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DarkRoast
10/14/21 4:00:56 PM
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You guessed correctly

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10/14/21 4:03:37 PM
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LightHawKnight
10/14/21 4:04:51 PM
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What about the idiot who compared vaccines and condoms? Or was that MTG as well?

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Tappor
10/14/21 4:05:29 PM
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Ah,

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DrizztLink
10/14/21 4:06:35 PM
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I had to stop playing point guard because I had to have unprotected sex with the entire defense in order to make a layup.

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ghettoraider81
10/14/21 4:07:29 PM
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Its not even the NBA, its the state of New York

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Dill2000
10/14/21 4:07:54 PM
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What's wrong with the comparison? Kyrie isn't even sick /s
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ToadallyAwesome
10/14/21 4:08:24 PM
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I honestly dont know how she lives day to day. She isnt doing this as an act or some dumb as a fox kind of grift.

She actually is just that stupid. Im surprised her desperate need to do the opposite of everyone else hasnt harmed herself directly or caused harm to someone else.

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Srk700
10/14/21 4:13:33 PM
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This same idiot would basically be telling Kyrie to "shut up and dribble" if she heard him sticking up for BLM like he has in the past.
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Lost_All_Senses
10/14/21 4:19:44 PM
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I'll never forget that game where Magic Johnson infected the entire Chicago Bulls with his HIV.

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UnfairRepresent
10/14/21 4:21:12 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
You guessed correctly
I guessed Kevin Sorbo honestly >_>

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UnfairRepresent
10/14/21 4:23:39 PM
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LightHawKnight posted...
What about the idiot who compared vaccines and condoms? Or was that MTG as well?
Nah that was Kevin Sorbo

https://mobile.twitter.com/ksorbs/status/1443274372106670083
https://mobile.twitter.com/ksorbs/status/1441486494460416007

And these aren't even the stupidest things that he said, just recent ones

He's actually pushing the latest Trumper safespace social media site because the worst of his anti vax tweets keep being taken down

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CableZL
10/14/21 4:25:33 PM
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I was talking to an anti-vaxxer who was 100% convinced that the clinical trials for the covid-19 vaccines were still going on.

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Stewman_Magoo
10/14/21 4:26:16 PM
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LightHawKnight posted...
What about the idiot who compared vaccines and condoms? Or was that MTG as well?

They're all the same person

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spikethedevil
10/14/21 4:26:20 PM
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The second Sorbo tweet doesnt even make any sense.

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UnfairRepresent
10/14/21 4:32:20 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
The second Sorbo tweet doesnt even make any sense.
Sorbo literally does not understand how viruses work. How masks work. How vaccinations work and how hospitals work.

Whether or not he is an idiot or a grifter pretending to be dumb to fool an audience is up to you.

But as a guy who was a fan of him back in the day, it fucking stings dude. He just says stupid shit after stupid shit and says it so aggresssively and condescendingly.

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gunplagirl
10/14/21 4:32:39 PM
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ToadallyAwesome posted...
I honestly dont know how she lives day to day. She isnt doing this as an act or some dumb as a fox kind of grift.

She actually is just that stupid. Im surprised her desperate need to do the opposite of everyone else hasnt harmed herself directly or caused harm to someone else.
This is what happens when a species gets too good at ensuring most of those born live to adulthood. You have people who'd have died from their lack of awareness rising in popularity among others like themselves which in turn drags all of us down.

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ghettoraider81
10/14/21 5:26:21 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Sorbo literally does not understand how viruses work. How masks work. How vaccinations work and how hospitals work.

Whether or not he is an idiot or a grifter pretending to be dumb to fool an audience is up to you.

But as a guy who was a fan of him back in the day, it fucking stings dude. He just says stupid shit after stupid shit and says it so aggresssively and condescendingly.

Same here man, I was a big fan of his, watched the hell out of Hercules and even liked Kull: The Conquerer.

I dunno, just isnt the same now knowing the man he is.


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BilalPowell
10/14/21 5:30:49 PM
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It was possible for Magic to spread HIV if he bled on the court and some of it got into another player's open wound

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Kitt
10/14/21 5:33:39 PM
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That shit was stupid, I came close to blurting out a phrase that included a certain R-word out here in public.

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whitelytning
10/14/21 5:34:27 PM
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BilalPowell posted...
It was possible for Magic to spread HIV if he bled on the court and some of it got into another player's open wound


"Hey guys -- in this one example there is a super minute chance of this thing happening under these very specific conditions..it is totally just like that other thing."

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Eat More Beef
10/14/21 5:39:36 PM
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Uhhh, that account is a parody account, @DarkRoast


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DarthAragorn
10/14/21 5:43:22 PM
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Eat More Beef posted...
Uhhh, that account is a parody account, @DarkRoast
it isn't

unless you're saying that bitch is so dumb her entire life is a parody, in which case I wish you were correct

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hockeybub89
10/14/21 5:49:54 PM
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The NBA hypocritically requires vaccination for everyone except players.

And Magic retired lol

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Eat More Beef
10/14/21 5:51:53 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
it isn't

unless you're saying that bitch is so dumb her entire life is a parody, in which case I wish you were correct

Oops, my bad. I checked after you posted, and yes, the parody account is mtgreeneee.
There is an extra e added and it threw me off.

Sorry, TC.

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RchHomieQuanChi
10/14/21 5:55:54 PM
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Legit had to stop myself from bursting out in laughter at work

These tweets read like actual satire

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DarkRoast
10/14/21 5:59:23 PM
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Eat More Beef posted...
Oops, my bad. I checked after you posted, and yes, the parody account is mtgreeneee.
There is an extra e added and it threw me off.

Sorry, TC.

My bad, although to be fair, it's impossible to tell what posts are parody based on content when we are talking about MTG

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DarthAragorn
10/14/21 6:00:27 PM
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Eat More Beef posted...
Oops, my bad. I checked after you posted, and yes, the parody account is mtgreeneee.
There is an extra e added and it threw me off.

Sorry, TC.
I'm sure it doesn't help that the dumbass doesn't even spell her own name right

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RchHomieQuanChi
10/14/21 6:00:32 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
The NBA hypocritically requires vaccination for everyone except players.

And Magic retired lol

It's legit one of those tweets that get stupider and stupider each time you read it

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sauceje
10/14/21 6:02:32 PM
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Eat More Beef posted...
Uhhh, that account is a parody account, @DarkRoast
It's... it's verified...

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Robot2600
10/14/21 6:02:36 PM
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ToadallyAwesome posted...
I honestly dont know how she lives day to day. She isnt doing this as an act or some dumb as a fox kind of grift.

She actually is just that stupid. Im surprised her desperate need to do the opposite of everyone else hasnt harmed herself directly or caused harm to someone else.

Fueled by cocaine and rage.

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Veggeta_MAX
10/14/21 6:02:50 PM
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I mean this bitch said it and she meant it though:

https://twitter.com/TruAmericanGal1/status/1448460786888810499

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Mizznox
10/14/21 6:06:48 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
The NBA hypocritically requires vaccination for everyone except players.

They could mandate it for their own employees and the referee union agreed easy enough, but the players union said that a vaccine mandate was a complete non-starter when they got together to work out the covid policies for this season.

Probably also worth noting that Kyrie is one of the players union VPs, lol.
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TheGoldenEel
10/14/21 6:06:49 PM
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I dont think its fair to give her credit for this astonishingly stupid take since shes just reposting it and added the world fascism (bc apparently this one isnt socialism or communism or Marxism)

https://twitter.com/gartmartin9/status/1448095560498655236?s=21

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ElatedVenusaur
10/14/21 6:06:50 PM
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As we all know, unprotected sex was a common occurrence on basketball courts in the '90s.

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markconigliaro
10/14/21 6:14:07 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
I dont think its fair to give her credit for this astonishingly stupid take since shes just reposting it and added the world fascism (bc apparently this one isnt socialism or communism or Marxism)

https://twitter.com/gartmartin9/status/1448095560498655236?s=21

That tweet gets even better.

https://twitter.com/lavern_spicer/status/1448040032841961474

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Mizznox
10/14/21 6:22:12 PM
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markconigliaro posted...
That tweet gets even better.

https://twitter.com/lavern_spicer/status/1448040032841961474

Yeah, that one got a mouth-agape brow-furrowed stare from me
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Oneform
10/14/21 6:46:11 PM
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CableZL posted...
I was talking to an anti-vaxxer who was 100% convinced that the clinical trials for the covid-19 vaccines were still going on.

I thought phase 3 clinical trials lasted for several years regardless of vaccine or drugs. Not agreeing or disagreeing with the anti-vax person but do you have a link available to disprove them? Would be useful for a few people I know.

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Tom Clark
10/14/21 6:49:11 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I guessed Kevin Sorbo honestly >_>

Same.

It's absolutely gutting how off the rails that dude has gone.

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BilalPowell
10/14/21 7:17:32 PM
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ElatedVenusaur posted...
As we all know, unprotected sex was a common occurrence on basketball courts in the '90s.
Would explain why Barkley and Shaq are always fighting these days

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CableZL
10/15/21 12:00:22 AM
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Oneform posted...
I thought phase 3 clinical trials lasted for several years regardless of vaccine or drugs. Not agreeing or disagreeing with the anti-vax person but do you have a link available to disprove them? Would be useful for a few people I know.

The only reason clinical trials typically take so long is because it normally takes a long time to raise money and recruit people to participate. With covid, the whole world was working on it all at once and there was a huge amount of public interest for clinical trials. Tens of thousands of people signed up for the clinical trials very quickly and lots of money was put into it from governments around the world.

The end of the clinical trials were very publicly announced.

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Smackems
10/15/21 12:01:48 AM
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Yeah that's pretty dumb

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action52
10/15/21 12:40:38 AM
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Mizznox posted...
Yeah, that one got a mouth-agape brow-furrowed stare from me
Yeah I made a Tucker Carlson face too for a second

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ncsonic
10/15/21 12:43:00 AM
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Joe Rogan probably liked this tweet, See this is why CNN is biased.

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bknight
10/15/21 12:43:37 AM
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Imagine Trump, former president and a millionaire, maybe, sitting at home being jealous of her because she can Tweet dumb shit and he can't.
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