Bestow the money onto me, comrade.
People would pay me money to watch me shit.
Define "perfect shit"
I've struggled pooping for like three years. It's like I'm constantly constipated but still manage to squeeze out a few small floating turds each time and then my ass gets itchy as hell no matter how much I wipe.
I'd fucking pay $20,000 to fix that.
Those monsters that just slide out without a trace and sit in the bowl like a smooth, fat, brown cobra and make you feel 10 pounds lighter?
Hnnnggggg.
The shits.
Perfect shits are great and all
But imagine all the fiber 20k could buy
The amount of lifetime time I'd save not having those rough shits would be worth the 20k.
Bestow the money onto me, comrade.
Are we talking perfect as in feels super relieving after and you feel like you accomplished something. .. and then when you wipe it only takes one wipe.
If so I'll take perfect poops. 20k comes and goes but being satisfied once a day with a great shit... that stays for life.
NES4EVER posted...
Are we talking perfect as in feels super relieving after and you feel like you accomplished something. .. and then when you wipe it only takes one wipe.
If so I'll take perfect poops. 20k comes and goes but being satisfied once a day with a great shit... that stays for life.
Brother, I'm talking the Cadillac of shits each and every time.
berlyman101 posted...
NES4EVER posted...
Are we talking perfect as in feels super relieving after and you feel like you accomplished something. .. and then when you wipe it only takes one wipe.
If so I'll take perfect poops. 20k comes and goes but being satisfied once a day with a great shit... that stays for life.
Brother, I'm talking the Cadillac of shits each and every time.
Oh shit. Where do I sign?
Money. I need my shit time.
I take fiber supplements regularly so my shits are rather great.
Back_Stabbath posted...
Those monsters that just slide out without a trace and sit in the bowl like a smooth, fat, brown cobra and make you feel 10 pounds lighter?
Hnnnggggg.
The shits.
This guy gets it.
The rest of you are selfish and underappreciate a wipe-free shit.
Back_Stabbath posted...
Those monsters that just slide out without a trace and sit in the bowl like a smooth, fat, brown cobra and make you feel 10 pounds lighter?
Hnnnggggg.
The shits.
This guy gets it.
The rest of you are selfish and underappreciate a wipe-free shit.
Money brother a perfect shit every day just wouldn't be perfect anymore.
gotta go with perfect shits
I could eat all that spicy food that I love without regretting it the next day
no more diarrhea sticking to the inside of my ass and taking so long to wipe that it causes chafing
thats a nice sum, but perfect poos please. I mean just imagine if I do end up homeless for not taking the money, ill never have the stank butt like other bums
While my shits are pretty great at the moment, guaranteed "perfects shits" for the rest of my life seems far more valuable than 20k. That's not to say I couldn't use 20k but idk what my shits are gonna be like in 20-50 years.
I'll take 20k. Then i'll just take laxtive if it means i get constipation for the rest of my life.
20k a day, thats 7,300,000 a year. I wont have to work anymore.
You guys bring up good points. I change my vote. I want the perfect shits.
Ill make some serious returns on my investment when Im older. Give me the shits.
What would I do with such power as perfect s***s every time?
the shits
20k is nice and all, but imagine how glad you'll be you picked the perfect shits when you're old af and can't poop anymore
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Money. I need my shit time.
Not sure how the perfect shit conflicts with your shit time.
