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Damn_Underscore
09/26/21 1:19:03 PM
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?????


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LincolnDuncan
09/26/21 1:26:32 PM
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Are they functioning wings capable of carrying my fat ass? I don't want to be a human bumble bee, that shouldn't be able to fly but actually can't. I'll take the bread.

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LincolnDuncan
09/26/21 1:26:49 PM
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is this bbq?

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Southernfatman
09/26/21 1:30:10 PM
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synth_real
09/26/21 1:56:58 PM
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Is it just one order of wings, or do I get unlimited wings for life? What sauce can I get on them?

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Damn_Underscore
09/26/21 1:59:35 PM
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Wings as in you can fly.

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CE_gonna_CE
09/26/21 2:05:19 PM
#7:


Money please, assuming I dont get super strength or anything. My fatass probably wouldnt be able to hang too long, and other than looking cool and enjoying the novelty of it all I cant imagine a ton of super useful applications for it. Maybe flying quick distances to avoid traffic or something, but yeah, money is better.

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Ivynn
09/26/21 2:06:46 PM
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Money. I can just drink Red Bull.

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Rharyx211
09/26/21 2:07:29 PM
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Money.

Not like the wings would even come in handy. The government would lock you up basically right away, and people would be nervous around you.

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VipaGTS
09/26/21 2:08:25 PM
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what flavor?

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Hexenherz
09/26/21 2:09:12 PM
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How fast do the wings allow me to travel?

Is it something like I can fly but it's like running so I can only go a few miles before I'm too tired to keep flying? Or do they somehow have limitless energy independent of my own body's caloric intake?

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nfearurspecimn
09/26/21 2:16:15 PM
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I probably wouldn't even be able to get the hang of flying nor get over my fear of heights with wings. Money please.

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Son Of Spam
09/26/21 4:56:23 PM
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Wings. I would be the greatest basketball or football player ever.

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Cheater87
09/26/21 4:57:26 PM
#15:


Bye bye car!!!!

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GMAK2442
09/26/21 4:57:35 PM
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I don't fly. I have a HoverCraft instead.

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VigorouslySwish
09/26/21 5:06:18 PM
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I would surely end up in some kind of govt lab if I grew wings so Ill take the money

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Damn_Underscore
09/26/21 5:07:50 PM
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You'll be able to hide the wings with a jacket.

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Vicious_Dios
09/26/21 5:11:15 PM
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Would I have unlimited stamina or would I tire out like running?

Also, would they magically appear whenever I'm going to fly or will they be forever stationary on my back?

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Damn_Underscore
09/26/21 5:12:22 PM
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Birds make it look pretty easy.

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Kisai
09/26/21 5:16:37 PM
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We're living in a sad state of things when I'd pick the money, because wings can't pay rent.

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GGuirao13
09/29/21 4:26:07 AM
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Money.

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Nukazie
09/29/21 4:36:20 AM
#24:


money will help me sleep better
wings, nah

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yillin
09/29/21 5:57:02 AM
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People don't even like to run, why would they want to fly with wings that have to exert energy to flap. Money please.

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ZevLoveDOOM
09/29/21 5:58:48 AM
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gimme wings pls.
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Master Kazuya
09/29/21 6:07:35 AM
#27:


Mom, why do we all have to work 50 hour jobs just to have a normal life?

Because daddy chose wings over our future, honey

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