] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>What happens when she reaches 0? Death? In that case, I'd have a hard time not taking the offer just on the simple fact I know when shes going to die and i could take on a good life insurance policy... Joking ofc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 09/28/21 2:13:16 PM #45:	bladegash posted... What happens when she reaches 0? Death? In that case, I'd have a hard time not taking the offer just on the simple fact I know when shes going to die and i could take on a good life insurance policy... ~~Joking ofc~~ Depending on what happens to her when she reaches age 0, that would probably look really suspect. "She died of natural causes... I don't have her body to show you though" --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:958499866] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>bladegash posted... </cite> <quote>What happens when she reaches 0? Death? In that case, I'd have a hard time not taking the offer just on the simple fact I know when shes going to die and i could take on a good life insurance policy... Joking ofc</quote>Depending on what happens to her when she reaches age 0, that would probably look really suspect. "She died of natural causes... I don't have her body to show you though" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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3PiesAndAFork 09/28/21 2:20:14 PM #47:	Demon1050 posted... This would actually work well for me because I'm 32 and this lady I work for is 66 and we're as perfect as you can be for each other...except that the age gap is far too great. (Even for me, as someone who loves mature older) So she would be legal for 48 years, and I'd get to watch her become more and more attractive within the next 5. I'm down for it! And yes I know this is mostly a joke topic but I can honestly say my reply is srs. lol. That actually works in your case. In 49 years when she's 17, your dick won't work anymore so no issue there either. --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:958500088] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>Demon1050 posted... </cite> <quote>This would actually work well for me because I'm 32 and this lady I work for is 66 and we're as perfect as you can be for each other...except that the age gap is far too great. (Even for me, as someone who loves mature older) So she would be legal for 48 years, and I'd get to watch her become more and more attractive within the next 5. I'm down for it! And yes I know this is mostly a joke topic but I can honestly say my reply is srs. lol.</quote>That actually works in your case. In 49 years when she's 17, your dick won't work anymore so no issue there either. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gna647 09/28/21 2:22:42 PM #48:	Anyone that says yes to this --- https://imgur.com/iMaDK https://imgur.com/e9OCH https://imgur.com/RnA9A https://imgur.com/LvJeR <cite>gna647 posted [p:958500178] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>Anyone that says yes to this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 09/28/21 2:23:33 PM #49:	VioletMassacre posted... Its almost like he didnt think this through. I really didnt. --- Hello I'm Duncan, I like Video Games and comedies let's be friends Donkey Kong is my friend! Come back anytime DK, don't be a stranger! <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:958500195] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>VioletMassacre posted...</cite> <quote>Its almost like he didnt think this through. </quote> I really didnt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bass_X0 09/28/21 2:31:13 PM #51:	VioletMassacre posted... But sir, she used to be 30! Duncanwii posted... So she's 30 now but in 15 years will be a teeenager. A 45 year old with the body of a 15 year old is everybodys dream. --- "Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN <cite>Bass_X0 posted [p:958500445] in The perfec... [t:79680489]...</cite> <quote>VioletMassacre posted... </cite> <quote>But sir, she used to be 30!</quote>Duncanwii posted... </cite> <quote>So she's 30 now but in 15 years will be a teeenager.</quote> A 45 year old with the body of a 15 year old is everybodys dream. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > The perfect girl but she's aging backwards. (+) Yeah! (+)

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