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Was doing the thing, and tried to pull out but the initial bullet hit. I had her push and shower AND try to wash them out.
How bad is this? I wouldn't mind for tax purposes but I'm not ready yet.
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I didn't pull out in time!!!!
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» I didn't pull out in time!!!!
How bad is this? I wouldn't mind for tax purposes but I'm not ready yet.
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that'll teach you to have sex like some kind of normie.
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condoms suck I don't blame you bro
The chances of getting pregnant without contraceptives are pretty low. I'm sure you'll be fine
Buy the pill
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Yeah, you could try plan b
Buy the pill
Yeah, you could try plan b
green dragon posted...
That thing is $60!
I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill
Yeah, you could try plan b
That thing is $60!
I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.
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HornedLion posted...
Not sure if serious or just young.
green dragon posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill
Yeah, you could try plan b
That thing is $60!
I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.
Not sure if serious or just young.
HornedLion posted...
You deserve to get a kid.
green dragon posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill
Yeah, you could try plan b
That thing is $60!
I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.
You deserve to get a kid.
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Foppe posted...
Yes, but a kid doesn't deserve to have him as a father
HornedLion posted...
green dragon posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill
Yeah, you could try plan b
That thing is $60!
I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.
You deserve to get a kid.
Yes, but a kid doesn't deserve to have him as a father
HornedLion posted...
Lmao, I hope you're joking. A kid cost waaaay more than that
green dragon posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill
Yeah, you could try plan b
That thing is $60!
I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.
Lmao, I hope you're joking. A kid cost waaaay more than that
Foppe posted...
I wouldn't say that. OP is probably just a teen and doesn't know how much having a kid as his age could dampen his future.
Realistically, $60 on a pill to prevent having a kid because of reckless unprotected sex is better than a video game.
HornedLion posted...
green dragon posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill
Yeah, you could try plan b
That thing is $60!
I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.
You deserve to get a kid.
I wouldn't say that. OP is probably just a teen and doesn't know how much having a kid as his age could dampen his future.
Realistically, $60 on a pill to prevent having a kid because of reckless unprotected sex is better than a video game.
You'll be fine as this is clearly fabricated.
One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
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WastelandCowboy posted...
I'm a man! I have hairs!
Foppe posted...
HornedLion posted...
green dragon posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill
Yeah, you could try plan b
That thing is $60!
I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.
You deserve to get a kid.
I wouldn't say that. OP is probably just a teen and doesn't know how much having a kid as his age could dampen his future.
Realistically, $60 on a pill to prevent having a kid because of reckless unprotected sex is better than a video game.
I'm a man! I have hairs!
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HornedLion posted...
And a kid costs a quarter of a million dollars.
green dragon posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill
Yeah, you could try plan b
That thing is $60!
I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.
And a kid costs a quarter of a million dollars.
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wwinterj25 posted...
You'll be fine as this is clearly fabricated.
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What do you call couples who use the pull out method? Parents.
HornedLion posted...
how do you fail to pull out? do you not feel the sensation?
i've gotten close a few times, but if i ever fail to pull out, it's cause i don't want to...
Was doing the thing, and tried to pull out but the initial bullet hit. I had her push and shower AND try to wash them out.
how do you fail to pull out? do you not feel the sensation?
i've gotten close a few times, but if i ever fail to pull out, it's cause i don't want to...
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pedro45 posted...
Kinda glad you asked. Normally it's good but you still have control, as you said.
This time they were doing the work, and combined with how good it looked(she's been doing like 3k squats a week at the gym), I just... I just slipped into another world. It was too good.
I'm sure I had a choice but for that split second I was like, "Fuck it." Guess it IS ultimately my fault.
But tbh, despite making a post about it I'm not TOO worried. Was just hoping somebody would be like, "Yeah, dude, it's unlikely. Especially if you had her push and stuff."
HornedLion posted...
Was doing the thing, and tried to pull out but the initial bullet hit. I had her push and shower AND try to wash them out.
how do you fail to pull out? do you not feel the sensation?
i've gotten close a few times, but if i ever fail to pull out, it's cause i don't want to...
Kinda glad you asked. Normally it's good but you still have control, as you said.
This time they were doing the work, and combined with how good it looked(she's been doing like 3k squats a week at the gym), I just... I just slipped into another world. It was too good.
I'm sure I had a choice but for that split second I was like, "Fuck it." Guess it IS ultimately my fault.
But tbh, despite making a post about it I'm not TOO worried. Was just hoping somebody would be like, "Yeah, dude, it's unlikely. Especially if you had her push and stuff."
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From what I've read, the pull out method is far more effective than you might think- only about 2-3% less effective than condoms. But that's if you use it properly, which the OP didn't from what he describes.
Realistically, chances are far better that she's not pregnant and you're fine. But if she is and you two don't stay together, be prepared for lots of custody battles, court appearances and a lifetime of misery and wondering why you have no money. Wear a freakin' condom next time, cowboy.
Realistically, chances are far better that she's not pregnant and you're fine. But if she is and you two don't stay together, be prepared for lots of custody battles, court appearances and a lifetime of misery and wondering why you have no money. Wear a freakin' condom next time, cowboy.
Between 2-3% for a random act of sex results in pregnancy. A Couple trying for a month have a conception rate of 25%.
Also, consider that a woman is only fertile for a few days prior to ovulation, and only a few hours after ovulation.
Days 1-7 of a woman's menstrual cycle are considered infertile
Days 8-19 are considered fertile; considered unsafe for unprotected intercourse
Day 20 through the end of the cycle are considered infertile.
Also, consider that a woman is only fertile for a few days prior to ovulation, and only a few hours after ovulation.
Days 1-7 of a woman's menstrual cycle are considered infertile
Days 8-19 are considered fertile; considered unsafe for unprotected intercourse
Day 20 through the end of the cycle are considered infertile.
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eating4fun posted...
This made me feel better. I think Aunt Flo should be here soon. So she's day 20+.
Between 2-3% for a random act of sex results in pregnancy. A Couple trying for a month have a conception rate of 25%.
Also, consider that a woman is only fertile for a few days prior to ovulation, and only a few hours after ovulation.
Days 1-7 of a woman's menstrual cycle are considered infertile
Days 8-19 are considered fertile; considered unsafe for unprotected intercourse
Day 20 through the end of the cycle are considered infertile.
This made me feel better. I think Aunt Flo should be here soon. So she's day 20+.
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HornedLion posted...
Please tell me this guy isn't going to procreate.
WastelandCowboy posted...
Foppe posted...
HornedLion posted...
green dragon posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill
Yeah, you could try plan b
That thing is $60!
I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.
You deserve to get a kid.
I wouldn't say that. OP is probably just a teen and doesn't know how much having a kid as his age could dampen his future.
Realistically, $60 on a pill to prevent having a kid because of reckless unprotected sex is better than a video game.
I'm a man! I have hairs!
Please tell me this guy isn't going to procreate.
Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken.
wwinterj25 posted...
You'll be fine as this is clearly fabricated.
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Ive never tried the pull out
I luv condoms <3
I luv condoms <3
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mastermix3000 posted...
Ive never tried the pull out
I luv condoms <3
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Jen0125 posted...
Nah, Jen. I'd take my girl's buns over your man arms any day.
GameFAQS knows all.
wwinterj25 posted...
You'll be fine as this is clearly fabricated.
Nah, Jen. I'd take my girl's buns over your man arms any day.
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pedro45 posted...
This, I don't get how someone could not realize what's happening. Granted most accidental pregnancy stories the guy didn't bother to pull out for whatever reason.
HornedLion posted...
Was doing the thing, and tried to pull out but the initial bullet hit. I had her push and shower AND try to wash them out.
how do you fail to pull out? do you not feel the sensation?
i've gotten close a few times, but if i ever fail to pull out, it's cause i don't want to...
This, I don't get how someone could not realize what's happening. Granted most accidental pregnancy stories the guy didn't bother to pull out for whatever reason.
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J_Dawg983 posted...
Cause they were making the right moves at the right time. Combined with the PA of this WG... I just slipped into subconscious ecstasy.
pedro45 posted...
HornedLion posted...
Was doing the thing, and tried to pull out but the initial bullet hit. I had her push and shower AND try to wash them out.
how do you fail to pull out? do you not feel the sensation?
i've gotten close a few times, but if i ever fail to pull out, it's cause i don't want to...
This, I don't get how someone could not realize what's happening. Granted most accidental pregnancy stories the guy didn't bother to pull out for whatever reason.
Cause they were making the right moves at the right time. Combined with the PA of this WG... I just slipped into subconscious ecstasy.
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Get married and stop having worries. Babies are great!
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Baby murder is always wrong.
Naaah fam you gonna be a daddy
I'm curious though how does your lady and possibly future wife feel? Look on the bright side, you get to pound that poon for the rest of your life
I'm curious though how does your lady and possibly future wife feel? Look on the bright side, you get to pound that poon for the rest of your life
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-Komaiko54- posted...
She's happy but we wanted a baby boy first.
To maximize our chances we should:
-do it during ovulation
-I should have AT LEAST 7 days worth of "ammo"
-do it in a position that allows deep penetration(but that's never a problem for me. They don't call me the HornedLion for nothing.)
-her body should be more alkaline than Citric
-she should get into a position that will allow the swimmers to stay in there longer for at least 30min post doing the deed
Naaah fam you gonna be a daddy
I'm curious though how does your lady and possibly future wife feel? Look on the bright side, you get to pound that poon for the rest of your life
She's happy but we wanted a baby boy first.
To maximize our chances we should:
-do it during ovulation
-I should have AT LEAST 7 days worth of "ammo"
-do it in a position that allows deep penetration(but that's never a problem for me. They don't call me the HornedLion for nothing.)
-her body should be more alkaline than Citric
-she should get into a position that will allow the swimmers to stay in there longer for at least 30min post doing the deed
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