Poll of the Day > Which of these ways are you going to die?

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captpackrat
03/29/23 7:11:58 PM
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Which of these ways are you going to die?





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BADoglick
03/29/23 7:18:21 PM
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I've had deer run into my car a couple times so probably that

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VampireCoyote
03/29/23 7:23:54 PM
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all of them at the same time

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Metalsonic66
03/29/23 7:30:54 PM
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I wonder if Selfie Accidents includes those dudes climbing to the tops of buildings or towers

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rjsilverthorn
03/29/23 7:44:32 PM
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Given where I live deer seems the least improbable, probably followed by lightning.
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Pikazard1
03/29/23 8:10:29 PM
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by natural causes, hopefully. but almost died the week of my 20th birthday from Lymes disease

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Nade_Duck
03/29/23 8:15:18 PM
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i really like steak, so probably that.

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SKARDAVNELNATE
03/29/23 8:22:36 PM
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Probably lightning. I walk in storms far more often than I encounter deer.

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MorbidEngel
03/29/23 8:47:36 PM
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Of those, probably deer. There's a fair bit of them here and I see a lot of corpses on the sides of the roads at times.

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wolfy42
03/29/23 8:51:18 PM
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Honestly if you include heart releated incidents partially caused by eating too much beef over many years, many off us will likely die because of that.

Worth it though.

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fishy071
03/30/23 1:17:17 AM
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It will be none of those for me. I long accepted the reality that I will soon be wiped out by natural selection.

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PMarth2002
03/30/23 3:20:30 AM
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Given my history with cars, Deer is probably the most likely.

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Antbregante
03/30/23 4:13:13 AM
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Taking a selfie with a deer of course.
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Revelation34
03/30/23 4:26:52 AM
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Probably black widows since I have to clean out my garage one day.

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DarkMinun
03/30/23 7:58:43 AM
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I have a feeling that mosteople killed by "deer" were actually killed by driving drunk, excessive speeding and/or not wearing a seatbelt in an otherwise surviveable wreck.

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wwinterj25
03/30/23 12:55:52 PM
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From the list? Cow. I eat meat so that'll probably kill me somehow.

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rjsilverthorn
03/30/23 1:08:55 PM
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DarkMinun posted...
I have a feeling that mosteople killed by "deer" were actually killed by driving drunk, excessive speeding and/or not wearing a seatbelt in an otherwise surviveable wreck.

Given the number in that picture I assume that is people killed directly by deer and not deer related auto accidents.
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streamofthesky
03/30/23 2:05:09 PM
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DarkMinun posted... I have a feeling that mosteople killed by "deer" were actually killed by driving drunk, excessive speeding and/or not wearing a seatbelt in an otherwise surviveable wreck.

https://www.vwvortex.com/threads/hunter-s-thompson-on-driving.1945320/

From the May 2005 Playboy
"The only way to drive is at top speed, with a car full of whiskey. It takes commitment, especially with so many deer and elk around. Car lights paralyze deer. You've got to lean on the horn, brace on the wheel and stomp on the accelerator. When you hit the brakes the front of the car dips down-that will put the beast into your windshield. Now, the significant impact will still occur if you step on the gas, but you're not helpless. It's still destroy your grille and lights, but-unless it's a bull elk-it will kick the animal out of the way. Hitting the beast head-on will move it instead of popping it up onto the windshield.
It's the swerving that gets people killed.

An amusing take on the matter that I still remember...
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captpackrat
03/30/23 3:08:16 PM
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rjsilverthorn posted...
Given the number in that picture I assume that is people killed directly by deer
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/3/AAQwHjAAEVYF.jpg

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SKARDAVNELNATE
03/30/23 6:54:21 PM
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MorbidEngel posted...
Of those, probably deer. There's a fair bit of them here and I see a lot of corpses on the sides of the roads at times.
Given the context I can't tell if you mean corpses of deer, or corpses of things killed by the deer.

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PK_Spam
03/30/23 8:07:15 PM
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Not only will a deer jump right into a car going 60 mph and kill you, but catch one on the wrong day and it will also stomp the shit out of you

did you know that deer will also sometimes eat meat? Because they do.

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Zareth
03/31/23 2:20:22 AM
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That seems far too low for deer related accidents

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Sufferedphoneix
03/31/23 6:38:55 AM
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Lightning out of those. My grandad got struck my mom had it strike close enough to her it threw her... twice. Great grandmother had it come through a window and hit a pot she was peeling potatoes into. And ive had it hit close enough to know what the effects of a flashbang grenade is like. Lightning likes my family

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Sufferedphoneix
03/31/23 7:05:41 AM
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PK_Spam posted...
Not only will a deer jump right into a car going 60 mph and kill you, but catch one on the wrong day and it will also stomp the shit out of you

did you know that deer will also sometimes eat meat? Because they do.

I've seen a deer dive gave first into the side of a moving truck. Get up run face first into the glass front of a building. Get up again and ran off about 20 yards before finally collapsing. Some rednecks materialized looking like they where just about to go hunting and they slit its throat and dragged it off.

Only in the south...

Also my grandad told me of a dude he met at the bus station. Who had hit a deer but when he got out to move it out of the way it wasn't dead and he ended up having to fight it and kill it with his hands. Said dudes arms where tore the fuck up where he had been blocking its hooves

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Sufferedphoneix
03/31/23 7:08:23 AM
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DarkMinun posted...
I have a feeling that mosteople killed by "deer" were actually killed by driving drunk, excessive speeding and/or not wearing a seatbelt in an otherwise surviveable wreck.

Most drunk drivers recieve far fewer injuries than a sober person would have. The reason being is their reaction speed is slow so they don't tense up before impact like a sober person.

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Revelation34
04/01/23 11:03:12 AM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
Lightning out of those. My grandad got struck my mom had it strike close enough to her it threw her... twice. Great grandmother had it come through a window and hit a pot she was peeling potatoes into. And ive had it hit close enough to know what the effects of a flashbang grenade is like. Lightning likes my family


Did he survive? Also I need more details about the pot story.

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GGuirao13
04/02/23 4:32:07 AM
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Among those, I'd choose a lightning strike. It should be quick and relatively painless.

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Tora_Sami
04/02/23 7:01:04 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
all of them at the same time

So while taking a selfie by some cows, your flash startles them knocking you over and as your getting up a deer runs by from the cows being startled and impales you, as you get off of the deer you land in a black widow near and as they btes you causing you much pain and suffering a lightning bolt strikes you setting you a blaze as you die in painful agony.

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PMarth2002
04/02/23 7:41:20 AM
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Zareth posted...
That seems far too low for deer related accidents

That's the number of fatalities. If the numbers I'm seeing on google are correct, the number of annual collisions with a deer is more like 60,000.

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LinkPizza
04/02/23 7:50:08 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
That's the number of fatalities. If the numbers I'm seeing on google are correct, the number of annual collisions with a deer is more like 60,000.

This make sense. For example, I know at least three different accidents surround deer in just my family. And more around friends But they still survived

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