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burns112233 08/29/24 4:01:23 PM #1:	So many Billionaires in this world, but no superheroes? <cite>burns112233 posted [p:981914217] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>So many Billionaires in this world, but no superheroes?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 08/29/24 4:03:51 PM #2:	Because billionaires are shitty people. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:981914267] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Because billionaires are shitty people.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mechu 08/29/24 4:04:34 PM #3:	They'd be dead or imprisoned within a week. Probably a day tbh. --- don't care <cite>Mechu posted [p:981914278] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>They'd be dead or imprisoned within a week. Probably a day tbh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeggetaX 08/29/24 4:05:14 PM #4:	Because Batman isn't realistic as much as people want to believe how grounded or relatable he is. The concept of Superman is more believe than Batman. --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>VeggetaX posted [p:981914288] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Because Batman isn't realistic as much as people want to believe how grounded or relatable he is. The concept of Superman is more believe than Batman.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CellBlock7 08/29/24 4:05:21 PM #5:	If there were a real Batman itd be more likely it was a regular guy going after Billionaires. --- A Medicore Time with Tom & Dan BDM 4 Life <cite>CellBlock7 posted [p:981914291] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>If there were a real Batman itd be more likely it was a regular guy going after Billionaires.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 08/29/24 4:05:35 PM #6:	DrizztLink posted... Because billionaires are shitty people. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:981914293] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite><quote>Because billionaires are shitty people.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 08/29/24 4:06:23 PM #7:	We don't have a real life Batman because Batman makes very little sense and is impossible to replicate irl. Realtalk, have they stopped pretending like Batman is anything short of superhuman? --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:981914314] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>We don't have a real life Batman because Batman makes very little sense and is impossible to replicate irl.Realtalk, have they stopped pretending like Batman is anything short of superhuman?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Verdekal 08/29/24 4:06:45 PM #8:	Batman is a broken man. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! <cite>Verdekal posted [p:981914324] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Batman is a broken man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceMos 08/29/24 4:07:26 PM #9:	VeggetaX posted... Because Batman isn't realistic as much as people want to believe how grounded or relatable he is. The concept of Superman is more believe able than Batman. seriously this even if we ignore the fact a billionair would never help anyone its just not feasible how many things he is an expert at --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.does her janpuu dance <cite>AceMos posted [p:981914331] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>VeggetaX posted... </cite><quote>Because Batman isn't realistic as much as people want to believe how grounded or relatable he is. The concept of Superman is more believe able than Batman.</quote>seriously this even if we ignore the fact a billionair would never help anyoneits just not feasible how many things he is an expert at</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kurt_Russel 08/29/24 4:08:10 PM #10:	Hes so good nobody sees him --- You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed? <cite>Kurt_Russel posted [p:981914343] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Hes so goodnobody sees him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueBoy675 08/29/24 4:09:13 PM #11:	Look up Phoenix Jones --- Hope rides alone <cite>BlueBoy675 posted [p:981914366] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Look up Phoenix Jones </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 08/29/24 4:09:47 PM #12:	BlueBoy675 posted... Look up Phoenix Jones Didn't he get arrested for dealing? --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:981914372] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>BlueBoy675 posted... </cite><quote>Look up Phoenix Jones</quote>Didn't he get arrested for dealing?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSj4Wingzero 08/29/24 4:10:09 PM #13:	burns112233 posted... So many Billionaires in this world, but no superheroes? Well, most billionaires are not people like Bruce Wayne. They're more like Donald Trump. --- Not changing this sig until the Knicks win the NBA Championship! Started 4/23/2010! <cite>SSj4Wingzero posted [p:981914381] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>burns112233 posted... </cite><quote>So many Billionaires in this world, but no superheroes?</quote>Well, most billionaires are not people like Bruce Wayne. They're more like Donald Trump.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scarecrow17 08/29/24 4:10:38 PM #14:	We had Phoenix Jones. He even created his own Justice League. Unfortunately, you either die a hero or life long enough to see yourself become the villain. --- His foundation lie in the holy mountain. Selah. <cite>Scarecrow17 posted [p:981914387] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>We had Phoenix Jones. He even created his own Justice League. Unfortunately, you either die a hero or life long enough to see yourself become the villain. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kurt_Russel 08/29/24 4:11:32 PM #15:	BlueBoy675 posted... Look up Phoenix Jones Hes no Batman. Batman wouldnt have been arrested multiple times. --- You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed? <cite>Kurt_Russel posted [p:981914398] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>BlueBoy675 posted... </cite><quote>Look up Phoenix Jones</quote>Hes no Batman.Batman wouldnt have been arrested multiple times.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 08/29/24 4:11:33 PM #16:	Like he is absolutely 100% metahuman, it's just he has to do a bunch of weird shit to maintain his minmaxing build. Micronaps, tree bark juice, whatever. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:981914399] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Like he is absolutely 100% metahuman, it's just he has to do a bunch of weird shit to maintain his minmaxing build. Micronaps, tree bark juice, whatever.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 08/29/24 4:12:04 PM #17:	Elon strikes me as someone who would genuinely try to be an edgy vigilante, and it would have the most hilarious results. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:981914405] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Elon strikes me as someone who would genuinely try to be an edgy vigilante, and it would have the most hilarious results.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/29/24 4:12:41 PM #18:	VeggetaX posted... Because Batman isn't realistic as much as people want to believe how grounded or relatable he is. The concept of Superman is more believe able than Batman. Superman is not only a walking 2nd law of thermodynamics violation, the fact that he's also basically a boy scout is just as unbelievable. Superman was originally envisioned as a simple solution to complex problems and that's exactly what he is. Batman, despite some of the nonsense and physics defying gadgets he uses, is still much more realistic. Anyone can get a police scanner, a dumb costume, and go beat up criminals just like Batman. The only unrealistic part is that since comic books aren't real life, anyone who actually tries to do this will probably die or be arrested in less than a month. Police scanners might not work anymore either IDK if they still use their old radio technology. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:981914415] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>VeggetaX posted... </cite><quote>Because Batman isn't realistic as much as people want to believe how grounded or relatable he is. The concept of Superman is more believe able than Batman.</quote>Superman is not only a walking 2nd law of thermodynamics violation, the fact that he's also basically a boy scout is just as unbelievable. Superman was originally envisioned as a simple solution to complex problems and that's exactly what he is. Batman, despite some of the nonsense and physics defying gadgets he uses, is still much more realistic. Anyone can get a police scanner, a dumb costume, and go beat up criminals just like Batman. The only unrealistic part is that since comic books aren't real life, anyone who actually tries to do this will probably die or be arrested in less than a month. Police scanners might not work anymore either IDK if they still use their old radio technology.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceMos 08/29/24 4:14:13 PM #19:	Tyranthraxus posted... Superman was originally envisioned as a simple solution to complex problems and that's exactly what he is. WRONG you just admitted you have never read the early superman comics and the fact the idea of some one using power to help others is impossible for you to grasp shows your own moral failings --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.does her janpuu dance <cite>AceMos posted [p:981914429] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>Superman was originally envisioned as a simple solution to complex problems and that's exactly what he is.</quote>WRONGyou just admitted you have never read the early superman comicsand the fact the idea of some one using power to help others is impossible for you to grasp shows your own moral failings </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpawnShadow 08/29/24 4:15:51 PM #21:	Because billionaires have ways to satisfy their pathological need for stimulation that don't involve putting themselves at severe risk of being harmed, mangled, and/or killed all night every night. Screwing average Joes, Janes, and Jaes over financially for minimal but immediate profit to grow their bank accounts generally scratches that itch without them having to leave the safety and comfort of their highly-secured penthouses and corporate HQs. --- I don't want to live on this planet anymore. <cite>SpawnShadow posted [p:981914455] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Because billionaires have ways to satisfy their pathological need for stimulation that don't involve putting themselves at severe risk of being harmed, mangled, and/or killed all night every night. Screwing average Joes, Janes, and Jaes over financially for minimal but immediate profit to grow their bank accounts generally scratches that itch without them having to leave the safety and comfort of their highly-secured penthouses and corporate HQs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 08/29/24 4:16:13 PM #22:	Hayame_Zero posted... Elon strikes me as someone who would genuinely try to be an edgy vigilante, and it would have the most hilarious results. Elon thinks he's iron man not batman --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:981914464] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Hayame_Zero posted... </cite><quote>Elon strikes me as someone who would genuinely try to be an edgy vigilante, and it would have the most hilarious results.</quote>Elon thinks he's iron man not batman</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/29/24 4:16:56 PM #23:	Hayame_Zero posted... Elon strikes me as someone who would genuinely try to be an edgy vigilante, and it would have the most hilarious results. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0103f13d.jpg --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:981914473] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Hayame_Zero posted... </cite><quote>Elon strikes me as someone who would genuinely try to be an edgy vigilante, and it would have the most hilarious results.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0103f13d.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 08/29/24 4:20:36 PM #24:	Because in real life that Batman suit wouldn't be some magic 100% bullet proof fabric. So yeah, dead. --- Steam/Xbox/PSN = NoxObscuras <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:981914525] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Because in real life that Batman suit wouldn't be some magic 100% bullet proof fabric. So yeah, dead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thanatos_the_Great 08/29/24 4:25:01 PM #25:	Tyranthraxus posted... Superman is not only a walking 2nd law of thermodynamics violation, the fact that he's also basically a boy scout is just as unbelievable. This is true. And yet he's still more plausible than Batman. --- Re-open board 261. <cite>Thanatos_the_Great posted [p:981914570] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>Superman is not only a walking 2nd law of thermodynamics violation, the fact that he's also basically a boy scout is just as unbelievable.</quote>This is true. And yet he's still more plausible than Batman.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prototypic 08/29/24 4:25:31 PM #26:	Despite part of his gimmick being that he's just a "regular human", he absolutely is not, no real human could do what he does, physically or intellectually, and anyone who tried would end up getting killed or arrested pretty quickly. --- Thus I became a madman. <cite>Prototypic posted [p:981914577] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Despite part of his gimmick being that he's just a "regular human", he absolutely is not, no real human could do what he does, physically or intellectually, and anyone who tried would end up getting killed or arrested pretty quickly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikachuchupika 08/29/24 4:28:00 PM #27:	Even the best martial artist in the world cannot fight more than 3 grown adults at once. Numbers will always win. The only way to win against numbers is to have a shock or flame suit or something. Or maybe a gun lol. <cite>Pikachuchupika posted [p:981914610] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Even the best martial artist in the world cannot fight more than 3 grown adults at once. Numbers will always win. The only way to win against numbers is to have a shock or flame suit or something. Or maybe a gun lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 08/29/24 4:28:44 PM #28:	I'd rather have an irl Punisher. --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:981914621] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>I'd rather have an irl Punisher.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaitouace 08/29/24 4:29:14 PM #29:	Tyranthraxus posted... Batman, despite some of the nonsense and physics defying gadgets he uses, is still much more realistic. Anyone can get a police scanner, a dumb costume, and go beat up criminals just like Batman. Let me tell you about the time Batman managed to fall from space and walk it off. --- "They will never let a Black man be Captain America. And even if they did, no self-respecting Black man would ever wanna be." - Isaiah Bradley <cite>Kaitouace posted [p:981914628] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>Batman, despite some of the nonsense and physics defying gadgets he uses, is still much more realistic. Anyone can get a police scanner, a dumb costume, and go beat up criminals just like Batman.</quote>Let me tell you about the time Batman managed to fall from space and walk it off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceMos 08/29/24 4:30:21 PM #30:	Kaitouace posted... Let me tell you about the time Batman managed to fall from space and walk it off. when was this one --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.does her janpuu dance <cite>AceMos posted [p:981914645] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Kaitouace posted... </cite><quote>Let me tell you about the time Batman managed to fall from space and walk it off.</quote>when was this one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vycebrand2 08/29/24 4:31:31 PM #31:	AceMos posted... WRONG you just admitted you have never read the early superman comics and the fact the idea of some one using power to help others is impossible for you to grasp shows your own moral failings This. I debate Christians constantly on this. Natural morals vs learned morals. It's because #1 he's naturally a good person. #2 raised right. #3 he only uses his powers for good. --- I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me- <cite>vycebrand2 posted [p:981914661] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>AceMos posted... </cite><quote>WRONGyou just admitted you have never read the early superman comicsand the fact the idea of some one using power to help others is impossible for you to grasp shows your own moral failings</quote>This. I debate Christians constantly on this. Natural morals vs learned morals. It's because #1 he's naturally a good person. #2 raised right. #3 he only uses his powers for good.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kurt_Russel 08/29/24 4:31:39 PM #32:	Pikachuchupika posted... Even the best martial artist in the world cannot fight more than 3 grown adults at once. Numbers will always win. The only way to win against numbers is to have a shock or flame suit or something. Or maybe a gun lol. Not true --- You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed? <cite>Kurt_Russel posted [p:981914664] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Pikachuchupika posted... </cite><quote>Even the best martial artist in the world cannot fight more than 3 grown adults at once. Numbers will always win. The only way to win against numbers is to have a shock or flame suit or something. Or maybe a gun lol.</quote>Not true</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaitouace 08/29/24 4:33:24 PM #33:	AceMos posted... when was this one https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/102ckhz/zdarskys_batman_can_survive_falling_from_space_to/ It caused a bit of a hoopla when it happened. No matter what anyone says, even in the realm of comics, this will always be bullshit to me IMO. --- "They will never let a Black man be Captain America. And even if they did, no self-respecting Black man would ever wanna be." - Isaiah Bradley <cite>Kaitouace posted [p:981914678] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>AceMos posted... </cite><quote>when was this one</quote>https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/102ckhz/zdarskys_batman_can_survive_falling_from_space_to/It caused a bit of a hoopla when it happened. No matter what anyone says, even in the realm of comics, this will always be bullshit to me IMO.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikachuchupika 08/29/24 4:35:49 PM #34:	Kurt_Russel posted... Not true Explain. Batman's always fighting 10 dudes at once. No one can do that in real life. Especially if the other dudes have melee weapons. <cite>Pikachuchupika posted [p:981914705] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Kurt_Russel posted... </cite><quote>Not true</quote>Explain. Batman's always fighting 10 dudes at once. No one can do that in real life. Especially if the other dudes have melee weapons. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceMos 08/29/24 4:36:18 PM #35:	Kaitouace posted... https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/102ckhz/zdarskys_batman_can_survive_falling_from_space_to/ It caused a bit of a hoopla when it happened. No matter what anyone says, even in the realm of comics, this will always be bullshit to me IMO. oh god i remember this now i had blocked it out as its so stupid --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.does her janpuu dance <cite>AceMos posted [p:981914713] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Kaitouace posted... </cite><quote>https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/102ckhz/zdarskys_batman_can_survive_falling_from_space_to/It caused a bit of a hoopla when it happened. No matter what anyone says, even in the realm of comics, this will always be bullshit to me IMO.</quote>oh god i remember this now i had blocked it out as its so stupid</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/29/24 4:36:43 PM #36:	Kaitouace posted... Let me tell you about the time Batman managed to fall from space and walk it off. Technically possible people have survived terminal velocity falls before. The stuff Batman does that is impossible is like, he's got hand held retractable grappling hooks that he can use to ascend a skyscraper in seconds and also he's strong enough to do shit like this: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/16a2a0d7.jpg --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:981914721] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Kaitouace posted... </cite><quote>Let me tell you about the time Batman managed to fall from space and walk it off.</quote>Technically possible people have survived terminal velocity falls before.The stuff Batman does that is impossible is like, he's got hand held retractable grappling hooks that he can use to ascend a skyscraper in seconds and also he's strong enough to do shit like this: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/16a2a0d7.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaitouace 08/29/24 4:38:45 PM #37:	AceMos posted... oh god i remember this now i had blocked it out as its so stupid And don't forget that while doing all that math in his head to make sure he didn't burn to a crisp or hit the ground and shatter into pieces, he managed to land on Earth right next to the Fortress of Solitude because of course he did. --- "They will never let a Black man be Captain America. And even if they did, no self-respecting Black man would ever wanna be." - Isaiah Bradley <cite>Kaitouace posted [p:981914740] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>AceMos posted... </cite><quote>oh god i remember this now i had blocked it out as its so stupid</quote>And don't forget that while doing all that math in his head to make sure he didn't burn to a crisp or hit the ground and shatter into pieces, he managed to land on Earth right next to the Fortress of Solitude because of course he did.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 08/29/24 4:39:25 PM #38:	Pikachuchupika posted... Even the best martial artist in the world cannot fight more than 3 grown adults at once. I get what you mean, but without some standards set for those grown adults, the question of fitness is raised. Any fit guy with some martial arts experience will absolutely destroy three neckbeards, with the scoliosis and atrophied forearms. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:981914745] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Pikachuchupika posted... </cite><quote>Even the best martial artist in the world cannot fight more than 3 grown adults at once.</quote>I get what you mean, but without some standards set for those grown adults, the question of fitness is raised. Any fit guy with some martial arts experience will absolutely destroy three neckbeards, with the scoliosis and atrophied forearms.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueBoy675 08/29/24 4:42:55 PM #39:	Kaitouace posted... https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/102ckhz/zdarskys_batman_can_survive_falling_from_space_to/ It caused a bit of a hoopla when it happened. No matter what anyone says, even in the realm of comics, this will always be bullshit to me IMO. Gotta love how he slaps his trunks with their musky ball scent right on his face lmao --- Hope rides alone <cite>BlueBoy675 posted [p:981914783] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Kaitouace posted... </cite><quote>https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/102ckhz/zdarskys_batman_can_survive_falling_from_space_to/It caused a bit of a hoopla when it happened. No matter what anyone says, even in the realm of comics, this will always be bullshit to me IMO.</quote>Gotta love how he slaps his trunks with their musky ball scent right on his face lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mussurana 08/29/24 4:59:03 PM #40:	Hate to be Debbie Downer, but if a billionaire was really serious about tackling crime, their money would go into social and employment problems. Oddly enough spending millions to build BatJets to shoot street thugs wouldn't be terribly cost effective, or effective at all tbh. Accept it's a fun comic book and move on lads. --- Pawn Inzoliah, level 100s Thief and Straightforward Logistician PSN Mussurana, Pawn ID 5FLZUEJSOD0C <cite>Mussurana posted [p:981915002] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Hate to be Debbie Downer, but if a billionaire was really serious about tackling crime, their money would go into social and employment problems.Oddly enough spending millions to build BatJets to shoot street thugs wouldn't be terribly cost effective, or effective at all tbh.Accept it's a fun comic book and move on lads.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 08/29/24 5:05:23 PM #41:	Mussurana posted... Hate to be Debbie Downer, but if a billionaire was really serious about tackling crime, their money would go into social and employment problems. Oddly enough spending millions to build BatJets to shoot street thugs wouldn't be terribly cost effective, or effective at all tbh. Accept it's a fun comic book and move on lads. https://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2305 --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:981915084] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Mussurana posted... </cite><quote>Hate to be Debbie Downer, but if a billionaire was really serious about tackling crime, their money would go into social and employment problems.Oddly enough spending millions to build BatJets to shoot street thugs wouldn't be terribly cost effective, or effective at all tbh.Accept it's a fun comic book and move on lads.</quote>https://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2305</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
burns112233 08/31/24 8:58:08 PM #42:	Mussurana posted... Hate to be Debbie Downer, but if a billionaire was really serious about tackling crime, their money would go into social and employment problems. Oddly enough spending millions to build BatJets to shoot street thugs wouldn't be terribly cost effective, or effective at all tbh. Accept it's a fun comic book and move on lads. <cite>burns112233 posted [p:981943435] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Mussurana posted... </cite><quote>Hate to be Debbie Downer, but if a billionaire was really serious about tackling crime, their money would go into social and employment problems.Oddly enough spending millions to build BatJets to shoot street thugs wouldn't be terribly cost effective, or effective at all tbh.Accept it's a fun comic book and move on lads.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 08/31/24 9:10:11 PM #43:	Pikachuchupika posted... Even the best martial artist in the world cannot fight more than 3 grown adults at once. Numbers will always win. The only way to win against numbers is to have a shock or flame suit or something. Or maybe a gun lol. Not true. Ive fought four or five grown adults on more than one occasion. Granted, they were all pretty useless, but its very much possible for somebody who knows what theyre doing to fight several people who dont. Now, could the worlds best martial artist take on 4 other decent fighters at the same time? Probably not, no. <cite>Glob posted [p:981943564] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Pikachuchupika posted... </cite><quote>Even the best martial artist in the world cannot fight more than 3 grown adults at once. Numbers will always win. The only way to win against numbers is to have a shock or flame suit or something. Or maybe a gun lol.</quote>Not true. Ive fought four or five grown adults on more than one occasion. Granted, they were all pretty useless, but its very much possible for somebody who knows what theyre doing to fight several people who dont.Now, could the worlds best martial artist take on 4 other decent fighters at the same time? Probably not, no.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfDevsman 08/31/24 9:23:37 PM #44:	https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_real-life_superheroes --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>ReturnOfDevsman posted [p:981943679] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_real-life_superheroes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nukazie 08/31/24 9:30:22 PM #46:	no one man could have all those plot armor --- We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:981943750] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>no one man could have all those plot armor</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thanatos_the_Great 08/31/24 9:44:46 PM #47:	You've all read Watchmen or seen the film, right? Alan Moore conceived the character of Rorschach as being what a Batman-like character who actually existed in the real world would be like. Rorschach is, to put mildly, not a good person - he's self-righteous, antisocial, hypocritical, violent, sadistic, bigoted, extremely right-wing and an ineffective crime-fighter. Now imagine Rorschach with billions of dollars. --- Re-open board 261. <cite>Thanatos_the_Great posted [p:981943877] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>You've all read Watchmen or seen the film, right? Alan Moore conceived the character of Rorschach as being what a Batman-like character who actually existed in the real world would be like. Rorschach is, to put mildly, not a good person - he's self-righteous, antisocial, hypocritical, violent, sadistic, bigoted, extremely right-wing and an ineffective crime-fighter.Now imagine Rorschach with billions of dollars.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 08/31/24 9:47:06 PM #48:	We had one, he died on the highway when his batcar broke down and asking for help from a passing by driver, and that driver crash on him. --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:981943897] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>We had one, he died on the highway when his batcar broke down and asking for help from a passing by driver, and that driver crash on him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikachuchupika 08/31/24 11:18:40 PM #49:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight. <cite>Pikachuchupika posted [p:981944753] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 08/31/24 11:24:58 PM #50:	Real life Punisher is more likely than Batman. Batman is cool but he wouldn't work in real life <cite>Zikten posted [p:981944814] in Why don't ... [t:80837172]...</cite> <quote>Real life Punisher is more likely than Batman. Batman is cool but he wouldn't work in real life</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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