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What kinda drunk are you?
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» What kinda drunk are you?
"If you didn't see the 10 empty beer cans, you'd never know I've been drinking" drunk.
"when in the f*** did i ever make claims to be anything other than a troll? seriously. name me one f***ing time." - schmen,trollpolice,noopnoop 3/5/18
SunWuKung420 posted...
You can control yourself that well? With those kinda powers, you can drink n drive, and nobody can stop you :P
"If you didn't see the 10 empty beer cans, you'd never know I've been drinking" drunk.
You can control yourself that well? With those kinda powers, you can drink n drive, and nobody can stop you :P
minervo posted...
Never drink and drive.
SunWuKung420 posted...
"If you didn't see the 10 empty beer cans, you'd never know I've been drinking" drunk.
You can control yourself that well? With those kinda powers, you can drink n drive, and nobody can stop you :P
Never drink and drive.
"when in the f*** did i ever make claims to be anything other than a troll? seriously. name me one f***ing time." - schmen,trollpolice,noopnoop 3/5/18
not really sure, since I have a corona or a shot of crown royal only a handful of times a year (dad was an alcoholic, and was beaten by my brother while he was under the influence of drugs and\or alcohol)
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SunWuKung420 posted...
But u just said it doesn't phase you unless someone sees the evidence.
minervo posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
"If you didn't see the 10 empty beer cans, you'd never know I've been drinking" drunk.
You can control yourself that well? With those kinda powers, you can drink n drive, and nobody can stop you :P
Never drink and drive.
But u just said it doesn't phase you unless someone sees the evidence.
I'm "I love everybody" until somebody directly antagonizes me. Then things go badly.
"message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ?
- SlayerX888
All of the above, sometimes even in that order.
SunWuKung420 posted...
Pretty much this.
"If you didn't see the 10 empty beer cans, you'd never know I've been drinking" drunk.
Pretty much this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk
-- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. --
-- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. --
Neither fight nor love someone. I'm a chilled out drink though who just likes to enjoy himself.
One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
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minervo posted...
Just because I'm very functional doesn't mean I'm irresponsible.
SunWuKung420 posted...
minervo posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
"If you didn't see the 10 empty beer cans, you'd never know I've been drinking" drunk.
You can control yourself that well? With those kinda powers, you can drink n drive, and nobody can stop you :P
Never drink and drive.
But u just said it doesn't phase you unless someone sees the evidence.
Just because I'm very functional doesn't mean I'm irresponsible.
"when in the f*** did i ever make claims to be anything other than a troll? seriously. name me one f***ing time." - schmen,trollpolice,noopnoop 3/5/18
SunWuKung420 posted...
I bought a breathalyzer for my own amusement, and apparently I'm a lightweight.
"Man, I'm pretty drunk"
(blow a .07)
"what? still legal?"
Thought I got it up to 27.27 once, but then I closed one eye.
Just because I'm very functional doesn't mean I'm irresponsible.
I bought a breathalyzer for my own amusement, and apparently I'm a lightweight.
"Man, I'm pretty drunk"
(blow a .07)
"what? still legal?"
Thought I got it up to 27.27 once, but then I closed one eye.
Excessive, bad jokes rarely punctuated by projectile vomiting.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
High functioning alcoholic.
You'd never know I was drinking if I didn't tell you.
You'd never know I was drinking if I didn't tell you.
o7
Let strength be granted so the world might be mended.
Let strength be granted so the world might be mended.
I'm
intentionally
a very low functioning drunk.
Get drunk as hell as fast as possible, and just sustain until the sun comes up.
Get drunk as hell as fast as possible, and just sustain until the sun comes up.
I usually just get a little lulzy. Then after a while I usually start to feel asleep.
And when I eventually come home, I start to think I'm already feeling I'm getting too old for this shit : /
And when I eventually come home, I start to think I'm already feeling I'm getting too old for this shit : /
LeetCheet posted...
Shit, I just stay home.
Vastly less likely to end up in jail, and far less embarrassing when I puke all over everything.
And when I eventually come home, I start to think I'm already feeling I'm getting too old for this shit : /
Shit, I just stay home.
Vastly less likely to end up in jail, and far less embarrassing when I puke all over everything.
I'm a tired drunk. But only after a certain amount. And apparently cute, too. Girls kept taking pictures with me while I was drunk.
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I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around.
I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around.
Questionmarktarius posted...
Oh I haven't gone out drinking for years. For the last couple of years I've only been drinking with the same friend at his place and playing games(mostly Smash Bros).
He lives just around the corner were I live as well so it's not a long walk home which is nice.
I used to drink with my brother and another friend but he moved away a couple of years ago.
And my brother, well, he's apparently pissed off about something and we haven't spoken in almost two years and counting.
LinkPizza posted...
That doesn't seem too bad though. Must be nice to have girls coming up to you taking pics with you.
I'm pretty sure there are many guys who would like to have that happen to them.
Shit, I just stay home.
Vastly less likely to end up in jail, and far less embarrassing when I puke all over everything.
Oh I haven't gone out drinking for years. For the last couple of years I've only been drinking with the same friend at his place and playing games(mostly Smash Bros).
He lives just around the corner were I live as well so it's not a long walk home which is nice.
I used to drink with my brother and another friend but he moved away a couple of years ago.
And my brother, well, he's apparently pissed off about something and we haven't spoken in almost two years and counting.
LinkPizza posted...
I'm a tired drunk. But only after a certain amount. And apparently cute, too. Girls kept taking pictures with me while I was drunk.
That doesn't seem too bad though. Must be nice to have girls coming up to you taking pics with you.
I'm pretty sure there are many guys who would like to have that happen to them.
"I wanna go to sleep" kinda drunk.
420 blaze it.
420 blaze it.
Other: all of the above AND functional.
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Most of the time I just want to go to bed drunk.
Weird thing is I never really get hungover but I get massive headaches. Even when I only had two or three beers.
Weird thing is I never really get hungover but I get massive headaches. Even when I only had two or three beers.
I voted wrong but I'm a happy drunk
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the White-Sounding Black Chick
the White-Sounding Black Chick
A very loving drunk, and social, which I wish I was sober, if it weren't for the alcoholism that runs in my blood I would drink a lot more, but I don't wanna fall into that trap
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SunWuKung420 posted...
This, i used to drink then drive to a fancy restaurant order a nice meal then drive home and pass out on the couch.
"If you didn't see the 10 empty beer cans, you'd never know I've been drinking" drunk.
This, i used to drink then drive to a fancy restaurant order a nice meal then drive home and pass out on the couch.
The rare times I'm drunk I'm pretty much just a happy drunk. Fairly high functional unless I've been doing shots or drinking cider (don't know why cider affects me as much as it does) but nowhere stupid enough to drive, regardless of how sober you seem? You still have reduced reaction times.
The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist.
A mix between I love everyone and stupid.
Violet_Blooded posted...
Sounds dangerous.
SunWuKung420 posted...
"If you didn't see the 10 empty beer cans, you'd never know I've been drinking" drunk.
This, i used to drink then drive to a fancy restaurant order a nice meal then drive home and pass out on the couch.
Sounds dangerous.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Drunk is a destination, not a journey.
Sarcasthma posted...
During all the years i was drinking i only got caught twice and i bribed my way out.. and only reversed into a taxi once and also settled it with money.
Violet_Blooded posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
"If you didn't see the 10 empty beer cans, you'd never know I've been drinking" drunk.
This, i used to drink then drive to a fancy restaurant order a nice meal then drive home and pass out on the couch.
Sounds dangerous.
During all the years i was drinking i only got caught twice and i bribed my way out.. and only reversed into a taxi once and also settled it with money.
I'll just dump this here:
One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
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Hmm quite a few people never drink, but I guess they don't wanna post.
Where my sober squad at?
Where my sober squad at?
GT:Linkman6
I love everyone
I will change this when I think of something new.
Have never drunk and likely never will.
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Everyone loves me when I'm drunk
Official
Sneezer
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I turn into ziggi, ok?
Who said that?
The kind that forgets his acquaintances are a bunch of uncultured day laborers and warehouse jockeys, and insists on discussing horrifically nerdy things like the Constitution, foreign politics, the storytelling techniques of videogames and ancient sci-fi movies, or underrated JRPG characters(from a
gameplay
perspective, no less!). Real inner circle shit.
Well, more pre-drunk than anything. I cut it off before I'm too far gone.
I'm surprised no one's knifed me in the ass by now.
Well, more pre-drunk than anything. I cut it off before I'm too far gone.
I'm surprised no one's knifed me in the ass by now.
Stop reporting each other. Go post in other topics and chill.
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High energy, very talkative
Basically the opposite of my sober personality
Basically the opposite of my sober personality
If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood
Kaguya_Kimimaro posted...
Nothing wrong with that
Have never drunk and likely never will.
Nothing wrong with that
If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood
you guys are lucky it takes a lot to even get me buzzed
my alcohol resistance is way to high
my alcohol resistance is way to high
Having a goal is good, but don't let your goal depress you. Goals are meant to inspire.
BlazeAndBlade posted...
Sometimes you just need to discover the right kind of alcohol, as I mentioned earlier? Cider gets me drunk fast, don't know why but it does. Maybe the sugar in it is to blame.
you guys are lucky it takes a lot to even get me buzzed
my alcohol resistance is way to high
Sometimes you just need to discover the right kind of alcohol, as I mentioned earlier? Cider gets me drunk fast, don't know why but it does. Maybe the sugar in it is to blame.
The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist.
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