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Ivynn
12/05/2022
03:36 PM
#1
Quicksand. There's no such thing!
http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif
wanderingshade
12/05/2022
03:38 PM
#2
It's real, it's just completely exaggerated that you can sink in it up to your neck in 9 seconds. You're really only going to get your shins muddy.
"You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?"
WilliamPorygon
12/05/2022
03:41 PM
#3
Gravity still applies even if I don't look down
Dolphins are people too!
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove
_BlueMonk
12/05/2022
03:42 PM
#4
wanderingshade posted...
It's real, it's just completely exaggerated that you can sink in it up to your neck in 9 seconds. You're really only going to get your shins muddy.
yup. i stuck my foot in some quicksand in malaysia at a beach. it was basically like stepping into water. pretty sure if my whole body was in it, id just float.
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frozenstar
12/05/2022
03:47 PM
#5
you can fall from any height as long as you land in water
Just a dead, cold, round ball in the middle of nowhere.
InTheEyesOfFire
12/05/2022
03:48 PM
#6
Stopping an anvil falling on you with an umbrella.
"Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?"
masterpug53
12/05/2022
03:53 PM
#7
I can say from experience that Inspector Gadget was total horseshit.

...Incidentally, if authorities ever happen to find the remains of a missing drifter with a helicopter blade sticking out of his skull, then...it was the next poster who did it, not me!
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read
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Giant_Aspirin
12/05/2022
04:10 PM
#8
InTheEyesOfFire posted...
Stopping an anvil falling on you with an umbrella.

umbrellas can act as parachutes
Playing: The Last of Us Part II
I hope something good happens to you today
sabin017
12/05/2022
04:14 PM
#9
You can wear the same thing every day and nobody will notice.
https://imgur.com/tsNBPt2
Questionmarktarius
12/05/2022
04:15 PM
#10
this is somehow airworthy:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/5/AAEhCpAAD9Lr.jpg
cuttin_in_farm
12/05/2022
04:16 PM
#11
Elephants being scared of mice.

Cats can drink milk.
A show of kindness may not do much help, but a show of cruelty may do much harm.
Nukazie
12/05/2022
04:17 PM
#12
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/7/AAWYnXAAD9Lt.jpg
We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought.
bo_danvers
12/05/2022
04:41 PM
#13
That you can order something through the mail and expect to get it instantly.
Maeiv
12/05/2022
04:43 PM
#14
Not sure if Simpsons count as a cartoon but

https://twitter.com/thenewsatglenn/status/1208063621756006401?s=46&t=L4xv5ihhCEpcmEoAUibQIA
Achieve the dream
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ellis123
12/05/2022
04:46 PM
#15
The whole rabbits and carrots thing.
"A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet! "
My FC is in my profile.
Beveren_Rabbit
12/05/2022
04:48 PM
#16
Vegetable hate comes from cartoons.
*flops*
FortuneCookie
12/05/2022
04:53 PM
#17
The good guys always win.
TomClark
12/05/2022
04:59 PM
#18
There's far fewer instances of ropes snapping and dropping safes/pianos/anvils onto the street below than I was lead to believe.
http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif
PMarth2002
12/05/2022
05:49 PM
#19
If you step off a cliff, you have about 2-3 seconds before your brain catches up and you plummet. Upon impact, you'll temporarily become an accordion.

Babies, toys and animals can talk to each other when no humans are around.
When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind
When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free
wanderingshade
12/05/2022
06:30 PM
#20
_BlueMonk posted...
yup. i stuck my foot in some quicksand in malaysia at a beach. it was basically like stepping into water. pretty sure if my whole body was in it, id just float.

You can get trapped in it waist high and not be able to get out, but you have to be an unlucky fuck goofing around wet sandy areas all by yourself. Basically the only way anyone dies by quick sand is by misadvenure.
"You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?"
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