Shablagoo posted... nice
[content warning although I kept the language mild]
Yeah I was making spicy noodles with an electric burner on a stool in front of me and accidentally knocked the pot over. Was literally hopping around in pain. I ran cold water and then rubbed some cream down there and drank a bottle of booze just to be able to fall asleep. It looked absolutely gruesome the next day. Like the entire area, all of my stuff, was either scabbed over or actively bleeding and the scabs were not your typical colors. I thought I had done permanent damage, yet somehow it all ended up healing and looking normal within a couple weeks.
I literally came in to ask what a sunburned weenier might feel like as a joke.
Now I just feel terrible.