Current Events > Microsoft naming their voice assistant Cortana is one of the cringiest things

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DarkChozoGhost 05/04/22 2:11:59 PM #1:	I can't think of another company of that size doing anything close to that cringey --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:964787845] in Microsoft ... [t:80009257]...</cite> <quote>I can't think of another company of that size doing anything close to that cringey </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 05/04/22 2:12:48 PM #2:	Nintendo should make a voice assistant named Navi "HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:964787863] in Microsoft ... [t:80009257]...</cite> <quote>Nintendo should make a voice assistant named Navi "HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/04/22 2:12:54 PM #3:	Cortana is the only one I accurately say the first time. Bixby can go fuck itself. --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:964787868] in Microsoft ... [t:80009257]...</cite> <quote>Cortana is the only one I accurately say the first time. Bixby can go fuck itself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 05/04/22 2:13:26 PM #4:	Better sounding that Samsung's Bixby, and at least it doesn't fuck up any other peoples actual names, like people named Alexa. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:964787883] in Microsoft ... [t:80009257]...</cite> <quote>Better sounding that Samsung's Bixby, and at least it doesn't fuck up any other peoples actual names, like people named Alexa. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cp87 05/04/22 2:14:13 PM #5:	Its neat. Try to have some fun. Imagine cringing all the time when you could just take your clothes off and enjoy it more. --- If you ain't first you're last. <cite>cp87 posted [p:964787900] in Microsoft ... [t:80009257]...</cite> <quote>Its neat. Try to have some fun. Imagine cringing all the time when you could just take your clothes off and enjoy it more. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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