So let me get this straight: Ocelot was working for Liquid, but in actuality he was working for Solidus, but in actuality he was working for the Patriots, but in actuality he was being controlled by Liquid, but in actuality he underwent psychotherapy to pretend like he was being controlled by Liquid to fool the Patriots because he was actually working against the Patriots because he was working for Big Boss? And on top of that, he was an American NSA codebreaker who defected to the USSR but in reality he was working for the US the whole time, all at the age of 19? How does he keep all of his levels of double-crossing straight?

My computer fans kicked in at their highest speed as I typed that last part out. I don't think even cold, hard technology can comprehend Ocelot.