Accidentally saw my dad naked the other night.

We only have 1 bathroom and it's situated in a hallway between my room and my parent's room.

So, it was like 4am and I had to pee. So I drowsily got up and headed to the bathroom. I stopped because the light was on, but the door was open. I stepped up next to the door and asked if anyone was in there. Dad yelled "yow!" for some reason lol. Anyway, I apologized and started leaning on the wall for him to come out.

...that's when it happened... I wasn't paying attention so when I saw him step out I glanced his way. He's just standing there totally naked looking at me. I was still drowsy so it took a second to register in my mind was I was looking at. I shouted "oh gosh, I didn't know!" And looked away as he ran his butt down the hall.

Why didn't he warn me? All he would've had to say is that he was naked and I would've gone back to my room. Why was he in there, fully naked with the door wide open? Thankfully I was too sleepy to register any details. All I remember now is his butt when he turned and I realized what happened.

He was bigger than you, wasnt he?

At least he wasn't making soup.

Was he making-

Xavier_On_High posted...

At least he wasn't making soup.

Damn it.

That was no accident

I walked in my mom and dad naked getting into the shower together on vacation when I was like seven. 25+ years later and Ill still unfortunately never forget that image.

Xavier_On_High posted...

At least he wasn't making soup.

You don't know that. Maybe he strips completely naked to make soup.

The only way to fix this is to let him see you naked. This will even things out and you can go back to normal. Just walk untothe living room, tell him "I'm sorry. I don't want to do this. But it's the only way for us to get back to normal" then drop your towel and run away.

Heartomaton posted...

You don't know that. Maybe he strips completely naked to make soup.

Don't we all?

Is his Wang huge?

VitalGetPrank posted...

He was bigger than you, wasnt he?

x_lone_x_wolf_x posted...

Is his Wang huge?

Thankfully, I didn't see much of his front side. Either that, or I blocked it out.
but probably. :(

TentacleDemon posted...

The only way to fix this is to let him see you naked. This will even things out and you can go back to normal. Just walk untothe living room, tell him "I'm sorry. I don't want to do this. But it's the only way for us to get back to normal" then drop your towel and run away.

I didn't see this post at first. I wish I was bold enough to do something like that. It'd be hilarious.

yow!

dr_strangelove posted...

saw my dad naked accidentally in the bath once when i was like five. it didnt really make much of an impression and it was not an embarrassing episode at least for me

It wasn't really that bad. I went back to sleep and everything was normal the next day. I asked mom why he was in there naked with the door open and she just said that she knew this would happen at some point.

Thanks for the warning guys. If I knew he did that type of thing I would've just waited in my room instead. Every other time I've seen him come out of his room he's wearing underwear.

ThyCorndog posted...

yow!

lol he did. Guess I surprised him. Also, he never shut the door either, even when he knew I was there.