Last Post: 12:58:00pm, 06/22/2012
Chapter 22
Ayv ran from the demonic, possessed lawgiver. He was being chased through the streets at a great pace, one which was surely impossible to maintan for much longer. He could feel his legs weighing him down, becoming impossible to move. Every step left him screaming in pain but he knew that to stop was to die.
Suddenly he heard a voice chanting at him.
"Ohhhh the running running man
he has no cunning plan
I might have to hand this man a ban
When all the s*** hits the fan."
Ayvuir looked up. NGirl, still wearing her Newcastle shirt, was pointing at him and laughing. "Oh and when I said ban I meant I WOULD BAN YOU FROM LIFE," Ngirl screamed. She thought up another chant hurriedly.
"Ayvuir cannot behave
his mother's vag is like a cave
I'm fairly sure she doesn't shave
ahahaha suck it Ayv"
This enraged Ayvuir so much that he stopped. Think of it is like a reverse effect - if Ayv was angry, he would have ran at ngirl, but since he was already running, he stopped.
The XIII-possessed Lawgiver was not expecting this and crashed into Ayv. It fired randomly and hit ExTha in the arm, which turned the arm into a turkey.
Meanwhile, Ayvuir approached ngirl, katana in hand. Such was his rage at this fellow Newcastle fan that he had forgotten about the Lawgiver, which was temporarily out of action anyway.
In any case, Ayvuir swung the katana at ngirl, who narrowly dodged while continuing to taunt him. The rage Ayvuir felt continued to build up and the swings became more wild and vicious until eventually-
Ngirl kicked him in the shin. Ayv howled in pain, dropping the katana.
Realizing what he had done he scrambled to pick it up but ngirl got there first. The upward swing that followed narrowly missed Ayvuir, who dodged backwards. It sliced at his shirt but not his body.
Now ngirl was the one on the offensive, using the stolen weapon to terrorize Ayv.
To make matters worse, suddenly the lawgiver spluttered back to life and was about to continue to harrass and annoy Ayv - not helpful in times like this - before it was spontaneously blown up by a well-placed missile from Charles Barkley, Caelus' cybernetic war-elk. Caelus flew on, whistling, seemingly not having noticed Ayv and ngirl's fight in his blind missile-firing fun.
The explosion should have helped Ayvuir - it was one less enemy for him to deal with, after all - but it had the opposite effect. He was so glad that XIII was no longer haunting him that he briefly breathed a sigh of relief and thanked whatever force caused that missile to blow up the lawgiver. This distracted him long enough for ngirl to slice at his head, which was obviously removed.
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The kind of fun... http://gifsoup.com/view1/1139482/horatio-s-sunglasses-o.gif
that the whole family can enjoy. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH