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UnfairRepresent
01/28/25 7:33:18 AM
#1:


Money is after tax but if you take it then tomorrow when you wake up, you will now be 6 months pregnant.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c113b0bd.jpg

Would you take it?

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Baron_Ox
01/28/25 7:36:13 AM
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nope.

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kinetika_
01/28/25 7:37:55 AM
#3:


Yeah, much easier attaining that amount in that way than trying to get it working for 20 more years at my career lol
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RasterGraphic
01/28/25 7:38:13 AM
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So, do I just wake up with a sex change and a baby or do I also have my shit together with a partner and a house?

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UnfairRepresent
01/28/25 7:39:17 AM
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RasterGraphic posted...
So, do I just wake up with a sex change and a baby or do I also have my shit together with a partner and a house?
You're exactly the same as you are now

Except now you're a 6 month pregnant woman

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OmegaM
01/28/25 7:39:46 AM
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I do sometimes fantasize about being one. However, I don't want to have to keep the kid after they're born.
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OrangeCrush980
01/28/25 7:50:02 AM
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Do I stay as a woman afterwards?

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Unsuprised_Pika
01/28/25 7:50:14 AM
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I travel somewhere with super allowing abortion laws and then except the deal.

Travel back without the life ruining demon.

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Cuticrusader09
01/28/25 8:30:51 AM
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I mean I have already been pregnant twice.
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ReturnOfDevsman
01/28/25 8:48:47 AM
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Cuticrusader09 posted...
I mean I have already been pregnant twice.
So while everyone else is like no, you're like HELL no.

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JTsyo
01/28/25 10:34:11 AM
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Important information: Are you in Texas?

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McmadnessV3
01/28/25 10:35:59 AM
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I'm fine with a child (the money can go a long way to supporting it) but I'd rather not be a woman and give birth to it.


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ZevLoveDOOM
01/28/25 10:36:07 AM
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you lost me at the pregnancy part bruh.
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El_Dustino
01/28/25 10:37:07 AM
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Who is the father?

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Bass
01/28/25 10:37:43 AM
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Let's go! That would go a really far way towards my retirement and I wouldn't mind being a woman, tbh. If I didn't want a kid yet I could just get an abortion.

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McmadnessV3
01/28/25 10:38:39 AM
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Bass posted...
Let's go! That would go a really far way towards my retirement and I wouldn't mind being a woman, tbh. If I didn't want a kid yet I could just get an abortion.

6 months is far past the abortion time table. It's basically fully formed by then.

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mystic_belmont
01/28/25 10:40:58 AM
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$2,200,000 gives me $66k per year even if I don't work.

Yes please, I'll do it in a second.

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Bass
01/28/25 10:41:52 AM
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McmadnessV3 posted...
6 months is far past the abortion time table. It's basically fully formed by then.
You're right about my state. 5.5 months is the limit. There's other states I could travel to that would allow it, though. 9 months is the typical time when the baby is born.

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Baron_Ox
01/28/25 11:45:05 AM
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El_Dustino posted...
Who is the father?
UnfairRepresent

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UnfairRepresent
01/28/25 2:39:03 PM
#22:


Baron_Ox posted...


Who is the father?

UnfairRepresent

I mean you joke but like Jesus this is a virgin birth.

And since I created the hypothetical, in this specific scenario I am effectively God.

So technically there is no father. But in lateral thinking way, I am the father.


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ironman2009
01/30/25 8:10:45 AM
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Fuck no

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