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ssj3vegeta
09/07/22 9:31:07 AM
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https://v.redd.it/o2u0spi03bm91/DASH_480.mp4?source=fallback

Asking for a friend

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viewmaster_pi
09/07/22 9:34:29 AM
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psych ward or rehab center

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rexcrk
09/07/22 9:34:39 AM
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Just girls being girls.


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Turtlebread
09/07/22 9:35:50 AM
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Mmm yeah that got my dick torqued frfr

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bigblu89
09/07/22 9:36:21 AM
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Someone probably walked too close to her on the street.

THIS WAS A JOKE.

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viewmaster_pi
09/07/22 9:36:21 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
Mmm yeah that got my dick torqued frfr
that's the next target to be screwdrivered

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
09/07/22 9:39:36 AM
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Now that it was captured on film I hope she is paying him for damages and enjoying jail for destruction of property.

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refmon
09/07/22 10:10:44 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
Mmm yeah that got my dick torqued frfr


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CE_gonna_CE
09/07/22 10:12:02 AM
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Florida

Go for it

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Biofighter55
09/07/22 10:13:04 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Now that it was captured on film I hope she is paying him for damages and enjoying jail for destruction of property.

i think thats Aubrey plaza

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NeonOctopus
09/07/22 10:49:39 AM
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Why do crazy exgirlfriends ALWAYS go wreck the car? >_>

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Mia_K97
09/07/22 10:58:28 AM
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This is when having strong manhood game can be a downside
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VampireCoyote
09/07/22 11:05:40 AM
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nobody stops to wonder what this womans partner did to spurn her into ire


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Just_a_loser
09/07/22 11:10:18 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Why do crazy exgirlfriends ALWAYS go wreck the car? >_>
Because they know it's something they care about and will usually inconvenience them.

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Lost_All_Senses
09/07/22 11:14:05 AM
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The trick is to not own a car or any expensive stuff. Then you can date all the crazy women you want

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SSJ2GrimReaper
09/07/22 11:17:13 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
The trick is to not own a car or any expensive stuff. Then you can date all the crazy women you want
no then she'll target your junk with that thing

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FortuneCookie
09/07/22 11:18:04 AM
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Have you tried the girlfriend store?
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Will_VIIII
09/07/22 11:21:13 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Have you tried the girlfriend store?
I heard he was banned

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Lost_All_Senses
09/07/22 11:22:25 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
no then she'll target your junk with that thing

I did that to my own junk before sleeping with her to play it safe

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ssj3vegeta
09/07/22 12:16:28 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
nobody stops to wonder what this womans partner did to spurn her into ire


Lol

What he do doe

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Lost_All_Senses
09/07/22 12:29:04 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
nobody stops to wonder what this womans partner did to spurn her into ire

I did. That just didn't lend itself to the joke I wanted to make lol. Life doesn't always gotta be serious

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Just_a_loser
09/07/22 12:29:13 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
Lol

What he do doe
In these cases it really doesn't matter.

Even if he cheated on her it does not excuse destruction of personal property.

Reverse it. Say a woman cheats on a man. Man gets pissed off, goes over and destroys her car. People view him as a lunatic and the motive doesn't matter.

Leave people's property alone.

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rexcrk
09/07/22 12:42:50 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



Sad part is you know there are people thinking / saying that about this kind of situation unironically.


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TerraSeeker
09/07/22 3:11:32 PM
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Try prison

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ssj3vegeta
09/10/22 12:40:23 AM
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i see

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Vegy
09/12/22 6:44:14 AM
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Cause she hot

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Evening_Dragon
09/12/22 6:46:05 AM
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Psych ward. But be careful, because they will try to stab you.

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paerarru
09/14/22 10:37:38 PM
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Oh yeah, pimp my ride into a convertible hot rod.

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