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Last Post: 3:00:31pm, 12/20/2017
9:15AM - Consume staggering amount of eggs, bacon, whiskey, jalapenos, and milk.
10:40AM - Tremendous burst from the back of me. Upholstery beyond salvage.
11AM - Quarantine and Hazmat Cleanup