How long would it take you to eat an entire rotisserie chicken?

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BADoglick
09/26/2023
07:59 PM
#1

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captpackrat
09/27/2023
06:26 AM
#2
The last several that I bought from Costco I ended up throwing away part of. I hate throwing away food, but at least Costco chickens are enormous and cheap.
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Lokarin
09/27/2023
06:38 AM
#3
I don't really like dark meat, so I wouldn't eat the whole thing... but moreover

...I would feel really guilty

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Dikitain
09/27/2023
07:09 AM
#4
When I worked in an office, I would buy one on a Sunday and split it up into 4 meals for lunch. So I guess a week? Although realistically, probably two days.
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ParanoidObsessive
09/27/2023
07:30 AM
#5
I'd never be able to eat an entire rotisserie chicken, because I hate chicken wings.

I enjoy breasts (no jokes), and I'm willing to eat drumsticks, but I'd throw the wings out unless someone else wanted to eat them.

It's why if I ever buy rotisserie chicken at all, I only buy the separate breast-only ones.
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slacker03150
09/27/2023
08:37 AM
#7
I could eat it in under an hour, but usually shred it up and have it for several meals throughout the week.
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adjl
09/27/2023
08:58 AM
#8
Depends how I'm using it. Generally, a pound of chicken (usually thighs) will give us 6-8 servings of whatever I'm cooking with it, which is 3-4 nights, so I'd expect a whole chicken to last about a week. That's a long time to keep it, though, so I'd probably end up freezing some of it to use in a later recipe.
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darkknight109
09/27/2023
08:58 AM
#9
I usually grab one, a loaf of fancy bread, and some broccoli and that's two meals for me.

If it was just the chicken on its own with no sides, I could eat it as one serving.
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Metalsonic66
09/27/2023
10:23 AM
#10
An hour if I was hungry enough
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Dikitain
09/27/2023
10:38 AM
#11
Metalsonic66 posted...
An hour if I was hungry enough
I last boss at my previous job would buy one every time he went grocery shopping with his wife and eat the entire thing before they even got home. LOL!
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CashPrizes
09/27/2023
10:38 AM
#12
I could eat a whole one in 20 minutes no problem if it is a food challenge.

I would only eat half at a time myself tho, and still would probably only take me 20 minutes eating casually.
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Yellow
09/27/2023
12:44 PM
#13
I'm not fat but I could eat the whole thing in one go if I wanted to.
Judgmenl
09/27/2023
01:26 PM
#14
I've eaten an entire one in one sitting before and I'm a normal weight.
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Revelation34
09/27/2023
01:28 PM
#15
I've eaten a good chunk of a Costco size one in one sitting but that was years ago and I don't get as hungry now.

I could probably still do a normal sized one in a hour still though.
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BADoglick
09/27/2023
02:29 PM
#16
I eat the equivalent of two rotisserie chickens every single day, even on vacation. I also consume about 10 to 12k calories per day in general. And I generally go to bed at night still feeling kinda hungry. I burn through a lot of calories though. My workouts are intense and I play hockey multiple times a week
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Krazy_Kirby
09/27/2023
03:47 PM
#17
the entire thing? I'm not going to eat bone
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DirtBasedSoap
09/27/2023
04:37 PM
#18
I did it in like 30 minutes about a month ago
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SoreChasm
09/27/2023
04:43 PM
#19
BADoglick posted...
I eat the equivalent of two rotisserie chickens every single day, even on vacation. I also consume about 10 to 12k calories per day in general.
Yeah, I recall you mentioning this a few times already.
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DirtBasedSoap
09/27/2023
05:24 PM
#20
SoreChasm posted...
Yeah, I recall you mentioning this a few times already.
imagine the focal point of your online personality being the fact that you eat too much chicken every day
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Muscles
09/27/2023
05:39 PM
#21
I mean, if I really tried I could do it under an hour but if I ate just enough to satisfy me in a sitting then a couple of days
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SoreChasm
09/27/2023
06:29 PM
#22
DirtBasedSoap posted...
imagine the focal point of your online personality being the fact that you eat too much chicken every day
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Berating
09/27/2023
06:42 PM
#23
i was thinking like 20 minutes tops

with a hefty side of fries and maybe a salad if i'm feeling fancy
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BADoglick
09/27/2023
07:02 PM
#24
DirtBasedSoap posted...
imagine the focal point of your online personality being the fact that you eat too much chicken every day

That's the focal point of my real life personality too so at least I'm consistent
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SoreChasm
09/27/2023
11:36 PM
#25
BADoglick posted...
That's the focal point of my real life personality too so at least I'm consistent
Honestly, Im impressed by your dedication. Id die if I had to eat the same thing for an entire week.
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fishy071
09/28/2023
12:40 AM
#26
It would take me a few days.
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KJ_StErOiDs
09/28/2023
09:06 AM
#27
It would go bad first.

Im not much a fan of chicken, even less a fan of chicken with bones, so Id leave it for the bacteria and fungus.
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fettster777
10/03/2023
03:42 PM
#28
I only eat the legs, thighs, and wings. I give the rest to my wife.
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Judgmenl
10/03/2023
04:00 PM
#30
BoomerKuwanger posted...
Are people answering this as how quickly they could eat one or do a bunch of people really buy rotisserie chickens and eat the whole thing in one sitting? I mean I bet I could eat one in an hour, but I wouldn't
I usually eat half but when I was 220lbs (I am 170 now) I would periodically have an entire one (and nothing else) for dinner.
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captpackrat
10/03/2023
07:51 PM
#31
One of the Costco chickens (the big ones), I usually get about 4 or 5 meals using the breast meat as an ingredient (for pizzas, pasta, rice, etc), plus at least 2 meals just eating the legs & wings, 3-4 if I use them for other dishes. That's how I can end up with one going bad so easily.
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SomeUsername529
10/04/2023
10:05 AM
#32
There's a chain called "Old Style Chicken" (I guess that's how I'd translate it) in Korea that sells whole fried chickens and one is a meal. If I were buying a chicken for sandwich/salad purposes then I guess it'd last for a handful of meals and take a few days.
dedbus
10/04/2023
04:11 PM
#33
Two days for two meals for two people, but now they are so small the average child could eat one as a side.
Revelation34
10/05/2023
02:04 AM
#34
dedbus posted...
Two days for two meals for two people, but now they are so small the average child could eat one as a side.


Are you getting Cornish hen rotisserie chickens?
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captpackrat
10/05/2023
07:11 AM
#35
Revelation34 posted...
Are you getting Cornish hen rotisserie chickens?
The ones they have at Walmart are pretty tiny. And cost the same as the Costco monster chickens.
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GGuirao13
10/07/2023
03:45 AM
#36
A few days.
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Zareth
10/07/2023
03:51 AM
#37
I don't know about a chicken, but I can eat a peach for hours
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ReturnOfFa
10/07/2023
04:07 AM
#38
I don't think Tom finishes his 3 chickens.
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SoreChasm
10/07/2023
06:28 AM
#39
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