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Goderator
05/21/24 9:19:04 PM
#1:


  1. Obtain a random disease every 24 hours(they stack)
  2. You are randomly transported literally anywhere on earth. Vertically does not matter(can be sent 2000 feet in the air, underwater in the middle of the ocean, encased in the crust of the earth, etc)
  3. You are trapped in a tight tunnel inside of a random cave that's slowly filling up with water and a serial killer has welded the only entrance shut
  4. You are required to eat/force-fed 30k calories worth of Taco Bell each day. You lose the ability to vomit
  5. You lose your appendix, tonsils, adenoids, gallbladder, uterus, testicles, spleen, stomach, nose, all of your hair, half of your liver, 1 kidney, 1 lung, 1 eye, 1 arm, 1 leg, and both ears.
  6. A worldwide 1 billion USD bounty is placed on your head to be captured dead
  7. You immediately lose all 5 of your senses


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Xatrion
05/21/24 9:20:29 PM
#2:


Went with 5. Wow. That's alright though, I'm not using......most of those.

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Ratchetrockon
05/21/24 9:20:37 PM
#3:


4

I'm dead

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ArkhamOrigins
05/21/24 9:20:45 PM
#4:


6

....I feel like this was best possible outcome

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Realforce
05/21/24 9:20:49 PM
#5:


6, gonna John Wick my way out

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furb
05/21/24 9:21:55 PM
#6:


threes get degrees

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Charged151
05/21/24 9:22:34 PM
#7:


7

Worse than dying

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Hambo
05/21/24 9:23:51 PM
#8:


Who hurt you

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kelemvor
05/21/24 9:24:43 PM
#9:


ArkhamOrigins posted...
6

....I feel like this was best possible outcome

I picked 1. I think this was the best option. My immune system would be stronger than anyone else in the planet within a few weeks.
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Vicious_Dios
05/21/24 9:32:40 PM
#11:


I pressed them all at the same time. Bring it on, I don't give a fuck.

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action52
05/21/24 9:36:31 PM
#12:


Charged151 posted...
7

Worse than dying
Well at least it won't take long for us to die

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Metal_Gear_Raxis
05/21/24 9:39:06 PM
#13:


What's the point of choosing, all 7 are just different ways to say "the rest of your life becomes horrible and very very brief".

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OriginalPlain2
05/21/24 9:40:07 PM
#14:


2

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bigtiggie23
05/21/24 9:40:10 PM
#15:


As a claustrophobic I really regret picking #3.

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gatorsPENSbucs
05/21/24 9:40:57 PM
#16:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Yup, somehow

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008Zulu
05/21/24 9:44:52 PM
#17:


Chose #5. I wonder how I would look being completely bald on one side of my body.

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FolkenRawr
05/21/24 9:51:00 PM
#18:


30k Cal/day sounds miserable. Like, I'm obviously going to die. But also obviously going to die in awful discomfort.

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Goderator
05/21/24 9:59:50 PM
#19:


Metal_Gear_Raxis posted...
What's the point of choosing, all 7 are just different ways to say "the rest of your life becomes horrible and very very brief".
See, part of the fun is that is the risk you were willing to take before entering
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Turducken
05/21/24 10:07:11 PM
#20:


6 works. I'll give my family the gun and let them kill me before anyone else has a chance to collect.

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atom27
05/22/24 12:21:01 AM
#21:


bigtiggie23 posted...
As a claustrophobic I really regret picking #3.

I also chose 3 and that would be the worst way to go. I get anxiety in the shower sometimes when water covers my mouth and nose while rinsing my hair.

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Shotgunnova
05/22/24 12:21:32 AM
#22:


Always bet on 5.

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CellBlock7
05/22/24 12:24:52 AM
#23:


I chose #4. Looks like Im going to have to go all in on being a power lifter to offset, in even the tiniest fashion, my new 30,000 calorie a day diet.

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Killmonger
05/22/24 12:28:35 AM
#24:


2. Im probably dead.

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Guide
05/22/24 12:30:11 AM
#25:


Wish I had picked 2. The only one with potential for a positive outcome. And if not, at least death would be quick.

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LonelyStoner
05/22/24 12:30:38 AM
#26:


Could I have a gun?

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FL81
05/22/24 1:34:55 AM
#27:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I can finally become The World's Fattest Man

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SkittyOnWailord
05/22/24 1:37:53 AM
#28:


I picked 2. I guess I have a chance of surviving.

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