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AmericaTheBrave 03/05/23 3:46:07 PM #1:	Her friends are now mad jealous of her. They were like, "can we have a dollar" and I told them they can share with her. I think I left chaos in my wake. --- https://imgur.com/h74Kc6W <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:971974021] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>Her friends are now mad jealous of her. They were like, "can we have a dollar" and I told them they can share with her.I think I left chaos in my wake.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SrRd_RacinG 03/05/23 3:47:05 PM #2:	Ruh roh --- https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRn3I4UyDoKyWLC/giphy.gif <cite>SrRd_RacinG posted [p:971974034] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>Ruh roh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 03/05/23 3:49:00 PM #3:	do you pay children often? --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:971974064] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>do you pay children often?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 03/05/23 3:49:13 PM #4:	And then everyone clapped --- Posted from my iPhone 13 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:971974073] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>And then everyone clapped</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AmericaTheBrave 03/05/23 3:52:43 PM #5:	VampireCoyote posted... do you pay children often? She randomly walked up to me and asked if I could watch her dance for $100 and I was like "fuck no" (obviously not worded like that) then she said "how about for one dollar" and I figured why not, I'll indulge her, then she did an adorable dance and I was like, you know what I'll actually give her a dollar so I did and her friends jaws dropped and were all like "we'll dance for you for a dollar!" Worried I opened Pandora's box, I quickly said I had to be on my way and they were like awww unfair lol --- https://imgur.com/h74Kc6W <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:971974135] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>VampireCoyote posted... </cite><quote>do you pay children often?</quote>She randomly walked up to me and asked if I could watch her dance for $100 and I was like "fuck no" (obviously not worded like that) then she said "how about for one dollar" and I figured why not, I'll indulge her, then she did an adorable dance and I was like, you know what I'll actually give her a dollar so I did and her friends jaws dropped and were all like "we'll dance for you for a dollar!" Worried I opened Pandora's box, I quickly said I had to be on my way and they were like awww unfair lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SrRd_RacinG 03/05/23 3:54:07 PM #6:	Weird ass topic --- https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRn3I4UyDoKyWLC/giphy.gif <cite>SrRd_RacinG posted [p:971974165] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>Weird ass topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AmericaTheBrave 03/05/23 5:04:44 PM #7:	SrRd_RacinG posted... Weird ass topic You're a weird ass topic. --- https://imgur.com/h74Kc6W <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:971975367] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>SrRd_RacinG posted... </cite><quote>Weird ass topic</quote>You're a weird ass topic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorPiranha3 03/05/23 5:05:35 PM #8:	That sounds really obnoxious <cite>DoctorPiranha3 posted [p:971975384] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>That sounds really obnoxious</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 03/05/23 5:06:27 PM #9:	SrRd_RacinG posted... Weird ass topic This. --- I just might 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my awesome teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:971975404] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>SrRd_RacinG posted... </cite><quote>Weird ass topic</quote>This.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 03/05/23 5:07:06 PM #10:	TC pays children to dance for him, noted --- CrimsonAngel's alt <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:971975419] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>TC pays children to dance for him, noted</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 03/05/23 5:08:17 PM #11:	~~This so happened~~ You really shouldnt be giving money to children you dont know. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:971975442] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>This so happenedYou really shouldnt be giving money to children you dont know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
toreysback 03/05/23 5:09:17 PM #12:	dancing for dollars --- What was five is now two. What was two is now one. What was one is nothing. <cite>toreysback posted [p:971975460] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>dancing for dollars</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AmericaTheBrave 03/05/23 5:11:45 PM #14:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I don't know. I was walking by a playground. Yeah, I'm surprised kids still play outside too. --- https://imgur.com/h74Kc6W <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:971975520] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> I don't know. I was walking by a playground.Yeah, I'm surprised kids still play outside too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AmericaTheBrave 03/05/23 5:12:07 PM #15:	mustachedmystic posted... ~~This so happened~~ You really shouldnt be giving money to children you dont know. You're probably right. --- https://imgur.com/h74Kc6W <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:971975526] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite><quote>This so happenedYou really shouldnt be giving money to children you dont know.</quote>You're probably right.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloneIBreak 03/05/23 5:12:53 PM #16:	For that same dollar you could have paid a stripper to dance for you. This was a poor investment on your part. --- "The civilized man, where he cannot admire, will aim rather at understanding than at reprobating." - Bertrand Russell <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:971975540] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>For that same dollar you could have paid a stripper to dance for you. This was a poor investment on your part. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Michael_Booth 03/05/23 5:18:36 PM #17:	I wish people didn't always think the worse. This is a sweet topic. The first casualty of being cynical is your own innocence, and you'll have to work hard to get it back. Not everything is a conspiracy, and if you think like that, you'll end up alone and bitter. So, have a care, and let innocence be innocent. <cite>Michael_Booth posted [p:971975650] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>I wish people didn't always think the worse. This is a sweet topic. The first casualty of being cynical is your own innocence, and you'll have to work hard to get it back. Not everything is a conspiracy, and if you think like that, you'll end up alone and bitter. So, have a care, and let innocence be innocent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 03/05/23 5:21:32 PM #18:	AmericaTheBrave posted... You're probably right. Im definitely right, especially if you are a man. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:971975704] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>AmericaTheBrave posted... </cite><quote>You're probably right.</quote>Im definitely right, especially if you are a man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gildedwings 03/05/23 5:28:06 PM #19:	Michael_Booth posted... I wish people didn't always think the worse. This is a sweet topic. The first casualty of being cynical is your own innocence, and you'll have to work hard to get it back. Not everything is a conspiracy, and if you think like that, you'll end up alone and bitter. So, have a care, and let innocence be innocent. Innocence isn't as funny. Imagine you see a big phallic object. If you're innocent that is all you see. If you're not, you see a big pp and that's hilarious. --- Hope is the last thing to die. <cite>gildedwings posted [p:971975798] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>Michael_Booth posted... </cite><quote>I wish people didn't always think the worse. This is a sweet topic. The first casualty of being cynical is your own innocence, and you'll have to work hard to get it back. Not everything is a conspiracy, and if you think like that, you'll end up alone and bitter. So, have a care, and let innocence be innocent.</quote>Innocence isn't as funny. Imagine you see a big phallic object. If you're innocent that is all you see. If you're not, you see a big pp and that's hilarious.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solution_45 03/05/23 5:28:21 PM #20:	Crimsoness posted... TC pays children to dance for him, noted <cite>Solution_45 posted [p:971975803] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>Crimsoness posted... </cite><quote>TC pays children to dance for him, noted</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MacadamianNut3 03/05/23 5:45:45 PM #22:	AmericaTheBrave posted... She randomly walked up to me and asked if I could watch her dance for $100 and I was like "fuck no" (obviously not worded like that) then she said "how about for one dollar" and I figured why not wat --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:971976120] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>AmericaTheBrave posted... </cite><quote>She randomly walked up to me and asked if I could watch her dance for $100 and I was like "fuck no" (obviously not worded like that) then she said "how about for one dollar" and I figured why not</quote>wat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gritty 03/05/23 5:45:59 PM #23:	Cop strolls by sees tc handing money to random kids at playground <cite>Gritty posted [p:971976123] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>Cop strolls bysees tc handing money to random kids at playground </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
COVxy 03/05/23 5:46:32 PM #24:	It's probably a red flag that a child is soliciting strangers to watch them dance for money. --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] <cite>COVxy posted [p:971976134] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>It's probably a red flag that a child is soliciting strangers to watch them dance for money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AmericaTheBrave 03/05/23 6:44:06 PM #25:	COVxy posted... It's probably a red flag that a child is soliciting strangers to watch them dance for money. You don't always have to assume the worst. Sometimes innocence is innocence. That said, it's a good idea to teach kids not to approach strangers. I hope I didn't reinforce a bad habit. --- https://imgur.com/h74Kc6W <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:971977247] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>COVxy posted... </cite><quote>It's probably a red flag that a child is soliciting strangers to watch them dance for money.</quote>You don't always have to assume the worst.Sometimes innocence is innocence.That said, it's a good idea to teach kids not to approach strangers.I hope I didn't reinforce a bad habit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 03/05/23 6:46:31 PM #26:	100 dollars? --- You're finally awake, welcome to the real world! <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:971977304] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>100 dollars? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
COVxy 03/05/23 6:48:12 PM #27:	AmericaTheBrave posted... You don't always have to assume the worst. I'm not, that's just a strange transaction for a kid to mimmick. Could be nothing, but certainly a flag to pay attention to. --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] <cite>COVxy posted [p:971977338] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>AmericaTheBrave posted... </cite><quote>You don't always have to assume the worst.</quote>I'm not, that's just a strange transaction for a kid to mimmick. Could be nothing, but certainly a flag to pay attention to.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 03/05/23 6:52:22 PM #28:	What the fuck is this topic? --- https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 - https://i.imgur.com/ZkQRDsR.png - https://i.imgur.com/2x2gtgP.jpg <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:971977421] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>What the fuck is this topic? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 03/05/23 6:58:06 PM #29:	What the absolute flying fuck --- There's resounding gongs and clanging bowls, there's cats to guide my soul 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:971977541] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>What the absolute flying fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Super_Slash 03/05/23 7:01:19 PM #30:	Why do people immediately think "pedo" any time children are mentioned? What was TC supposed to do, tell them to fuck off? Smh people. TC even said the kid approached him and asked for the dollar. <cite>Super_Slash posted [p:971977601] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>Why do people immediately think "pedo" any time children are mentioned? What was TC supposed to do, tell them to fuck off? Smh people. TC even said the kid approached him and asked for the dollar.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KainWind 03/05/23 7:01:24 PM #31:	Gritty posted... Cop strolls by sees tc handing money to random kids at playground Is it illegal? I'm confused by the responses of this topic. --- Momentai <cite>KainWind posted [p:971977603] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>Gritty posted... </cite><quote>Cop strolls bysees tc handing money to random kids at playground</quote>Is it illegal? I'm confused by the responses of this topic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AmericaTheBrave 03/05/23 7:03:08 PM #32:	Super_Slash posted... Why do people immediately think "pedo" any time children are mentioned? What was TC supposed to do, tell them to fuck off? Smh people. TC even said the kid approached him and asked for the dollar. Their brains are warped by alarmist media. It's sad. It's just a cute story that happened today. Jesus. --- https://imgur.com/h74Kc6W <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:971977632] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>Super_Slash posted... </cite><quote>Why do people immediately think "pedo" any time children are mentioned? What was TC supposed to do, tell them to fuck off? Smh people. TC even said the kid approached him and asked for the dollar.</quote>Their brains are warped by alarmist media. It's sad.It's just a cute story that happened today. Jesus.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 03/05/23 7:04:55 PM #33:	Yeah cute story, just stay away from my kids --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:971977663] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>Yeah cute story, just stay away from my kids </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 03/05/23 7:06:57 PM #34:	Gave a little girl a dollar today. She held it up to the sky and said "didn't know your mother invited the clam brigade" and left. --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:971977720] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>Gave a little girl a dollar today. She held it up to the sky and said "didn't know your mother invited the clam brigade" and left. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coolguyjimmy 03/05/23 7:08:05 PM #35:	Super_Slash posted... Why do people immediately think "pedo" any time children are mentioned? What was TC supposed to do, tell them to fuck off? Smh people. TC even said the kid approached him and asked for the dollar. *"if all you have* is a hammer, everything looks like a nail"** <cite>coolguyjimmy posted [p:971977742] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>Super_Slash posted... </cite><quote>Why do people immediately think "pedo" any time children are mentioned? What was TC supposed to do, tell them to fuck off? Smh people. TC even said the kid approached him and asked for the dollar.</quote>"if all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Super_Slash 03/05/23 7:09:39 PM #36:	AmericaTheBrave posted... Their brains are warped by alarmist media. It's sad. It's just a cute story that happened today. Jesus. Nah didn't you know you can't play with or entertain a kid that's not yours? Instant pedo, burn him at the stake <cite>Super_Slash posted [p:971977775] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>AmericaTheBrave posted... </cite><quote>Their brains are warped by alarmist media. It's sad.It's just a cute story that happened today. Jesus.</quote>Nah didn't you know you can't play with or entertain a kid that's not yours? Instant pedo, burn him at the stake</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmbraceOfDeath 03/05/23 7:10:18 PM #37:	Well it was about that time I noticed this girl was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic era. --- No more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise. Henceforth, he shall walk. <cite>EmbraceOfDeath posted [p:971977792] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>Well it was about that time I noticed this girl was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic era.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nurleschka 03/05/23 8:35:42 PM #38:	innocent story or not, it's still kinda weird next time just say you have no money <cite>nurleschka posted [p:971979726] in I gave a l... [t:80369619]...</cite> <quote>innocent story or not, it's still kinda weirdnext time just say you have no money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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