So imagine that I'm a sexy lady...

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What DO you DO?





I accuse you of sexual assault from the 30 years ago, but I'm prepared to drop the case if you pay me 1000 moneys.
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Don't pay, sue your ass in court, and then sexually harass you after because no ones gonna believe you.
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I'll pay you 5 bucks to give me head instead. That sounds like a more reasonable deal to me.
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30 years ago I was in kindergarten. I think you have some difficulty proving that accusation.
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
30 years ago I was in kindergarten. I think you have some difficulty proving that accusation.


At what age did you start showing interest in the opposite sex?
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Don't pay, sue your ass in court, and then sexually harass you after because no ones gonna believe you.


Maybe Roy More isn't such a bad guy. Did he actually assault anyone?
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I wasn't alive 30 years ago so I would sue you for defamation and blackmail.
Lobomoon posted...
I accuse you of sexual assault from the 30 years ago, but I'm prepared to drop the case if you pay me 1000 moneys.

So you're at least 43?
nesrtkfan posted...
Lobomoon posted...
I accuse you of sexual assault from the 30 years ago, but I'm prepared to drop the case if you pay me 1000 moneys.

So you're at least 43?


Well, you don't have to be so literal. Adjust the question to your particular age / sexual preferences and so on.
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Lobomoon posted...
I accuse you of sexual assault from the 30 years ago, but I'm prepared to drop the case if you pay me 1000 moneys.

first I need to see what you look like now otherwise my imagination would not work also 30 years ago I was 7 and definately thought girls were icky :P.
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Locke90 posted...
Lobomoon posted...
I accuse you of sexual assault from the 30 years ago, but I'm prepared to drop the case if you pay me 1000 moneys.

first I need to see what you look like now otherwise my imagination would not work also 30 years ago I was 7 and definately thought girls were icky :P.


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Lokarin posted...
I have time; run you into the dirt even if it costs far far more out of principal.

Then after you win the case, sexually harass the FUCK out of them.

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Lokarin posted...
I have time; run you into the dirt even if it costs far far more out of principal.


And how would you do that exactly?
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Lobomoon posted...
Lokarin posted...
I have time; run you into the dirt even if it costs far far more out of principal.


And how would you do that exactly?


libel suits, thousands of them
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Lokarin posted...
Lobomoon posted...
Lokarin posted...
I have time; run you into the dirt even if it costs far far more out of principal.


And how would you do that exactly?


libel suits, thousands of them


Do you have money, time and lawyers to file them all?
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My seven-year-old self tried to get with Lobomoon?

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RIP_Supa posted...
I've seen some stuff
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