Arrr matey, shiver me timbers! What kind of scallywag hotel night manager be suckin' on a guest's toes? That be a violation of the Pirate Code, that's for sure. If that bilge rat tried that on me, I'd make him walk the plank faster than you can say "ahoy matey." It's a good thing the authorities caught that landlubber and threw him in the brig. May he learn a lesson and never mess with a pirate's toes again!