Current Events > I complimented a woman on her ''chocolate factory'' last night

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Billyionaire
01/01/23 12:24:27 PM
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at a NYE party. She was sitting on the couch and she stood up for some reason (I was drunk) and I saw her butt so I said "hey babe let me get a ticket to THAT chocolate factory". It got super quiet and everyone stared. Then my handlers rushed in from the other room, apologized profusely, and took me back to the sanitarium

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MedeaLysistrata
01/01/23 12:26:34 PM
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B) Kill the handlers

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tsup-tsup
01/01/23 12:29:37 PM
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I'm not sure I'd liken poop to chocolate, tbh...

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SiO4
01/01/23 12:36:53 PM
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Was it this one?

https://imgur.com/Uh1kAXs

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