Last Post: 3:16:56pm, 03/07/2018
I'd probably get detained on the plane, then arrested as soon as it landed, then get taken to jail, then get prosecuted, then go to prison, then get put on the sex offender registry for the rest of my life which probably wouldn't be very long because there are people out there who want to kill all sex offenders.
That's mainly why I'd never strip on an airplane (unless it was in the bathroom where no one else could see me) unless it's absolutely necessary for some reason, like maybe my clothes catch on fire or someone holds a gun to my head and threatens to shoot me (or threatens to shoot someone else I care about) unless I take my clothes off.
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I don't care if it would make me a sexual tyrannosaurus! I'm not putting that crap in my mouth!