Anybody know what might be wrong with my printer?

@divot1338
I caved and bought a new one. It was a massive pain to get set up, but it works perfectly. All my pictures are coming out perfect size. Well, except one that was tiny, but that's a much more manageable problem than not even printing in the page.

Thanks for all the help everyone. Sorry for posting million times in a row. Guess I'll be returning my other one.