For ones who don't want kids, are you excited to be the fun drunk Uncle/Aunt?

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BlazinBlue88
07/13/2020
01:20 PM
#1
These are your only two options.
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_Rinku_
07/13/2020
01:21 PM
#2
I have no siblings.
Thompson
07/13/2020
01:21 PM
#3
I am never drunk.
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monkmith
07/13/2020
01:23 PM
#5
nope. dont drink and i'm a cynic so i'm probably not considered fun by children.
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R1masher
07/13/2020
01:25 PM
#6
The one that shows up with gifts and then tries to undermine the parents brain washing and conditioning... yeah its great
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Pepys Monster
07/13/2020
01:28 PM
#7
They could also be the creepy uncle.
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BloodMoon7
07/13/2020
01:28 PM
#8
I have a high tolerance for alcohol and I also don't drink. I won't refuse but...I'll probably refuse.
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KStateKing17
07/13/2020
01:31 PM
#9
I'm not very close with all my siblings. I only see them once in a while and even that got worse with covid.
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tremain07
07/13/2020
01:33 PM
#10
I'm the annoying uncle that's negligent or annoyingly strict

Right now my Nephew is still sleeping even through it's almost 1 pm because he stayed up watching Fornite videos til 3AM he's 9 years old

A month ago I was watching my 11 year old Niece and she wouldn't get up in the morning to take her little pill thing so I blew an airhorn in her face til she got so mad she called her mother and demanded she be picked up.

Kids suck
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Sharashaska
07/13/2020
01:33 PM
#11
i already did become an uncle almost 2 years ago, so i'll try my best to be the fun drunk uncle and give her cool gifts.
my brother became a dad of a beautiful girl.
before we knew if its going to be a girl or boy, i bought a onesie based on the iconic yellow track suit from bruce lee.
after birth i was like 'well, she can be beatrix kiddo from kill bill' lol.
this year I'm getting her a one piece strawhat flag onesie, and the same one as a shirt for my bro
It's gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.
Balrog0
07/13/2020
01:34 PM
#12
Nope
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Master_Bass
07/13/2020
01:35 PM
#13
_Rinku_ posted...
I have no siblings.

Thompson posted...
I am never drunk.

Aeriis posted...
I am not fun.

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monkmith
07/13/2020
01:35 PM
#14
Sharashaska posted...
this year I'm getting her a one piece strawhat flag onesie, and the same one as a shirt for my bro
which her mother will immediately throw away...
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HBOSS
07/13/2020
01:37 PM
#15
at first i didnt like babies kids children but my brothers kids and babies... i cant imagine life without them now.

my brothers literally made me babysit for them. they dont cry when i carry them. when they became toddlers i was visiting my brothers more and more just to spend time with them.

theyd watch me play videogames or watch youtube. id watch youtube with them and laugh at silly stuff. i was playing subnautica and one them ask me to "play the fishie game" because the 4 yr old cant say subnautica yet lol id hook up my laptop to the big tv and use my controller. then when we done the older ones want to watch me play fortnite or minecraf

id play and let them play too. theyre so expressive when they play... aww.

now theyre in school. they always ask how old am i. i guess im the fun one. they sassy too talking back to me, asking me when im finishing college lol how come i play videogames all the time they see me. love them lil brats. lmao they got that from their parents. my brothers kid around too much.

oh, my brothers call them gamers. guess i had a hand in that. i fear the toxicity the gaming community though. they dont need to hear that shit but its everywhere and it sucks.
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Smashingpmkns
07/13/2020
01:38 PM
#16
I'm already an uncle and tbh it sucks because my nephews are the most unbehaved children I've ever met.
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Turbam
07/13/2020
01:40 PM
#17
tfw no fat booty wine aunt
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Sharashaska
07/13/2020
01:42 PM
#18
monkmith posted...
which her mother will immediately throw away...
nope. she already knows about it and liked the idea \./
It's gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.
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BlazinBlue88
07/13/2020
03:07 PM
#20
_Rinku_ posted...
I have no siblings.

Thompson posted...
I am never drunk.
So yall are having kids?

Aeriis posted...
I am not fun.
Why you always lyin?

monkmith posted...
nope. dont drink and i'm a cynic so i'm probably not considered fun by children.
Sounds like you'd be a great drunk uncle then.
https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS
BlazinBlue88
07/13/2020
03:10 PM
#21
tremain07 posted...
Right now my Nephew is still sleeping even through it's almost 1 pm because he stayed up watching Fornite videos til 3AM he's 9 years old
My brother in law is 11 years old, lives with us, and does the same thing. We let him because it's not like he's in school right now. Plus if we go anywhere like the river we tell him he's waking up at a certain time regardless how late he stays up. We let him do with that information how he sees fit.
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_Rinku_
07/13/2020
04:01 PM
#22
BlazinBlue88 posted...
So yall are having kids?
Nope!
Heartomaton
07/13/2020
04:04 PM
#23
Nope. If my loser brother ends up having any snot nosed little brats, I will be staying far away from them, just like I do with him.
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KogaSteelfang
07/13/2020
04:06 PM
#24
I'd love to be an uncle. Unfortunately it seems my brother and his wife have decided against it.
Work in progress, please be patient.
BlazinBlue88
07/13/2020
04:06 PM
#25
_Rinku_ posted...
Nope!
Oh ok. So you will be a fun drunk uncle then.
Sorry your earlier comment confused me.
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AlephZero
07/13/2020
04:06 PM
#26
lmao who is looking forward to being the single wine aunt at family gatherings always complaining about not being able to find a man
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Solo_Wing
07/13/2020
04:12 PM
#27
I don't know how to talk to a kid. Which is probably why I don't wanna be around one.
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BlazinBlue88
07/13/2020
04:16 PM
#28
AlephZero posted...
lmao who is looking forward to being the single wine aunt at family gatherings always complaining about not being able to find a man
Some people just don't need to be invited to family gatherings.

Solo_Wing posted...
I don't know how to talk to a kid. Which is probably why I don't wanna be around one.
Pretty easy honestly.
"Hey...you hungry? Here's some pizza pockets."
"Hey...you bored? Go wash my car."
"Hey...it's late. Go to sleep."
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pauIie
07/13/2020
04:23 PM
#29
already there with a nickname. druncle paul.
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_Rinku_
07/13/2020
04:48 PM
#30
BlazinBlue88 posted...
Oh ok. So you will be a fun drunk uncle then.
Sorry your earlier comment confused me.
Can't be an uncle without siblings.
R1masher
07/13/2020
04:50 PM
#31
Yikes, lotsa kincels outing themselves
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DarkChozoGhost
07/13/2020
04:51 PM
#32
Doubt my siblings are having kids. I'm the only one that wants them.

I'm a godfather and a lot of fun though
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BlazinBlue88
07/13/2020
04:54 PM
#33
_Rinku_ posted...
Can't be an uncle without siblings.


BlazinBlue88 posted...
These are your only two options.

https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS
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