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eggcorn
11/01/24 11:13:03 PM
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So we can poop on the go? Or at least upright.

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McMarbles
11/01/24 11:13:36 PM
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That sounds unsanitary.

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Turbam
11/01/24 11:13:51 PM
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Colostomy

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ProfessorKukui
11/01/24 11:15:52 PM
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A questionable Star Trek episode

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BlackScythe0
11/01/24 11:16:06 PM
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wtf
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Spurner
11/01/24 11:17:42 PM
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I want to say no horny, but theres nothing horny about this topic.
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RasterGraphic
11/01/24 11:19:08 PM
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I would make a reference to the Drawn Together Movie, but nobody deserves to be subjected to that.

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Rika_Furude
11/01/24 11:20:39 PM
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would be a weakness when fighting off predators
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Mistere_Man
11/01/24 11:21:46 PM
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eggcorn posted...
So we can poop on the go? Or at least upright.

Look up the Poop Tube from Cinco.

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RasterGraphic
11/01/24 11:22:40 PM
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Rika_Furude posted...
would be a weakness when fighting off predators

Why? You could use it as a whip.

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Aristoph
11/01/24 11:27:07 PM
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RasterGraphic posted...
Why? You could use it as a whip.

I mean, we've already got one of those and it's very inadvisable to use as a weapon.

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viewmaster_pi
11/01/24 11:27:36 PM
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horny posting is not allowed

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RasterGraphic
11/01/24 11:30:05 PM
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Aristoph posted...
I mean, we've already got one of those and it's very inadvisable to use as a weapon.

I wonder how John Dillermand would fight a predator.

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CanardElastique
11/01/24 11:32:22 PM
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Mistere_Man posted...
Look up the Poop Tube from Cinco.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3de155c6.jpg

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Villain_S_Fiend
11/01/24 11:32:51 PM
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What survival advantage would outie pooper people have over innie pooper people?

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eggcorn
11/01/24 11:36:13 PM
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RasterGraphic posted...
Why? You could use it as a whip.
fuckin poop whip

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YugiNoob
11/01/24 11:41:35 PM
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Just one reaction picture isnt enough

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/966c229e.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/64dba51d.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8edb501b.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/38dfd0bc.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7fb23b17.jpg

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CobraGT
11/01/24 11:41:53 PM
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Horses manage.

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GuerrillaSoldier
11/01/24 11:43:31 PM
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the same reason we close the door when we go
and the same reason the reactions are the way they are in this topic

shame.


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LonelyStoner
11/01/24 11:44:07 PM
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Whos alt is this

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EmbraceOfDeath
11/01/24 11:44:37 PM
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Have you even tried?

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eggcorn
11/01/24 11:57:27 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Have you even tried?
protruding my butt? O_o

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Mistere_Man
11/02/24 12:32:07 AM
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CanardElastique posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3de155c6.jpg

It was a joke product from a Tim, and Eric comedy show. It was kind of gross so I dont blame you.

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spanky1
11/02/24 1:41:19 AM
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Some porn stars already have.

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ZaruenKosai
11/02/24 5:04:36 AM
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Yeah you can poop while walking, it just wont be very pretty or clean.

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Trumble
11/02/24 5:15:18 AM
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We've evolved the ability to use science to make protruding buttholes.

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boomgetchopped3
11/02/24 5:23:01 AM
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Isnt this called a prolapsed anus? Asking for a friend

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_____Cait
11/02/24 5:27:15 AM
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Why havent we found ways to recycle our poop and sustain ourselves infinitely?

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ZaruenKosai
11/02/24 5:30:20 AM
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_____Cait posted...
Why havent we found ways to recycle our poop and sustain ourselves infinitely?
Cinema has. I see people growing food from their feces all the time in movies.

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Evening_Dragon
11/02/24 5:53:48 AM
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CobraGT posted...
Horses manage.
Horses have the most highly developed buttholes. Multichamber action.

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ultimate_reaver
11/02/24 5:56:07 AM
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Yall dont have yours yet?

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eggcorn
11/02/24 10:07:23 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Horses have the most highly developed buttholes. Multichamber action.
like a revolver?


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Evening_Dragon
11/02/24 12:20:54 PM
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eggcorn posted...
like a revolver?

Kinda!

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