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Nope on both accounts but I'm not against the idea. Although it would be more biting that eating.
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wwinterj25 posted...
Nope on both accounts but I'm not against the idea. Although it would be more biting that eating.
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I lol from time to time.
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i have licked my boyfriend's b-hole more than once :(
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I have in the past with a previous gf. I don't with my wife. She's way less kinky :-/
Croutonman posted...
I have in the past with a previous gf. I don't with my wife. She's way less kinky :-/
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Jen0125 posted...
Why
i have licked my boyfriend's b-hole more than once :(
Why
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ss4parrothair posted...
Because we were drunk and he asked me to.
Jen0125 posted...
i have licked my boyfriend's b-hole more than once :(
Why
Because we were drunk and he asked me to.
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Jen0125 posted...
did you lol when he asked?
ss4parrothair posted...
Jen0125 posted...
i have licked my boyfriend's b-hole more than once :(
Why
Because we were drunk and he asked me to.
did you lol when he asked?
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Junpeiclover posted...
I think the more important question here is
Did you at least make him shower first??
Jen0125 posted...
ss4parrothair posted...
Jen0125 posted...
i have licked my boyfriend's b-hole more than once :(
Why
Because we were drunk and he asked me to.
did you lol when he asked?
I think the more important question here is
Did you at least make him shower first??
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No I didn't laugh. I just did it. He hadn't taken a shower directly before but a few hours previously.
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Jen0125 posted...
Okay but did he poop at any time after the shower but before said ass-licking?
A lot can happen in a few hours.
He hadn't taken a shower directly before but a few hours previously.
Okay but did he poop at any time after the shower but before said ass-licking?
A lot can happen in a few hours.
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No, but I'd like to try it.
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I'm just tryna think of the kinkiest thing I've asked someone to do, and I have no idea why ass play is getting popular now
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Muffinz0rz posted...
i don't know. i was drunk. i didn't care.
i'd never do it sober.
Okay but did he poop at any time after the shower but before said ass-licking?
A lot can happen in a few hours.
i don't know. i was drunk. i didn't care.
i'd never do it sober.
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Jen0125 posted...
So for all you know, on his way back from the bar, he maybe stopped at a port-a-potty (or even the bar bathroom itself) to drop a quick deuce, and then you proceeded to lap up the remains?
Ass is great, but holy shit you don't go there without knowing what's happened beforehand.
Muffinz0rz posted...
Okay but did he poop at any time after the shower but before said ass-licking?
A lot can happen in a few hours.
i don't know. i was drunk. i didn't care.
i'd never do it sober.
So for all you know, on his way back from the bar, he maybe stopped at a port-a-potty (or even the bar bathroom itself) to drop a quick deuce, and then you proceeded to lap up the remains?
Ass is great, but holy shit you don't go there without knowing what's happened beforehand.
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Muffinz0rz posted...
where are you getting that he was out at a bar?
So for all you know, on his way back from the bar,
where are you getting that he was out at a bar?
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Jen0125 posted...
Just a guess. You guys said you were drunk. Obviously that doesn't definitively prove you were at a bar. Just a guess.
Either way, he could have pooped anytime after that shower for all you know.
Muffinz0rz posted...
So for all you know, on his way back from the bar,
where are you getting that he was out at a bar?
Just a guess. You guys said you were drunk. Obviously that doesn't definitively prove you were at a bar. Just a guess.
Either way, he could have pooped anytime after that shower for all you know.
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I most certainly do. No different from eating vag, just a little more cushion
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Muffinz0rz posted...
yeah he could have
i was drunk i don't care
Just a guess. You guys said you were drunk. Obviously that doesn't definitively prove you were at a bar. Just a guess.
Either way, he could have pooped anytime after that shower for all you know.
yeah he could have
i was drunk i don't care
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Muffinz0rz posted...
lmao you have no chill
Jen0125 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
So for all you know, on his way back from the bar,
where are you getting that he was out at a bar?
Just a guess. You guys said you were drunk. Obviously that doesn't definitively prove you were at a bar. Just a guess.
Either way, he could have pooped anytime after that shower for all you know.
lmao you have no chill
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Dude wtf with your b hole fascination?
Jen0125 posted...
He hadn't taken a shower directly before but a few hours previously.
Okay but did he poop at any time after the shower but before said ass-licking?
A lot can happen in a few hours.
Dude wtf with your b hole fascination?
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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
lmao it's hardly a "fascination" when all I want to do is ensure that my party showers before I go down there on her
I'd do the same for her ofc
If anything, a "fascination" would be me wanting to eat ass as is, without a shower prior. That way you get it in its "natural" element
Muffinz0rz posted...
Jen0125 posted...
He hadn't taken a shower directly before but a few hours previously.
Okay but did he poop at any time after the shower but before said ass-licking?
A lot can happen in a few hours.
Dude wtf with your b hole fascination?
lmao it's hardly a "fascination" when all I want to do is ensure that my party showers before I go down there on her
I'd do the same for her ofc
If anything, a "fascination" would be me wanting to eat ass as is, without a shower prior. That way you get it in its "natural" element
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idk my boyfriend goes down on me when i haven't even showered in like 2 days
he doesn't give a fuck
he doesn't give a fuck
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Yes, I do.
And Ariana Grande could have a horrible day (or two) of stomach flu and I'd still have no issue doing it.
And Ariana Grande could have a horrible day (or two) of stomach flu and I'd still have no issue doing it.
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Gotcha. Plain old creepin.
FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Jen0125 posted...
He hadn't taken a shower directly before but a few hours previously.
Okay but did he poop at any time after the shower but before said ass-licking?
A lot can happen in a few hours.
Dude wtf with your b hole fascination?
lmao it's hardly a "fascination" when all I want to do is ensure that my party showers before I go down there on her
I'd do the same for her ofc
If anything, a "fascination" would be me wanting to eat ass as is, without a shower prior. That way you get it in its "natural" element
Gotcha. Plain old creepin.
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Jen0125 posted...
PSA: He does.
What kind of monster tells his girlfriend that she's too nasty to go down on?
Of course he'll gladly go down on you anytime at your request. But he would prefer everything to be clean, I guarantee you that.
And no, this is not sexist/a double standard. I would not want my girlfriend to suck my donger if I hadn't cleaned myself beforehand.
idk my boyfriend goes down on me when i haven't even showered in like 2 days
he doesn't give a fuck
PSA: He does.
What kind of monster tells his girlfriend that she's too nasty to go down on?
Of course he'll gladly go down on you anytime at your request. But he would prefer everything to be clean, I guarantee you that.
And no, this is not sexist/a double standard. I would not want my girlfriend to suck my donger if I hadn't cleaned myself beforehand.
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Muffinz0rz posted...
no he doesn't.
please don't assign your own behaviors to other people. it's obnoxious.
he has literally offered to go down on me after we just got done having sex and he finished all up in there. he does not care.
Muffinz0rz posted...
i don't "request" he go down on me. he offers frequently.
Muffinz0rz posted...
that's fine. as long as his crotch doesn't smell i don't have an issue going down on him if he hasn't showered in a couple of days.
if your girlfriend's vag gets "nasty" after only a couple of days she may want to see a doctor.
PSA: He does.
no he doesn't.
please don't assign your own behaviors to other people. it's obnoxious.
he has literally offered to go down on me after we just got done having sex and he finished all up in there. he does not care.
Muffinz0rz posted...
Of course he'll gladly go down on you anytime at your request. But he would prefer everything to be clean, I guarantee you that.
i don't "request" he go down on me. he offers frequently.
Muffinz0rz posted...
And no, this is not sexist/a double standard. I would not want my girlfriend to suck my donger if I hadn't cleaned myself beforehand.
that's fine. as long as his crotch doesn't smell i don't have an issue going down on him if he hasn't showered in a couple of days.
if your girlfriend's vag gets "nasty" after only a couple of days she may want to see a doctor.
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Jen0125 posted...
Yes he does.
When you're at a restaurant and there's a loud family next to you, does it completely ruin the experience? Not entirely. But would you prefer they be quiet and/or not there? Of course. But it's a minor inconvenience. Are you going to get up and leave mid-meal? Not at all.
It's human nature. Just because it's not perfect, doesn't mean he's going to straight up refuse. He'll just internalize his desire for a slightly better taste/smell to keep you happy. But if I can improve upon my girlfriend's experience with my donger, I'd do so in a heartbeat. And I certainly hope your boyfriend does the same.
Jen0125 posted...
I recommend taking mental notes on when he offers. Just start noting the last time you showered and the amount of time after said shower that he requests to go down on you. I bet that the larger the number of hours after said shower gets, the less he offers.
Jen0125 posted...
You just helped my case. You "don't have an issue" going down on him. Doesn't sound very enthusiastic, right? Well, if your bf is going down on you and you haven't showered in a while, it's probably a similar "not-so-enthusiastic" reaction.
no he doesn't.
please don't assign your own behaviors to other people. it's obnoxious.
Yes he does.
When you're at a restaurant and there's a loud family next to you, does it completely ruin the experience? Not entirely. But would you prefer they be quiet and/or not there? Of course. But it's a minor inconvenience. Are you going to get up and leave mid-meal? Not at all.
It's human nature. Just because it's not perfect, doesn't mean he's going to straight up refuse. He'll just internalize his desire for a slightly better taste/smell to keep you happy. But if I can improve upon my girlfriend's experience with my donger, I'd do so in a heartbeat. And I certainly hope your boyfriend does the same.
Jen0125 posted...
i don't "request" he go down on me. he offers frequently.
I recommend taking mental notes on when he offers. Just start noting the last time you showered and the amount of time after said shower that he requests to go down on you. I bet that the larger the number of hours after said shower gets, the less he offers.
Jen0125 posted...
that's fine. as long as his crotch doesn't smell i don't have an issue going down on him if he hasn't showered in a couple of days.
You just helped my case. You "don't have an issue" going down on him. Doesn't sound very enthusiastic, right? Well, if your bf is going down on you and you haven't showered in a while, it's probably a similar "not-so-enthusiastic" reaction.
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Jen0125 posted...
please stop embarrassing yourself.
Muffinz0rz posted...
he tries to do it after i haven't showered in like 2-3 days. please stop. lol not everyone has dirty privates like you and your girlfriend apparently do.
Muffinz0rz posted...
i am entirely enthusiastic when i'm doing it. if he doesn't smell bad what is the issue?
i like how you didn't quote any of the things i put that directly dispute your stupid assertion that everyone is the same.
this is a stupid argument.
Yes he does.
Jen0125 posted...
he has literally offered to go down on me after we just got done having sex and he finished all up in there. he does not care.
please stop embarrassing yourself.
Muffinz0rz posted...
I recommend taking mental notes on when he offers. Just start noting the last time you showered and the amount of time after said shower that he requests to go down on you. I bet that the larger the number of hours after said shower gets, the less he offers.
he tries to do it after i haven't showered in like 2-3 days. please stop. lol not everyone has dirty privates like you and your girlfriend apparently do.
Muffinz0rz posted...
You just helped my case. You "don't have an issue" going down on him. Doesn't sound very enthusiastic, right? Well, if your bf is going down on you and you haven't showered in a while, it's probably a similar "not-so-enthusiastic" reaction.
i am entirely enthusiastic when i'm doing it. if he doesn't smell bad what is the issue?
i like how you didn't quote any of the things i put that directly dispute your stupid assertion that everyone is the same.
this is a stupid argument.
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Jen0125 posted...
That was edited prior to my posting, so I did not see.
Either way, there's a difference between semen and poop. Plenty of people are happy to swallow during a BJ. But the number of people who willingly ingest feces?...not many, that's for sure.
Jen0125 posted...
I never said he didn't offer after 2-3 days. I said I bet he offers less than he would after a recent shower. You're cherry-picking.
Jen0125 posted...
Well see now you're flip-flopping. "Don't have an issue" does not at all sound enthusiastic.
Jen0125 posted...
The only things I haven't quoted are about nasty vags and I purposely left those out because both my girlfriend and I shower on the reg because we aren't barbarians.
please stop embarrassing yourself.
That was edited prior to my posting, so I did not see.
Either way, there's a difference between semen and poop. Plenty of people are happy to swallow during a BJ. But the number of people who willingly ingest feces?...not many, that's for sure.
Jen0125 posted...
he tries to do it after i haven't showered in like 2-3 days. please stop. lol not everyone has dirty privates like you and your girlfriend apparently do.
I never said he didn't offer after 2-3 days. I said I bet he offers less than he would after a recent shower. You're cherry-picking.
Jen0125 posted...
i am entirely enthusiastic when i'm doing it.
Well see now you're flip-flopping. "Don't have an issue" does not at all sound enthusiastic.
Jen0125 posted...
i like how you didn't quote any of the things i put that directly dispute your stupid assertion that everyone is the same.
The only things I haven't quoted are about nasty vags and I purposely left those out because both my girlfriend and I shower on the reg because we aren't barbarians.
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Muffinz0rz posted...
you're cherry picking and making things up to act like everyone does the same thing you do.
Muffinz0rz posted...
it's not flip flopping. you're again trying to assign behaviors to people that aren't the same as you. i don't have an issue doing it. just because you don't like my phrasing doesn't mean i don't do it enthusiastically.
showering "regularly" is subjective. unless you work in a job where you get sweaty and dirty or go to the gym regularly you don't need to shower every day. if i'm not going to the gym, i'm not showering because it's not good for your hair or skin to shower every day or more than once a day like some people do.
showering 3-4x a week is totally "regular," normal and healthy.
I never said he didn't offer after 2-3 days. I said I bet he offers less than he would after a recent shower. You're cherry-picking.
you're cherry picking and making things up to act like everyone does the same thing you do.
Muffinz0rz posted...
Well see now you're flip-flopping. "Don't have an issue" does not at all sound enthusiastic.
it's not flip flopping. you're again trying to assign behaviors to people that aren't the same as you. i don't have an issue doing it. just because you don't like my phrasing doesn't mean i don't do it enthusiastically.
showering "regularly" is subjective. unless you work in a job where you get sweaty and dirty or go to the gym regularly you don't need to shower every day. if i'm not going to the gym, i'm not showering because it's not good for your hair or skin to shower every day or more than once a day like some people do.
showering 3-4x a week is totally "regular," normal and healthy.
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this is cringe worthy, please stop guys, nobody cares
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Junpeiclover posted...
i agree. i just get annoyed when people act like everyone is exactly the same as them and just literally can't concede that people are different.
talk about self importance.
this is cringe worthy, please stop guys, nobody cares
i agree. i just get annoyed when people act like everyone is exactly the same as them and just literally can't concede that people are different.
talk about self importance.
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