Would you have sex with R.L Stine for $100,000?

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TheOrangeMisfit
11/19/2017
10:04 PM
#1
Would you?


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Requirements: You must engage with sexual intercourse with beloved author/borderline hack, R.L Stine. Penetration must occur for at least 30 minutes, if one partner orgasms, you are welcome to try again until the 30 minute timer expires. You can either give or receive. Would you?

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minervo
11/19/2017
10:10 PM
#3
I voted yes by accident, cause I confused him with the author of the Harry Potter books.
Golden Road
11/19/2017
10:12 PM
#4
Zangulus posted...
Im not a whore.

Of course you wouldn't be a whore, not at that price. You would be an escort ^_^
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Mead
11/19/2017
10:15 PM
#6
Sure I like money and lack shame
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darcandkharg31
11/19/2017
10:16 PM
#7
Fuck it, nah, I was gonna try suggest a work around or something but i'll probably get modded for being too lewd.
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Sarcasthma
11/19/2017
10:18 PM
#8
I only have to pay $100,000?
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Syntheticon
11/19/2017
11:43 PM
#9
Zangulus posted...
A) Im not a whore.
B) Im married.

Pick one.
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ssj4supervegeta
11/20/2017
12:08 AM
#10
Mead posted...
Sure I like money and lack shame

yeah this.
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NejiHyuga900
11/20/2017
12:35 AM
#11
No, because I might get "goosebumps" thinking about it.
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wwinterj25
11/20/2017
12:36 AM
#12
TheOrangeMisfit posted...
You can either give or receive. Would you?

Yes. I'd be the giver though. Probably keep the lights off too.
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VeeVees
11/20/2017
01:09 AM
#13
30 min of penetration? That's longer than porn scenes.
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MICHALECOLE
11/20/2017
03:22 AM
#14
Id fuck the shit out of him
benbeverfaqs
11/20/2017
06:51 AM
#15
"Would you have sex with R.L Stine for $100,000?"

If I had to pay that: nah, that's about 100k too expensive.
If I was paid that amount: sure, you can do a lot with 100k.
DocDelicious
11/20/2017
07:17 AM
#16
I don't think there are many people I wouldn't fuck for $100k.
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gguirao
11/20/2017
12:45 PM
#18
No.
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argonautweakend
11/20/2017
12:47 PM
#19
Zangulus posted...
A) Im not a whore.
B) Im married.

lolwut

why does this matter
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argonautweakend
11/20/2017
12:51 PM
#21
What I meant is if your wife doesnt understand you should divorce her.

i mean...
LinkPizza
11/20/2017
12:52 PM
#22
Zangulus posted...
Golden Road posted...
Zangulus posted...
Im not a whore.

Of course you wouldn't be a whore, not at that price. You would be an escort ^_^


Its not even that much money...

Maybe to you. I would be happy with that amount. Haha.
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argonautweakend
11/20/2017
12:58 PM
#24
I aint bein serious.
darcandkharg31
11/20/2017
12:59 PM
#25
Obviously Zang is not comfortable with his sexuality, I mean, if you not willing to bang dudes for money than that means you're closeted.
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