Remember when Ted Nugent wrote that song about banging a 13 year old girl?

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The song is called Jailbait if anyone wants to look up the lyrics
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"I'm Mary Poppins ya'll!"
I've got no inhibitions
So keep your keys out of your ignition
I steal a car like I got the curse
I can't resist the old lady's purse

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time

Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you're probably clean
There's one little think I got do to you

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time

Sad but true

So tell your mama that I'm back in town
She likes us boys when it's time to get down
She's got this craving for the underage;
I just might be your mamas' brand new rage

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've gots to have you in a matter of time, now babe

Honey, you, you, you look so nice
She's young, she's tender
Won't you please surrender
She so fine, she's mine
All the time, I woke my mind

It's all right baby, it's quite all right I asked your mama

Wait a minute officer; wait a minute officer
Don't put those handcuffs on me, what about her?
Hey, I'll share her with you!
" Dogs smell like they've had too much fun and need a bath
Cats smell like espionage
" - Mead
that's actually a lil fucked up
" Dogs smell like they've had too much fun and need a bath
Cats smell like espionage
" - Mead
helly posted the lyrics

all praise Mead
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead
"I'm Mary Poppins ya'll!"
Horrible
The song doesn't actually specify the age though, does it? He could be talking about a 16 or 17 y/o
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helIy posted...
Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen
" Dogs smell like they've had too much fun and need a bath
Cats smell like espionage
" - Mead
Well this is highly disturbing. I'm glad I wasn't planning to eat any time soon.
He's a piece of shit but stranglehold is a fucking masterpiece
helIy posted...
helIy posted...
Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen
You know that saying young enough to bleed ... ?
nesrtkfan posted...
You know that saying


Enj9XeV
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead
"I'm Mary Poppins ya'll!"
Zeus posted...
The song doesn't actually specify the age though, does it? He could be talking about a 16 or 17 y/o


You mean like KISS did?



Yup, KISS and Gene Simmons have never come off as creepy.
helIy posted...
helIy posted...
Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen


Oh, glanced it over then control+f'd "13" rather than "thirteen"
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why did mead delete his post that was posted 1 second faster than mine where we both said the same thing
" Dogs smell like they've had too much fun and need a bath
Cats smell like espionage
" - Mead
Good question something fishy going on
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead
"I'm Mary Poppins ya'll!"
I remember as a young Snuggletoof being at day care. I was friends with the caretaker's daughter and the two of us would always go into her room and listen to their Ted Nugent cassette because it had "Kiss My Ass" on it. And we'd laugh because we'd get away with listening to swears...

Fred Bear was pretty dope, though.
Mead posted...
all praise Mead


Hail Hydra
They all have sex with underage fans
Poll of the Day » Remember when Ted Nugent wrote that song about banging a 13 year old girl?