I got a new toilet with a bidet seat and it's amazing.

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RCtheWSBC
03/02/2023
03:28 PM
#1
This toilet: https://www.totousa.com/drake-washlet-plus-c2-two-piece-toilet-128gpf-universal-height

I love it. I love the heated seat. I love the dryer. I didn't think I'd love a toilet so much. I can sit here all day.
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VampireCoyote
03/02/2023
03:34 PM
#2
$1200 seems like a lot but I have no idea how much even a regular toilet is
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RCtheWSBC
03/02/2023
04:08 PM
#3
VampireCoyote posted...
$1200 seems like a lot but I have no idea how much even a regular toilet is
It actually cost $890! Definitely more than average, but so far it's been worth it.
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DirtBasedSoap
03/02/2023
04:13 PM
#4
women will still never know the pleasure of blasting shit stuck to the side of the bowl with your own piss
im gay
RCtheWSBC
03/02/2023
04:34 PM
#5
That may be true, but the pleasure of the bidet blasting my cleet is
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DirtBasedSoap
03/02/2023
04:56 PM
#6
I feel kinda bad for bullying this fat kid in high school named Mark. He used to take dumps after 3rd period English and we all caught on to him leaving skiddys in the bowl, we started calling him skid mark
im gay
RCtheWSBC
03/02/2023
05:13 PM
#7
Kids are such assholes dude lol
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pedro45
03/02/2023
05:13 PM
#8
A bidet is pretty amazing. I teased my fiance for getting one, but it is quite useful. It saves paper and makes me feel more clean.
During hot and sweaty summers, it's very, very useful.
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Zedonra
03/02/2023
05:51 PM
#9
DirtBasedSoap posted...
I feel kinda bad for bullying this fat kid in high school named Mark. He used to take dumps after 3rd period English and we all caught on to him leaving skiddys in the bowl, we started calling him skid mark

Just googled it for science and apparently it means you are not consuming enough fiber. So I guess all the nasty members of the public who leave skid marks in public toilets is due to them eating like absolute garbage. I can't remember a single time in my life where my poo stained a public toilet bowl.
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RCtheWSBC
03/02/2023
06:01 PM
#10
lmao I just used the bidet again and my cat is freaking out by the noises it makes
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RCtheWSBC
03/02/2023
06:08 PM
#12
Spit water like, out your mouth? Or your butt? You can never be too sure!
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SoreChasm
03/02/2023
06:10 PM
#13
Guys what the fuck is a cleet?
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RCtheWSBC
03/02/2023
06:19 PM
#14
SoreChasm posted...
Guys what the fuck is a cleet?
Oh, honey...
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DirtBasedSoap
03/02/2023
06:26 PM
#15
Zangulus posted...
According to people on the ticktocks you spit water if the pressure is too high? Is that correct because Ive always wanted a bidet and that would be a positive.
yeah dude it cleans you out so good. great for spicy food dumps
im gay
BADoglick
03/02/2023
07:15 PM
#16
Once you go bidet it's hard not to look down at everyone else like they're mud butt savages
BADoglick to the Max!
pedro45
03/02/2023
08:00 PM
#17
RCtheWSBC posted...
Oh, honey...
I knew someone engaged and trying to get pregnant by a guy who already had a kid, who admitted he didn't know where or what one was. We really, really, really need to improve our sex education in America.

DirtBasedSoap posted...
yeah dude it cleans you out so good. great for spicy food dumps

It honestly makes me go better. Like, it encourages my system to move.
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potdnewb
03/02/2023
09:33 PM
#19
my personal nurse uses a sponge
his touch is so gentle
BUMPED2002
03/03/2023
08:12 AM
#20
America for some reason hasn't gotten in line with the technology in toilets.
SpankageBros
RCtheWSBC
03/03/2023
09:49 AM
#21
BUMPED2002 posted...
America for some reason hasn't gotten in line with the technology in toilets.
Word. That and squatting postures for pooping. The Squatty Potty is also a life-changing product for me!
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Nade_Duck
03/03/2023
11:48 AM
#22
i shit standing up and fully erect like a man should.
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RCtheWSBC
03/03/2023
03:49 PM
#23
Nade_Duck posted...
i shit standing up and fully erect like a man should.
Hey I don't kink shame
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faramir77
03/03/2023
09:32 PM
#24
DirtBasedSoap posted...
I feel kinda bad for bullying this fat kid in high school named Mark. He used to take dumps after 3rd period English and we all caught on to him leaving skiddys in the bowl, we started calling him skid mark

That's funny as fuck lmaoooo
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Lil_Bit83
03/05/2023
04:12 PM
#25
RCtheWSBC posted...
Word. That and squatting postures for pooping. The Squatty Potty is also a life-changing product for me!
I imagine that would get hard for older folks with arthritis.
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SoreChasm
03/05/2023
05:54 PM
#26
pedro45 posted...
I knew someone engaged and trying to get pregnant by a guy who already had a kid, who admitted he didn't know where or what one was. We really, really, really need to improve our sex education in America.
Damn dude calm down I was just kidding about not knowing what a cleet is. @pedro45

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RCtheWSBC
03/05/2023
06:13 PM
#27
Lmao

I didn't know if the actual word was covered by gfaqs' censor filter
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SoreChasm
03/05/2023
06:16 PM
#28
Yeah, I actually blanked on what you were talking about until today because Im periodically stupid.

Wonder if the mods will spank me for saying I owned a pair of soccer clits.
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RCtheWSBC
03/05/2023
06:24 PM
#29
SoreChasm posted...
Wonder if the mods will spank me for saying I owned a pair of soccer clits.
Hahahahaha

I'll take a spanking too
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Lil_Bit83
03/06/2023
12:52 PM
#30
you people are hilarious
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adjl
03/06/2023
03:08 PM
#31
Lil_Bit83 posted...
I imagine that would get hard for older folks with arthritis.

Squatty potties are just a little platform that sits in front of the toilet that puts you in more of a squatting position when you put your feet on it. You're still putting your full weight on the toilet, so people with limited mobility don't have to worry about supporting themselves in a squatting position. If their hips are bad enough that it's uncomfortable to have their knees up that high, it could still be a problem, but in general it's not something that demands that much mobility.
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CarefreeDude
03/06/2023
03:39 PM
#32
I recently got a bidet and it's really nice
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