Thermite's back! At least for a couple minutes. He creates a CYOA topic and then logs out for several months.

What do you post in the topic?

A) Your vote for how to proceed with the adventure
B) Greetings and well wishes
C) Standoffish jeers
D) The number "1", hoping that other people will join in and continue the sequence
E) Photographs of Luigi's penis
F) My Hero Academia spoilers
G) Word salad disguised as a "lateral thinking" question
H) Hateful invective
I) Questions or comments about The Thermite Show
J) Desperate pleas for attention
K) Advice on how to cheese the combat system in Rimworld
L) Irrelevant memes
M) Your own CYOA with hopes of hijacking the topic
N) Cringy talking points of "race realism"
O) Sweet nothings
P) Fan art, fan fiction, or fan music relating to the CYOA
Q) A saucy request to touch the merchandise
R) An attempt to utterly cancel Thermite even more than he has already cancelled himself
S) Good faith criticism of the CYOA itself
T) Suggestions on how to localize the CYOA for a Japanese-speaking audience
U) Legal threats
V) Illegal threats
W) Fervent endorsement of radical terrorism in general
X) Your precalculus homework
Y) Answers to life's only true question
Z) Dog jokes

CYOA: You are posting in a dead CYOA topic

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