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Beveren_Rabbit
01/25/22 8:25:29 AM
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take one bite and there's crumbs all over my

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littlebro07
01/25/22 8:25:58 AM
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I break pieces off

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Dakimakura
01/25/22 8:26:23 AM
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Use a plate

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Kakapo
01/25/22 8:27:28 AM
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Suck as you bite.

Or, bite as you suck.

You need to get this sort of wet, cutting suction going on.

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Irony
01/25/22 8:40:27 AM
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Fork and knife

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Kakapo
01/25/22 8:41:12 AM
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Irony posted...
Fork and knife
Yes.

Then lick up any crumbs with your pink tongue, all soft and velvety with taste buds.

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Were_Wyrm
01/25/22 8:44:20 AM
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Eat it in one bite

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MedeaLysistrata
01/25/22 8:44:44 AM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
Eat it in one bite
Does that make it worse c_c

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Relient_K
01/25/22 8:44:55 AM
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Use a plate?

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Nu_Jersey_Devil
01/25/22 8:45:52 AM
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Don't overcook it, and if you toast it enough the icing and filling caramelizes that's what makes it so messy

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