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Poll of the Day > Which of these military branches would you join if you were drafted

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Damn_Underscore
08/15/24 8:51:34 PM
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I included those 3 because I think pretty much every country with a military has those in some form.

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PMarth2002
08/15/24 9:04:21 PM
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The US must be desperate for soldiers if I'm being drafted.

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ParanoidObsessive
08/15/24 9:11:53 PM
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None, because I'm 47. Any country that would attempt to draft me would be so far beyond utterly fucked they'd never be able to enforce it.

Even when I was young enough I'd have 100% dodged. My father who'd fought in Vietnam swore he'd never let the military have me.

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Accrovideogames
08/15/24 10:55:32 PM
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They wouldn't take me even if I volunteered. I'm disabled. Even if they were depraved enough to force me, I'd be too much of a liability to fellow soldiers. Absolutely no one with an ounce of sanity would want me on the battlefield. Even if I stayed at the base doing chores, I'd still be a liability. They'd be saving a ton of money and resources by not drafting me.

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TwentyBatmans
08/16/24 12:01:23 AM
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Squirtle Squad

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Muscles
08/16/24 12:10:02 AM
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I'm too old for that, thankfully, but I would choose the chair force if it really came down to it

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Lokarin
08/16/24 2:04:39 AM
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I like that there's lots of pacifist jobs available in the Navy... there's no moral objection to simply helping loading a torpedo

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TheSlinja
08/16/24 6:33:44 AM
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Lokarin posted...
I like that there's lots of pacifist jobs available in the Navy... there's no moral objection to simply helping loading a torpedo
there is plenty to morally object to in loading a torpedo LOL

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captpackrat
08/16/24 6:56:06 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9d4f5dc6.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d28222a9.jpg

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captpackrat
08/16/24 7:02:45 AM
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The United States has eight uniformed services: Army, Marine Corps, Navy, Air Force, Space Force, Coast Guard, US Public Health Service Commissioned Corps, and NOAA Commissioned Corps.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/50517abd.jpg

The NOAA Corps actually predates the Air Force; it was originally established as the US Coast and Geodetic Survey Corps in 1917. The USPHS Corps was formed even earlier, in 1889, and is headed by the Surgeon General (who, despite the name, actually holds the rank of rear admiral or vice admiral).

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hockey7318
08/16/24 7:09:48 AM
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Space Force or Coast Guard because none of those nerds are getting shot.
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rexcrk
08/16/24 7:39:44 AM
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Can I get one of those jobs like helping with the medical staff or filing paperwork? I wouldnt mind doing that.

Putting me on the front lines though? That would be a disaster

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shadowsword87
08/16/24 8:24:44 AM
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Probably chair force.
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HValle
08/16/24 8:42:33 AM
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Other: none

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ParanoidObsessive
08/16/24 9:09:30 AM
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shadowsword87 posted...
Probably chair force.

Nah, better option:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atari_Force

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Lokarin
08/16/24 10:00:39 AM
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TheSlinja posted...
there is plenty to morally object to in loading a torpedo LOL

Same deal for an artillery loader; I could maintain pacifism

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SinisterSlay
08/16/24 10:44:34 AM
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I wouldn't make it very long without a pharmacy. So I wouldn't then get through basic training with any of them.

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ParanoidObsessive
08/16/24 1:02:57 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Same deal for an artillery loader; I could maintain pacifism

You're still actively helping to kill people in that scenario. That would be technical pacifism at best, or cowardice or laziness if your motives are just to avoid actual combat.

True pacifist roles tend to be stuff like field medic, logistical support, or admin - but even those bump up against the fact that you're still technically helping other people to kill people.

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Hejiru
08/16/24 1:10:30 PM
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HValle posted...
Other: none


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Lokarin
08/16/24 2:36:59 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
You're still actively helping to kill people in that scenario. That would be technical pacifism at best, or cowardice or laziness if your motives are just to avoid actual combat.

True pacifist roles tend to be stuff like field medic, logistical support, or admin - but even those bump up against the fact that you're still technically helping other people to kill people.

Medic, spotter, minesweeper, whatever is good

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Whargarble
08/16/24 6:26:14 PM
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Any force that wants to draft my old fat ass is bound to lose due to poor judgement, so I'd defect.

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Zareth
08/16/24 6:41:58 PM
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The US military doesn't want autistic people so I'm good

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Cacciato
08/17/24 12:35:14 AM
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Zareth posted...
The US military doesn't want autistic people so I'm good
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nesspoojeff
08/17/24 12:48:08 AM
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Other: The Goon Squad

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TheFalseDeity
08/17/24 1:41:10 AM
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Air force sounds like the best of the 3. In reality i would attempt to dodge and take jail over joining though.

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ParanoidObsessive
08/17/24 10:22:34 AM
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Cacciato posted...
You would be very surprised, my man

Autistic people would probably be very good at operating remote-controlled drones or similar tech.

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teddy241
08/17/24 11:21:50 AM
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AltOmega2
08/17/24 3:06:03 PM
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ChAir Force

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Sufferedphoenix
08/17/24 3:41:02 PM
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Air force. Not only was granddad in it. They call it the chair force for a reason.

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Roachmeat
08/17/24 7:37:56 PM
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'Air Force'

When I was younger, I'd always say Air force, but today I'd say either that or coast guard.
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