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JimCarrysToe 12/13/21 2:52:29 AM #1: |
One wondered onto my bed and i was holding him and i saw his little stick mouth i cant spell poking me, then i felt it start to hurt a tiny bit, so i poked him and said "naughty! No bite!" But he bit again so i put him down. --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jpenny2 12/13/21 2:53:50 AM #2: |
We have those in our house. They're like interactive cat snacks. --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 || IGN: Penny || TSV: 3067 || Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. | Permanently banned ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarveI 12/13/21 2:54:00 AM #3: |
Eww --- Make mine Marvel! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 12/13/21 2:56:57 AM #4: |
They drink sap, so you must be a real son of a beech. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nfearurspecimn 12/13/21 2:57:27 AM #5: |
that was sleep paralysis or a lucid dream --- Wake up. You have to wake up. *currently a preta/hungry ghost* Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 12/13/21 2:57:47 AM #6: |
Boxelder bug bites are rare and generally harmless. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 12/13/21 2:59:29 AM #7: |
In all seriousness though, sometimes bugs like that get I guess confused? I used to have spider beetles in my bedroom growing up, because the house is like 150 years old. They *definitely* bit. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 12/13/21 3:04:10 AM #8: |
I just looked this shit up and finally figured out what these litltle bastards are. Glad theyr'e goin for you and I haven't seen one in a long time. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 12/13/21 3:04:18 AM #9: |
Tyranthraxus posted... Boxelder bug bites are rare and generally harmless.But still naughty --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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viewmaster_pi 12/13/21 3:08:42 AM #10: |
lots of bugs like stinkbugs, boxelder bugs, cicadas, leef* footed bugs, etc, have a proboscis for poking through plants, and they do sometimes poke humans, but shouldn't ever pierce the skin. now, rostrums on the other hand, will fuck you up. predatory bugs like mosquitoes, assassin bugs, and water bugs have these *lol oops, l33f --- We can dream ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jpenny2 12/13/21 3:13:35 AM #11: |
We call them maple bugs here. --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 || IGN: Penny || TSV: 3067 || Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. | Permanently banned ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Number090684 12/13/21 3:18:18 AM #12: |
lol I did not know that they could bite people and it actually causes discomfort. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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