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wolfy42 03/29/23 5:54:51 PM #1: |
Expendables 2 still rocks if only for the Chuck Norris Scene. Chuck Norris has a diary, it's called the Guinness book of world records. Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices, his vehicles run on fear. Ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories at the campfire. Chuck Norris wears sunglasses to protect the sun. The Dinosuars didn't die because of a meteor, they heard Chuck Norris was going to be born and decided to get out of the way. When Chuck Norris goes to a restaurant, the waiter tips him. --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CarefreeDude 03/30/23 12:13:03 PM #2: |
Chuck norris is a character in a video game that just came out, and I sort of want to play it but reviews say the game is bloody terrible and i can't bring myself to spend money on epic game store. --- Switch Code: SW-5421-8761-9807 IGN: Chris Pokemon Home Friend Code: XSNF-XRED-EWDK 3DS:5112-3770-6561 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wolfy42 03/30/23 12:18:54 PM #3: |
CarefreeDude posted... Chuck norris is a character in a video game that just came out, and I sort of want to play it but reviews say the game is bloody terrible and i can't bring myself to spend money on epic game store. When Chuck Norris is in a bad game it still gets voted best of the year. --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 03/30/23 8:30:35 PM #4: |
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his own dad did --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ParanoidObsessive 03/30/23 8:58:16 PM #5: |
I preferred when they were Bill Brasky facts. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wolfy42 03/30/23 9:37:02 PM #6: |
Chuck Norris farted once, they now call it the Big Bang. --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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potdnewb 03/30/23 9:41:10 PM #7: |
chuck norris has only urinated once the grand canyon and every ocean was formed ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 03/30/23 10:03:55 PM #8: |
Chuck Norris tossed a grenade and killed a dozen people. --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nade_Duck 03/30/23 10:54:26 PM #9: |
the jokes were old and annoying in 2006. --- http://i.imgur.com/ElACjJD.gifv "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 03/30/23 11:20:43 PM #10: |
Chuck Norris pisses Dr. Pepper and shits lightning bolts --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zareth 03/31/23 2:31:28 AM #11: |
Where is Mankirk's wife? --- What would Bligh do? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wolfy42 04/05/23 11:03:44 AM #12: |
When chuck norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital. Chuck Norris is why Waldo is hiding. Bruce Lee once credited Chuck Norris for teaching him everything he knows. --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wolfy42 04/05/23 1:13:38 PM #13: |
Chuck Norris never has to flush a toilet. He always scares the crap out of it. --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 04/05/23 4:00:41 PM #14: |
Chuck Norris injected himself with 3x the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer before filming every episode of Walker: Texas Ranger. This helped to reduce the number of on-set casualties. --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wolfy42 04/05/23 8:49:30 PM #15: |
Chuck Norris only ever burped once, that is the real cause of global warming. --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 04/05/23 9:26:12 PM #16: |
Chuck Norris' sweat is a key ingredient in most energy drinks --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wolfy42 04/06/23 5:39:17 AM #17: |
Metalsonic66 posted... Chuck Norris' sweat is a key ingredient in most energy drinks Ewww --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcasthma 04/06/23 7:41:22 AM #18: |
Nade_Duck posted... the jokes were old and annoying in 2006.Eeyup --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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El_Marsh 04/06/23 8:42:39 AM #19: |
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris --- http://i.imgur.com/0APl48O.gifv Chiefs win! Chiefs win! EAT IT, HATERS! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 04/06/23 2:31:03 PM #20: |
Chuck Norris doesn't "go hunting", because the word "hunt" implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris "goes killing". --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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agesboy 04/06/23 3:04:16 PM #21: |
they stopped being funny once i found out how obnoxiously conservative he was --- http://i.imgur.com/LabbRyN.jpg raytan and Kana are on opposite ends of the Awesome Spectrum. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArvTheGreat 04/06/23 3:53:33 PM #22: |
Chuck Norris once saved a building from a burning dog --- Things are about to get arvified ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArvTheGreat 04/06/23 3:54:01 PM #23: |
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack chuck norris won --- Things are about to get arvified ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 04/06/23 4:31:30 PM #24: |
Chuck Norris beat Battletoads --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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potdnewb 04/06/23 4:35:33 PM #25: |
glass doesn't cut chuck norris chuck norris cuts glass ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wolfy42 04/06/23 7:07:23 PM #26: |
Metalsonic66 posted... Chuck Norris beat Battletoads That was one of the games people had me finish for them when I was a kid, along with The Lion King and a few others. Even so, I'm sure Chuck Norris did it better. --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wolfy42 04/06/23 7:08:50 PM #27: |
Stop signs are just suggestions to Chuck Norris, cause nothing stops Chuck Norris. --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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