Poll of the Day > i finally tried that ranch ice cream

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it's bad

real bad

it smells...savory, not entirely unlike some off-brand generic "vegetable dip" which is just watery ranch dressing

and you try a little and it's...not unpleasant. you try another and that's when it kicks you in the taint. imagine taking that same vegetable dip garbage, and freezing it.

that's it, that's this.

but it gets worse, because it has an aftertaste that keeps going like it's competing with the goddamn energizer bunny, like the shepard tone of bullshit expired dollar general brand frozen vegetable dip flavor this fucking taste refuses to go away jesus christ

you finished the container, didn't you.

would you like to see the container

You were rightly punished for your hubris.

i really, really was

like i eat garbage, it's generally mediocre to mid, because i just wanna try stuff

this board knows the shit i've posted about

so when i say that this is bad?

ya'll should treat it as being irradiated

Imagine grabbing that instead of the vanilla at the store, and not realizing until you take a bite

idk man, you kind of have to make a conscious decision to even try and find it

I want to try it but I don't want to spend $5 on it. The Grey Poupon one was bad anyway.

probs pgood for dipping fries