Last Post: 2:55:32am, 12/20/2022
Have you considered cooking your dad? Kind of a two birds, one stone type of deal.
Course you're probably not Mayan, or was that the Aztecs? Incas? Whatever tribe that Dahmer fellow belonged to... sociopaths?
All jokes aside, one or both of my parents reaching this point is a fear in the back of my mind (especially after seeing it first hand with a friend's mom). Hoping mine are both lucky and stay self-sufficient into their 90s. Best of luck with your unenviable situation.
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