If you were Adam, would you have eaten the forbidden fruit offered by Eve?

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YoshitoKikuchi
05/29/2017
10:24 PM
#1
If you were Adam, would you have eaten the forbidden fruit offered by Eve?


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Would you disobey God?
Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead
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Electrokinesis
05/29/2017
10:27 PM
#2
I've read the fruit was actually a pomegranate. No.
It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi
lilORANG
05/29/2017
10:29 PM
#3
No. That's such an obvious test. "Hello, my human creations. I'm going to put this magic fruit here in an easily accessible place that will give you infinite knowledge but, you must not ever eat it"

gee, maybe there's more to it than that? stupid primitive humans, ruining it for the rest of us.
#FeelTheBern
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sondast
05/29/2017
10:30 PM
#4
No, I would have ignored her and asked God if he could make me a Steve instead.
Take a lesson from parakeets. If you're ever feeling lonely, just eat in front of a mirror.
YoshitoKikuchi
05/29/2017
10:36 PM
#5
Electrokinesis posted...
I've read the fruit was actually a pomegranate. No.


What's wrong with a pomegranate?
Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead
http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg
Offworlder1
05/29/2017
10:36 PM
#6
Would have asked why she is so determined to fuck things up for us and ask god for a smarter woman who maybe he will get right this time.
"Always two there are, a master and an apprentice"
MorbidFaithless
05/29/2017
10:37 PM
#7
Hell yeah


All the cool kids sin
http://www.gifsoup.com/view4/1497506/bunnies-o.gif If I'm being honest I don't really expect a movie about mutant humanoid turtles to get good reviews ever.
TheLazyChampion
05/29/2017
10:38 PM
#8
"Now that the only human vagina has departed from the Garden, I suppose I'll just have to make the most of it and..."

*voraciously devours the fruit*
MabusIncarnate
05/29/2017
10:39 PM
#9
I would have went for the fur burger instead
Ten million dollars on a losing campaign
Twenty million starving and writhing in pain
Sativa_Rose
05/29/2017
10:41 PM
#10
MabusIncarnate posted...
I would have went for the fur burger instead


This. Pubic hair ain't stopping this motormouth from going downtown ;)
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
Chicken_Butt
05/29/2017
10:44 PM
#11
I would have eaten that forbidden booty instead.

Tfw god gets mad over an apple but wouldn't care if I got my face all up in Eve's pooper
JlM
05/29/2017
10:46 PM
#12
“Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says, do what you like, guys, oh, but don't eat the apple. Surprise surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting "Gotcha". It wouldn't have made any difference if they hadn't eaten it.' 'Why not?' 'Because if you're dealing with somebody who has the sort of mentality which likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under them you know perfectly well they won't give up. They'll get you in the end.”
I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well.
Pittsburgh
Sativa_Rose
05/29/2017
10:53 PM
#13
Chicken_Butt posted...
Tfw god gets mad over an apple but wouldn't care if I got my face all up in Eve's pooper


Oh, and believe me, that pooper would be getting licked clean
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
scoobydoobydont
05/29/2017
10:56 PM
#14
God isn't the boss of me, I want that yummy knowledge.
http://i.imgur.com/z16bN1C.gif
YoshitoKikuchi
05/29/2017
11:01 PM
#15
Sativa_Rose posted...
Chicken_Butt posted...
Tfw god gets mad over an apple but wouldn't care if I got my face all up in Eve's pooper


Oh, and believe me, that pooper would be getting licked clean


o.O
Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead
http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg
Electrokinesis
05/29/2017
11:04 PM
#16
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Electrokinesis posted...
I've read the fruit was actually a pomegranate. No.


What's wrong with a pomegranate?

I can't think of anything less tempting than a pomegranate.
It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi
Sativa_Rose
05/29/2017
11:05 PM
#17
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
Chicken_Butt posted...
Tfw god gets mad over an apple but wouldn't care if I got my face all up in Eve's pooper


Oh, and believe me, that pooper would be getting licked clean


o.O


I mean I'd wash it in the river first but still I'm going to town >_>
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
KlRBEH
05/29/2017
11:05 PM
#18
If I was Adam I would've said "We don't love these hoes" and slapped the fruit from her hand
http://i.imgur.com/fUaBI.jpg
I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH
YoshitoKikuchi
05/29/2017
11:26 PM
#19
Sativa_Rose posted...
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
Chicken_Butt posted...
Tfw god gets mad over an apple but wouldn't care if I got my face all up in Eve's pooper


Oh, and believe me, that pooper would be getting licked clean


o.O


I mean I'd wash it in the river first but still I'm going to town >_>


Hmm
Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead
http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg
Turbam
05/29/2017
11:29 PM
#20
If Adam wasn't a fucking beta and stood up for himself we could all be living in absolute haromny, butt naked and surrounded by animals.
~snip (V)_(; ;)_(V) snip~
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Feline_Heart
05/29/2017
11:31 PM
#21
I would've let her try it and then waited a while to see how it affected her
Darmik
05/29/2017
11:32 PM
#22
lilORANG posted...
No. That's such an obvious test. "Hello, my human creations. I'm going to put this magic fruit here in an easily accessible place that will give you infinite knowledge but, you must not ever eat it"

gee, maybe there's more to it than that? stupid primitive humans, ruining it for the rest of us.


But Adam won't get laid unless he's a bad boy
Kind Regards,
Darmik
Mist_Turnips
05/29/2017
11:32 PM
#23
Chicken_Butt posted...
I would have eaten that forbidden booty instead.

Tfw god gets mad over an apple but wouldn't care if I got my face all up in Eve's pooper

@God
Can we get your input on this?
"They say if you don't hide your belly button, lightning could take it away from you! What would happen if it did?"
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