The only one I've causally been in was a tornado. It was in its final push, so not full strength, when it got to my town. I remember the air pressure being weird and what seemed like every bit of dirt of the ground hovering in the air. It was hard to see and breathe. It wasn't supposed to move so far west, so my dad and I had actually gone to the store and were walking home when we saw it. My dad has always been in great shape, and being that was about 9 or 10, he threw me over his shoulder and ran home at full speed.
Then I moved to the west coast, and had a teacher (who never lived where I did) call BS that there were tornadoes where I'd lived. She also "corrected" my "etc." to "ect." in grade 10 English, so....
"message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ?
- SlayerX888