Help, I drank a Poe!

I was playing Ocarina of Time 3D and caught a Poe in a bottle at Kakariko Graveyard. I was going to put the bottle away, but instead of tapping "item" I tapped on the bottle itself. It was too late to stop him; I could only watch in horror as Link raised up the bottle and drank the ghost in a single gulp.
I'm assuming he'll have an extremely awkward trip to the bathroom later on, but I've never heard of any first-hand accounts and I myself have never shat out a ghost, so I have no idea what he's in for. Any advice?

Whatever you do, just ignore that raven flying around your room.

Take a poe.

Your mom's a poe, ok?

Zangulus posted...

Drink a second one. Then commit a crime. Theyll both fly out of you to arrest you on the spot. Poepoe here to take you to jail.

Are there any crimes I can commit besides cucco abuse? I can't steal from the shops. I've already committed high treason by opening the door to the sacred realm without the King's permission...does that count, or does it need to be a crime I've committed after ingesting the poes?

The latter four options, in that order.

I tried to kill myself once on the '64 version by drinking Poes. I think it got me down to a half heart and then wouldn't decrease further, no matter how many I drank >:(