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UnfairRepresent
10/23/25 2:47:46 PM
#1:


She's in every way what you imagine your perfect girl to be from apperance to career to personality.

Except for the fact she once was arrested for setting Quebec on fire. She says she always felt a strange insatiable compulsion to set Canadians on fire but she served her time and now is doing okay because she stays away from them

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/64bf5fc0.jpg

Inverse to near perfect man if that way inclined

How do you react?
Could you date her?

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Homeless_Waifu
10/23/25 3:02:06 PM
#2:


Hot

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garan
10/23/25 3:19:51 PM
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Really, who could blame her for wanting to set Canadians on fire?
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Jagus
10/23/25 3:20:38 PM
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Guess I'm the first one to say attempted murder is a dealbreaker for me

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joaquintall
10/23/25 4:08:20 PM
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Irrational hatred towards Canadians (of which I am one) might be a deal-breaker. I know I piss off my wife to no end... sounds like a trip to the hospital or morgue waiting to happen.

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rick_alverado
10/23/25 4:19:16 PM
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How much of Quebec did she have to set on fire for the statement to be setting Quebec on fire, as opposed to something more specific? Quebec is massive.
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Thermador446
10/23/25 4:27:35 PM
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I do own several torches, and a Japanese Blazer GT8000 in the hands of an arsonist sounds devastating.

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rick_alverado
10/23/25 4:40:16 PM
#8:


Wait, how would I date her if she is making an effort to stay away from Canadians? I'm Canadian.
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UnfairRepresent
10/24/25 3:49:27 AM
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Thermador446 posted...
I do own several torches, and a Japanese Blazer GT8000 in the hands of an arsonist sounds devastating.
former arsonist

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GGuirao13
10/24/25 3:57:13 AM
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No deal.

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ZevLoveDOOM
10/24/25 4:36:40 AM
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okay, i gotta ask: why Canada specifically? lol >_>
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reincarnator07
10/24/25 7:28:10 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
okay, i gotta ask: why Canada specifically? lol >_>
Blame Canada!

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hockey7318
10/24/25 7:42:43 AM
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I doubt my wife would be happy with this and also living in Michigan would probably be a bit too close to Canada for the Quebec Kindler. Before you know it Ontario would be ablaze.
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YugiNoob
10/24/25 7:56:00 AM
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Sure, since I assume shes living here with me in Hawaii, which is a teensy bit far away from Canada :3

And we dont even get many Canadian tourists.

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doesntcare
10/24/25 8:14:38 AM
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Lets start the fire
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Sephirothe
10/24/25 8:31:44 AM
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Sure? Im not Canadian, so I should be safe

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Evening_Dragon
10/24/25 8:49:34 AM
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I appreciate someone finally making the topic title make sense.

Except in this case it only makes her more perfect.

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UnfairRepresent
10/24/25 9:41:53 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
And we dont even get many Canadian tourists.
You used to but they stopped coming around about the time all those fires happened

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