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jefffan 09/05/25 1:27:08 AM #1: |
Wish I could say this is the Onion, but nope. Trump fundraiser asks for $15 donations so he can try and get to Heaven | The Independent https://share.google/jNsuJ0sONqjYKyBiM President Donald Trump has been sending campaign fundraising emails with the subject line: I want to try and get to Heaven. The emails follow recent public remarks regarding Russias war on Ukraine, in which he said he was trying to get to heaven, comments which gained national attention .Framing his political survival and legal battles as signs of divine purpose, the emails request supporters to donate $15 during a 24-HOUR TRUMP FUNDRAISING BLITZ. They specifically mention past events, including his election victories, impeachment acquittals, and ongoing legal battles as part of a spiritual narrative, topped off with supposed divine intervention that allowed him to survive the 2024 assassination attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania. Last year, I came millimeters from death when that bullet pierced through my skin. My triumphant return to the White House was never supposed to happen! the email reads. But I believe that God saved me for one reason: TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! The message continued: I certainly wasn't supposed to survive an assassin's bullet, but by the grace of the almighty God, I did. SO NOW, I have no other choice but to answer the Call to Duty, but I can't do it alone. The initial fundraising email appears to have been sent on August 23, followed by additional emails every few days. It's unclear what has prompted the presidents sudden fascination with heaven and the afterlife, but it fueled intense online speculation about his health over the weekend. Please tell me there's a lightning strike coming? Between this and his bibles he's clearly so far against the gospel it's almost funny. But the super religious still eat it up --- Ernest Morgan: November 15, 1956-September 28, 2010: Best dad in the world. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BakonBitz 09/05/25 1:31:08 AM #2: |
It's another Trump grift. He saw some people talking about why he's suddenly talking about wanting to go into heaven (with the MAGA base being concerned), so he saw an opportunity to grab more money from his cult. --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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__starsnostars 09/05/25 1:32:07 AM #3: |
A billionaire soliciting money in order to get into heaven... That's a bold strategy. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDyXIXyAZq0 Please consider adopting a cat from your SPCA or local animal shelter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CRON 09/05/25 1:33:06 AM #5: |
He's so afraid of going to hell when he dies that he's turning to a grift from the 1200s, holy guacamole --- It is what it is, man. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 09/05/25 1:34:22 AM #6: |
Kenneth Copeland is preparing a copyright infringement suit. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 09/05/25 1:35:44 AM #7: |
If he thinks there was divine intervention to save his life but he also worries he might not make it to heaven, that kinda implies it wasn't God who saved him. But someone a little more fiery If I was still religious, I think I would definitely think Trump is the anti christ and that Satan saved him from that shooting ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Relm_Arrowny_87 09/05/25 1:36:52 AM #8: |
But it's not a cult, right? /s --- What a fuddy duddy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kanaya413 09/05/25 1:52:49 AM #9: |
Zikten posted... If he thinks there was divine intervention to save his life but he also worries he might not make it to heaven, that kinda implies it wasn't God who saved him. But someone a little more fieryTrump fits MANY traits of the anti christ including some out of his control but hes honestly too stupid to be the anti christ --- Legend of Legaia is the best game ever Legend of Dragoon is the other best game ever ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hospy 09/05/25 1:58:04 AM #10: |
I almost* can't even blame him at this point if people are this incredibly idiotic to fall for it. This isn't even shooting fish in a barrel, this is watching the fish shoot themselves without being asked. He's still bad* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hexenherz 09/05/25 1:59:37 AM #11: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU1stwHBXI8 --- RS3: UltimaSuende - CE Thread Zone https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 09/05/25 2:03:51 AM #12: |
So how does donating to him send him to heaven? --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 09/05/25 2:08:37 AM #13: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/ca00cf16.jpg --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 09/05/25 2:09:43 AM #14: |
"It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a--...Is that you, Donald? Come on in!!" --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AgentCoulson 09/05/25 2:12:03 AM #15: |
Foppe posted... So how does donating to him send him to heaven? Maybe he thinks he can buy his way into heaven? --- I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KajeI 09/05/25 2:17:01 AM #16: |
I hope as many people bankrupt themselves donating to him as possible. --- Look, I can name a few instances in MY life where I tried to reach mutual understanding and i can TELL you, always faster and easier to just kill em. Just is! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheLiarParadox 09/05/25 2:18:25 AM #17: |
Where were you, when Trump grifted a MAGA to heaven? --- Spongebob is not a contraceptive. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nova_Castings 09/05/25 2:33:39 AM #18: |
I wouldn't even be shocked if you could somehow buy your way into heaven if it existed. That people will fall for this is sad, anyway. --- ~Nova Castings Now: Wuthering Waves, Atelier Yumia | Awaiting: Dragon Quest I & II HD2D, Ghost of Yotei ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Deteled 09/05/25 2:39:34 AM #19: |
Nova_Castings posted... I wouldn't even be shocked if you could somehow buy your way into heaven if it existed. That people will fall for this is sad, anyway.I would be shocked if you could. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark_Moon 09/05/25 2:47:33 AM #20: |
It use to be you paid money to get into heaven grifts, but nope trump so selfish, he wants other people money so he can get into heaven. --- Currently Playing: The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel IV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Arcanine2009 09/05/25 2:49:35 AM #21: |
You know you fucked up in life if you try to "buy" your way into Heaven. Not that I seriously think he believes in Christianity, and he is just grifting super hard. --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rika_Furude 09/05/25 2:58:03 AM #22: |
Trump definitely needs the money. Nobody poorer or more deserving than trump....... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cory898 09/05/25 2:59:02 AM #23: |
Kanaya413 posted... Trump fits MANY traits of the anti christ including some out of his controlI dont particularly believe in the anti christ as a figure that will actually exist, but if Im wrong it simply HAS to be Donald Trump and I dont think intelligence is a prerequisite. --- Probably the only Mario Maker 2 level I'll ever create worth sharing. 1RT-9RG-QKF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ai123 09/05/25 3:04:41 AM #24: |
Trump may have had a fleeting realisation that he is an evil bastard whose many crimes would condemn him to hell (if it existed). But every thought after that would have been, 'how can I turn that feeling into a ton of cold, hard, cash?'. --- 'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'. Let in the refugees, deport the racists. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnsteadyOwl 09/05/25 3:09:39 AM #25: |
I think this probably makes sense to a certain kind of person who equates wealth with virtue, which it seems like a lot of Americans do. So then one can prove oneself virtuous enough to get into heaven by accumulating as much wealth as possible. --- "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Srk700 09/05/25 3:10:51 AM #26: |
Theres nothing you can do to prevent yourself from going to Hell Donnie. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lillymon 09/05/25 3:11:39 AM #27: |
UnsteadyOwl posted... I think this probably makes sense to a certain kind of person who equates wealth with virtue, which it seems like a lot of Americans do. So then one can prove oneself virtuous enough to get into heaven by accumulating as much wealth as possible.The irony is truly palpable. How many American Christians have never even read the Bible? --- "Bothering people when they're shopping or going to work or whatever because you find them attractive makes you scum of the earth." MegatokyoEd ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bloodmoon77 09/05/25 3:12:28 AM #28: |
Sorry trump youre already fucking satan youre not getting into heaven --- I wouldn't trust this company with making a cheese sandwich, they'd start an additional kickstarter for the mayo-ssjmatthew on Comcept's MN9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kanaya413 09/05/25 3:21:44 AM #29: |
Bloodmoon77 posted... Sorry trump youre already fucking satan youre not getting into heavenActually not even Satan wanted him --- Legend of Legaia is the best game ever Legend of Dragoon is the other best game ever ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 09/05/25 3:59:37 AM #30: |
Nova_Castings posted... I wouldn't even be shocked if you could somehow buy your way into heaven if it existed. That people will fall for this is sad, anyway.Being able to buy Indulgence was one of the reasons for Luther to split the church. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 09/05/25 4:14:27 AM #31: |
These people call themselves Christians --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kind9 09/05/25 4:18:08 AM #32: |
I'm not a Christian but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works. It works by praying to Jesus on your death bed after a lifetime of being an irredeemable monster. --- http://i.imgur.com/NkZUeFd.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZevLoveDOOM 09/05/25 4:34:56 AM #33: |
so Donnie is doing the televangelist grift now? cm'on man, that shit is old... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cynrascal 09/05/25 4:39:54 AM #34: |
The Bible, that so called "Christians" claim they follow, straight up has a passage where a young rich man asked to join Jesus and mentioned what he already did. Jesus then told the man to give up his riches and follow him. The man walked away dejected and unable to do as requested. Found it. Matthew 19:16-30. Make what you want to do make sense, Red caps. --- Asocial, not introverted. Know the difference. In a capitalist society, money and life are one and the same. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarshMellow 09/05/25 4:40:01 AM #35: |
So, how are $15 donations supposed to accomplish this? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 09/05/25 4:40:24 AM #36: |
It would be funny actually if he gets up the heaven gates and is told all the people who donated got in but he didn't. And then is kicked in the ass down to hell ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OniLink5000 09/05/25 4:42:19 AM #37: |
no way people are dumb enough to believe this is real a quote from when i believed it was not real. --- No sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hejiru 09/05/25 4:43:30 AM #38: |
UnsteadyOwl posted... I think this probably makes sense to a certain kind of person who equates wealth with virtue, which it seems like a lot of Americans do. So then one can prove oneself virtuous enough to get into heaven by accumulating as much wealth as possible. If they had ever actually read a Bible, theyd know that Jesus literally said the exact opposite of that. Multiple times. --- The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PMarth2002 09/05/25 4:51:08 AM #39: |
ZevLoveDOOM posted... so Donnie is doing the televangelist grift now? Nah, Televangelists convince people that giving them money will get them into heaven or provide miracle healing or whatever, not get the televangelist into heaven. This makes no sense even by christian con-artist logic --- Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak out for me ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kisai 09/05/25 5:00:47 AM #40: |
At this point, you guys are actually surprised? --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kind9 09/05/25 5:02:44 AM #41: |
Kisai posted... At this point, you guys are actually surprised?Not in the slightest. --- http://i.imgur.com/NkZUeFd.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hivebent4life 09/05/25 5:36:30 AM #42: |
Trump genuinely does fit a lot of traits for the anti christ. Its almost eerie. --- ~Hivebent4Life 3DS FC: 5069-3910-2647 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 09/05/25 6:34:44 AM #43: |
"Here ya go St. Peter, thirty pieces of silver, as requested. That's how this all works, right? Wait, why are you laughing and reaching for that lever..." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkDaLunatic 09/05/25 6:40:20 AM #44: |
Excited to see how much money he makes. About to enter a whole new era of depression. --- There's a time and place for everything... but not now. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Takuya_Lee 09/05/25 7:27:57 AM #45: |
Kisai posted... At this point, you guys are actually surprised? Not about the gift. I'm surprised he's admitting he can actually die. That shows weakness, which he hates --- Narutaki was right. This is all Decade's fault. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 09/05/25 8:02:10 AM #46: |
I'm surprised that he acts like he is not getting a VIP place in heaven. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heineken14 09/05/25 8:08:05 AM #47: |
Arcanine2009 posted... You know you fucked up in life if you try to "buy" your way into Heaven. Not that I seriously think he believes in Christianity, and he is just grifting super hard. "Live your life in a way that people won't celebrate when you die" has morphed into "Live your life in a way where you won't have to try and buy your way into heaven." lol --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Umbreon 09/05/25 8:11:51 AM #48: |
Takuya_Lee posted... Not about the gift. I'm surprised he's admitting he can actually die. That shows weakness, which he hates Nothing scares tyrants more than their own mortality. --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Takuya_Lee 09/05/25 8:39:25 AM #49: |
Umbreon posted... Nothing scares tyrants more than their own mortality. True. Can't be a fascist if you're not on this plane of existence. --- Narutaki was right. This is all Decade's fault. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TyVulpine 09/05/25 8:51:22 AM #50: |
__starsnostars posted... A billionaire soliciting money in order to get into heaven... That's a bold strategy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ru8DMW-grY --- Insert some witty line here ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpawnShadow 09/05/25 8:55:06 AM #51: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MJrYhNSdw8 --- I don't want to live on this planet anymore. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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